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>>74787287
i have a jew nose and misaligned jaw

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I have chronic pidgeotto hair and acne

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>>74787287
me yellow teeth

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>saggy tits

>>74788373
I also have a lou reed voice. And no, not just when I sing.

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I just have a super lanky and awkward body

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uncontrollable blackheads

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>flat chest

>>74787287
My weird ass hairline

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I'm skeletal

>>74788406
that's not a bad thing
>>74788422
this is a good thing

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>>74788433
forgot pic

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my skinny arms

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My height and moobs
>5'7

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Eyes too big.

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minor scoliosis, so my shoulders are uneven and feel weird all the time. Also minor jew nose

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My shitty hair.

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jew nose

I'm not even insecure about it but I'd say its being short

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I'm browner than the cover

What kind of music do people with really small dicks like to listen to?

>>74789421
your favorite album

>>74789091
I also have scoliosis, don't feel too bad about it

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My weight, but I'm working on it.

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pigeon chest

>>74789297
Forgot pic

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>>74789587
I'm retarded

>>74789540
lol are you me

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my shitty posture
also been putting on weight recently so i guess that too

>>74789587
>>74789605
did you have to stretch to reach the keyboard?

>>74789648
maybe
do you also have a unibrow because i forgot to mention that too

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Neck like a log, head like a ball.

>>74789708
no but I got a Jew nose and a weak hairline, no ass either

ITT: Freaks with bad taste

>>74789769
can you post your perfect face and body so I can masturbate

ITAOTS.
I'm 180cm and around 50kg.

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nothing, I don't feel insecure about my body. In fact I like myself.
Is this something rare in /mu/?

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Big lip
Also I don't have a fave album so just have a bjork

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>Pectus excavatum and inverted nipples
Is there any hope for me?

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losing them
wait, physical?
probs acne but not even that really

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No insecurities

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>>74787287
I could pick one, but I've just never been secure in my body at all. None of it. Severe acne on my back and shoulders (and on my face occasionally, usually after extreme stress or after i drink too much soda), terrible hair, I feel like I look overweight even though my vyvanse prescription has been making me lose weight, my teeth are yellow and it's apparently irreversible, I have scars on my back from... something, no idea what, my facial hair is fucking horrible and only looks decent if it's trimmed or completely shaved, but that just brings out my acne, I'm way shorter than most people I know (i'm 19 and i'm fucking 5'6"), I've got shitty posture, and I hate my body hair.
so basically everything about me sucks

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>>74787287
Dick TOo fucken bigg...

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lanky body and tiny wrists

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>my barely 6" dick
what's even the point of me fucking a girl if she won't be uncontrollably squirting from my double-digiter? And follow-up Q: what's the point of going on living like this?

I'm skinny

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>>74791871
Forgot picture

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>>74788279
me too...

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>>74791896
>>74788279
>>74789091
>>74789140
>>74789741
>tfw you think jew noses are hot but you don't have one

>>74787287

Jesus h. Christ, what the hell is wrong with all of you....

Just be tall (6ft+), handsome 8/10 face, have broad shoulders and a big dick (7 inch +) like me.

It's not that hard.

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too awkward to be myself around people

>>74789091
i feel you on the scoliosis d00d you're hot don't worry

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>neck is a little long. not too too long but still longer than normal

>>74787287
if thats your favorite album you are a faggot because this is so popular and its good but only ok. so why is this your favorite,

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>>74787287
I'm 6'0", range anywhere from a 7-8/10, and have a 6.5 inch dick, a.k.a. I am the definition of average, and average sucks. All average people should kill themselves.

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height

>>74792109
dude are you okay

>>74792117
WRONG read David foster Wallace my dude

>>74787287
more like
>irregular heartbeat

>>74792117
we can trade places I'm 5'8" 7/10 at best with a 4 incher

>>74791624
what about your eye?

>>74794176
Eh, my eyes are fine, I guess. Wish my vision wasn't so bad.

>>74791624
dog I'm 19 and 6' 5" and have absolutely nothing going for me, height meme doesn't matter, it's all about the life you lead.

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I'm not really insecure about my physical build, I'm just skinny. I do have an intestinal parasite right now and need medical help, though. I've had so many issues with my digestive system over the past few months it has been psychologically exhausting.

Anybody have any advice?

