What does /mu/ think of Mariah Carey?

I wanna Mariah her Carey if you catch my drift

I want to lick her anus

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>>74811676
butterfly era mariah could've turned me

>>74811724

you lost me

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>>74811676
boring and also fat now and did a terrible job at new years eve

>>74811676
her songs are badly written and she does too much vocal wankery

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>>74811731
Me too, unironically.

Would unironically be her human toilet when she was at her peak.

I think this of her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVnnWc4JPkA

>>74811676
I'd still fuck her

Can't sing for shit though.

>>74812145
>Can't sing for shit though
Note: Having range isn't the same as actually singing

Fantasy is a legit great pop song

>>74812175
>>74812145

What is she missing? Genuine question.
Does she straight up miss notes?

>>74812410
Expression. What happens when you sound like a robot and can't convince the listener that you actually believe what you're singing.

>>74812410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocSApddYHxg

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Mariah Carey [Columbia, 1990]

I swear I didn't know her mama was an opera singer, but then I'm embarrassed I didn't guess. She gets too political in her brave young attack on war and destitution. Elsewhere she sticks to what she doesn't know--love. Debbie Gibson come back, all is forgiven! C+

Emotions [Columbia, 1991] *bomb*

Music Box [Columbia, 1993] *bomb*

Butterfly [Columbia, 1997] *bomb*

Rainbow [Columbia, 1999]

not a real R&B thrush, but good enough to fake it ("Heartbreaker", "Bliss") *

E=MC2 [Island, 2008]

*choice cuts* "Touch My Body"

>>74812371
that album dropped a few classics. always be my baby and that jam with boyz II men were nice

Bland as fuck, but she slept with the right people.

Well, I don't think people listened to her for her music.

>>74812538
>bomb
>smiley face
>D-
>***

how does someone like this even gain a reputation

>>74812820
He got started when people had to rely on print publications for information about music. If he'd been born in the 1980s, he'd just have some RYM account nobody reads.

An entire generation of teenage boys had their first fap thanks to her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq09UkPRdFY If you don't think this is one of the greatest hit songs of all time, get the fuck off my board.

>>74811724
I wanna Carey her into Ma Riahoom and make her hit some high notes if you dig what im saying.

Her voice is trash now, I guess all those years of doing tea kettle whistles finally caught up to her.

Aren't most of her fans gay men?