Swish Swish - Officially the worst music video in history

>>74744431
10/10

They're imploding her career. She wants out of the business, and the only way out for her is through complete and utter humiliation (hence the stupid dyke haricut)

>>74744431
Taylor's single release in a few hours will mark the end of her career

>>74744569
>>74744522
I believe these

>>74744431
Why are they all in blackface in a basketball court?

>>74744713
they took BLACKED a bit too literally

>>74744431
finally the queen is bacK!!!

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>the fucking shooting star meme at 2:10

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>>74744766
mfw

>>74744431
America was a mistake

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>>74744431
>only decent song she's put out in a LONG time
>gets a video like this

can't make this shit up lmao

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>>74744766
that was hilarious. how come this is the worst video? that was a meme!

>>74744431
off the official soundtrack of Space Jam 2?

>releases an abomination of a music video for a shitty song
>just as swift reveals new album and probably new single immenently
>nervous breakdowns
>lesbian haircut
>no one takes her 'purposeful pop' gimmick seriously, not even her target audience
>"reinvented" herself to no avail

How much more can she JUST FUCK HER SHIT UP?

The amount of work, money, time, and C to D list celebs is fucking astounding

who's this for anyway

white people in flyover america?

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I can tell that this is filled with memes and famous people but I'm not familiar with any of them specifically which makes it incredibly off-putting like I'm watching an alien tv show or something.

it's like a meme graveyard

Damn she's nose diving hard. Didn't her latest album just fall off the radar after a few weeks? I don't even think it spent more than a week at no.1

https://youtu.be/EUo4pe5eMbY?t=2m49s

Also, Migos are the most niggerish thing I've ever seen.

>>74745236
she cancelled some tour dates because they didn't sell well, too. it's over

>>74745354
>all the while tay's album will dominate the charts
Suicide this winter. Calling it now.

>>74745354
man that sucks.

>>74745395
on Taylor's release day. steal the spotlight right back

>>74744431
Wtf is with the Just Dance shit spliced throughout?

>>74745505
an ad

>>74744431
>2:10-2:19
The song is hot trash, but that sudden transition is God-tier.

>>74744431
who wanted this?
why?

>>74745236
I keep hearing this Migos everywhere, but I've never listened to them. Whats with all the hype?

>>74744431
>worst than Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro
B-Bravo

>>74744431
>Christine Sydelko in the thumbnail
worst thing ever already

>88,642 comments
>+50,000 comments by KattyPerry VEVO account
wtf

>>74744431
So they just watched Space Jam for the first time?

>>74744431
>american """""comedy"""""

>>74745098
I only recognize the dude who played The Mountain and Terry Crews

>>74744431
I like it. The more I watch.
#kanye2020

How do we save her guys???

>>74747093
we don't. Hopefully she'll go into porn

wtf I can't even fap to this

worthless

>>74744431
>get it together Katy
damn...

Jesus, they thought if they just threw in a bunch of celebs and wannabe celebs, it'd work out?

And what the fuck was the purpose of having the entire GLOW cast as cheerleaders?

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>>74744431
>tfw we are mere hours away from taytay permanently destroying katy perry
how happy are ya lads

>>74747676
meh I don't really care about either but Katy is such a vapid basic bitch so I'm a little happy

TayTay will put the final nail in her coffin in a few hours.

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>>74745098
Got to agree with you. It feels like I just had a crazy drug trip and fell into another timeline. Or started watching a movie just as it comes to an end. Was the video directed by David Lynch or something?

>>74746797
holy shit it's a phishing scheme
enter your email and get free gift cards

How is this even a thing?

>katy perry's last album completely bombs
>no successful singles, no one cares
>tour dates cancelled
>more or less forgotten by the mainstream
>producers panic
>pull a shitty music video out of their ass
>try to shove in bad memes to get any sort of appeal
>no one's talking about it
>no more sales
so from here there's 2 paths
>become a shitty nostalgia act and release a bad album every 3-4 years
or
>try and pull off another reinvention right after the last one
yeah, she's doomed

>>74747827
I think she's done for too. This era was a spectacular flop in every way - single sales, album sales, tour ticket sales.

