If he gave this a 3, what do you think he's gonna give 17?

>>74805050
38

His third 0

if he gives saturation II a 10 I will never watch a video of his again

Light 6

>>74805050
Is he a racist now?

>>74805064
ay

>>74805156
yeah light 6 no doubt. He is also going ot have saturation 2 a strong 9 screen shot this

NOT GOOD

>>74805050
last number of the post decides it

>>74805678
17 confirmed for Top 50 best albums list

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>>74805064
IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLO

>>74805050
17 will get a NOT GOOD

Saturation 2 will get a strong 8

>>74805665
>>74806021

yeah these, it's a 20 minute album made by and for 2017 tumblr depressioncore teens. He'll give it a NOT GOOD stamp and move on.

>>74806058
he'll give it a 6

>>74805151
definitely not gonna happen

>>74806058
>it's a 20 minute album made by and for 2017 tumblr depressioncore teens. He'll give it a NOT GOOD stamp and move on.
He gave Car Seat Headrest a 8 though, which is exactly that.

>>74805204
>screenshotting an obvious staement
holy hell negrodamus tell me what me whats gonna happen next

I expect a 3/10 since his review of X's cypher was to call it pretentious and nothing else besides leaning forward and making mocking moaning noises.

>>74806267
He reviewed his individual freestyle pretty highly, though

>>74805065
what were his first two?

>>74806468
Yeah that blew my mind since it seemed more a demonstration of performance than anything created to sound pleasant. He talked lyricism etc., whatever.

It seems once something he's reviewing crosses a threshold of what he finds "edgy" he loses the ability to articulate criticism...

I like it. I work with new wave rappers and this shit is fire. I always have respect for the Melon though.

>>74806562
It's definitely a problem I have with the melon. He's a bit like the YMS of music at times, finds something very nitpick-y that he absolutely hates and base his entire review around it.

>>74806093
he fucked up by giving the first one a 9, so he basically has to give this one a 9 minimum

>>74806721
what, Saturation II isn't even better than the first one, why would he need to give it a better rating?

>>74806525
I'm Gay and Speedin Bullet 2 Heaven

>>74806742
It is better though

>>74807047
both are of those are bad scores.
speed bullet . reminds me of early smog so much. think this guy just hates any kind of outsider music

>>74807301
>melon hates outsider music
nigga what

>>74806118
Except the Car Seat Headrest album is 70 minutes long and incredibly (and successfully) ambitious...
I get the feeling you never listened to a Car Seat Headrest song let alone an album.

>>74807442
what jandek album has he reviewed?

>>74807606
go to bed will.

>>74807301
He gave Lil Boat a seven

>>74807647
lil boat is pop music. ofc he would

>>74807619
How many views would a Jandek review get?

>>74807670
probably 30-50k. unless you're admitting he only does this stuff for easy $$$?

>>74807669
He liked it due to its outsider appeal. Which you could only deny if you're a contrarian fuckwit (which I assume you are) or if you never even listened to it (which I assume you didn't).

>>74807693
what outsider appeal?
you mean him playing two ppl on the intro? is that what you consider outsider?

this is outsider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_7eofl08ZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgWwkHt8hM0

incase you didn't know!!!

>>74807683
It wouldn't, and of course he has to consider views when reviewing albums.
If he wanted to impress you with his knowledge of underground/outsider music he could be reviewing random bandcamp records. But, those reviews would garner no interest.

>>74805050
probably a 3 or lower. It was way better than I expected, though. Probably like a 4.5. It's not made for me though, it's made for emotional teenagers and shit. That I didn't hate it means he did a good enough job

>>74807736
>Kid Cudi
Alright, bye then.

>>74807739
but wouldn't he want to help his fanbase out by introducing them into different sounds that don't get much coverage by mainstream/netstream publications?

>>74807769
try this then. if thats too inaccessible for you
https://youtu.be/IMo66pG2xgw

>>74805064
YES

>>74805050
Either NOT GOOD or a 1
Anything higher than that is being too nice.

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>>74807301
>think this guy just hates any kind of outsider music