>Album isn't available in Reel To Reel
>album isn't available on tefifon
>album isn't available on elcaset
>album can't be performed by your local gang of hermits
>album isn't available on Edison cylinders
>lead single isn't available on hit clip
>Album is available in stores everywhere
>album wasn't mastered on water
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>Advertised as available in stores everywhere
>Fly to used record store in Kyrgyzstan
>It's not there
>video isn't available in your country
>pirate the album and give them no ad revenue
>album isn't released for the intellivision's intellivoice voice synthesis module