>>74794355
Well, the obvious is to definitely get medical help. Intestinal parasites are no joke, and I don't want you to be seriously ill or even dead because of it.

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5'7"

>>74794383
I appreciate that and I'm trying to find a local professional. I've tried some at home remedies, had some raw garlic today which is supposed to help detox

>>74794396
motherfucker you're an inch taller than me

>>74794447
its not doin much

>>74794446
I've always been wary of home remedies, but especially when it comes to parasites. They're really tough to get out, and stuff like that can even cause more harm than good.
I hope you can find a professional so it doesn't get any worse. Best wishes from Virginia, man.

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overweight, moobs, dumb hair

>>74794477
Infinite thanks man, I'm real hopeful myself. Hope is hardest to find when you need it the most

>>74794525
Sending you my hope. I'm absolutely sure you'll be fine. I gotta sleep, got to write a speech for my communications class tomorrow, but I'm certain everything will go alright.
Have a great week, alright?

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man-tits
jew nose
hairline
small dick

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deformed ribcage
<2" microdick
gyno

>>74794550
Will do, you too. Best of luck on your speech.

>>74792117
6 feet tall and 6.5 inch dick is slightly above average, technically, although as a fellow 6 foot guy I understand the feeling of averageness at this height. There seem to be plenty of taller people than me. But if it makes you feel better, I'm 5 inches on a good day. The only feedback on my general attractiveness is one girl once said I was 10/10, and I get "cute" a lot. I dunno, I have trouble believing what anyone tells me about my looks. I've seen attractive men, and I've seen myself, and I don't think I'm on their level.

>>74794254
If you stumble so hard with 6'5" I dunno what to tell you man. You got a better hand than most people, if you fuck that up it's your own damn fault.

>>74794651
>microdick
What's that like?

>>74794871
you ever try fucking with a 6-foot, 5-inch dick? nearly impossible

>>74794780
I feel you on attractiveness. But on height, let me tell you, you're pretty lucky. I'm 5'8, and for basically 80-90% of girls, being shorter than them is an instant dealbreaker for a relationship. 6' is taller than most girls, but not "too tall" so that you get noticed for your height

>>74794935
It's harder to jerk off but it's possible. Also zero chance of ever pleasuring a girl

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My Eyes are to Big

>>74794962
Most girls are shorter than 5'8" anyway, unless you're into particularly tall girls. But I prefer short girls myself. Kinda difficult trying to show affection to a short girl when you're so much taller than them though, gotta lean or bend down quite a bit.

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>stretch marks on boobs and ass
I'll never have a bf >_<

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Im ditzy and incompetent

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>>74787287
>pic
>shitty posture

>>74795105
I'll be your bf. Maybe. Probably not. I don't know you.

Is there really something wrong with wanting to genuinely die? What is it?

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>>74787287
shit man my bacne has been plaguing me for years
I'm going to a dermatologist soon to fix it
Thanks for reading my blog post

>>74795003
I think 5'8 is actually the average for girls, or 5'7. Either way, it seems like nearly half of girls are my height or taller than me. I prefer short girls too, but maybe just because that's all I have a chance with really. Just sucks when I accidentally get a crush on a girl who's taller. There was one girl like that who I later found out from a friend also liked me.. so I mean nothing's certain, it's just statistics

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The way my face is shaped

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noodle arms, super lanky

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Weird ugly body fat distribution

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my huge ass forehead.

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>>74795823
fuck wrong pic

>>74795105
that really isn't a problem unless you want an asshole chad or an autistic 4chan virgin
regular people won't even care about that, I know that for a fact

>>74787287
Pussy, man up. No one cares about bacne

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I'm just in general a very unattractive person and it sucks.

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>>74787287
I don't really have any physical insecurities, all of mine are mental ones or relating to my personality.

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MY FUCKING FACE

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Going bald

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My two older siblings are financially dependent and in stable relationships, but neither of those are true for me

>>74794964
have you ever had sex? What did she say?

>>74795958
most people aren't both financially (in?)dependent and in stable relationships. you got time

>>74789489
>>74792087
Thanks boys :)

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generally uninterested in sex or masturbation

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Just shy of 5'10

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My voice. It's trash.

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Looking too young for my age.

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I have gigantic eyebrows

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I'm gay

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- Face
- Voice
- Teeth
- Introverted