I still wanna see a Katy Perry porn, she's a bit used up but whatever

>5 foot nothing
When will the manlet discrimination end? Might as well just call someone a nigger

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>everyone you have ever loved will get old and die in your lifetime

Fuck this gay earth

I don't know why, but I feel sorry for Katy. Even if she has millions.

>>74746755
eat burjer

>>74747975
Friendly reminder that Katy Perry wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.

>>74748231
Probably. Doesn't make all of this any less pathetic.

>>74747958
this one looks like that actress who make mom fetish porn...
anyone know her name?

>>74745017
Christians

>>74744522
I don't think she is smart enough to come up with the idea of imploding her career.

>>74744431
>look director up
>it's the same dude who directed Humble's music video
How?

>>74748409
Molly Shannon. She used to be on SNL. Apparently was on one episode of Twin Peaks.

no one in the video looks like they want to be there
not even katy

>>74744907
Brendan fraser haircut during the VMA's

Needs more awkward shooting star. Christ this vid was cringe.

>>74744907
At least when Carly Rae Jepsen cut her hair shorter and dyed her hair blonde, she somehow still had that adorable charm intact with her.

Katy Perry didn't manage to keep it.

Not to mention that many people said they both looked like each other back when they had long black hair.

>>74747746
Watching the video felt like I fell into a time portal and I was flung into the future, where everything was like Wackyland.
The video ending and me changing the video was like returning to the past and undoing the future that is Wackyland.

It was too weird, even for me, and I'm an incredibly quirky IRL manic pixie dream boy!

>>74744431
Is this a cringe threads?

>>74744431
Can she just get naked already?

>>74744431
The only way to survive in the pop world post 30 is to be a lesbian. Prove me wrong.

i like this meme video but music is pretty bad

>>74749090
>Katy Perry didn't manage to keep it.
never had it
she was out the gate as a product
her breakout video was a fucking sunglasses commercial

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Is the blonde host guy is Ace from Starship troopers?

You want bad music videos? I have some

https://youtu.be/NL2fVSw7aGQ

https://youtu.be/0P1LkwJ54eA

https://youtu.be/e-3_GBjaz6M

https://youtu.be/daEv_8y5jfk

https://youtu.be/qFDP9egTwfM

https://youtu.be/8wmnuZHzUeo

>>74744431
>hey millenials you guys love late 00s Judd Apatow comedies and Space Jam
>R-r-right?

>>74744431
compare to when gaga actually went crazy irl during artpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohs0a-QnFF4
had cheesy cameos (real housewives, andy cohen, some minecraft guy) but it wasn't jarring. it's a fun video but the atmosphere is completely different. unlike gaga katy wasn't battling with her label also.

why did katy think this would be a good idea, who would this video even appeal to.

>>74747921
T H I S
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>>74749446
I want Lady Gaga to sit on my face!

>>74747746
>>74746970
You guys just reminded me that Terry Crews was in Inland Empire

>>74744431
nicki minaj is a s e m e n d e m o n

>>74744522
Possibly, but she only has short hair because she fucked up bleaching it and had to cut it off.

>>74744431
If the video is supposed to be so bad then why does it have 762 thousand likes?

>>74745395
can we atleast have one nude photoshoot before that happens?

>>74749336
these are bad on purpose. there's no way that katy perry would make a purposefully terrible MV at this stage in her career. she couldn't afford it

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>>74744876
>>only decent song she's put out in a LONG time
Wait what?

>>74747958
>>74748755
Isn't it interesting to watch someone who you thought was cute/hot/whatever that's older then you start hitting the "unattractive" old age phase? Like I remember when Molly Shannon was still pretty cute, and now she's looking very average. That's what will happen to us all I guess, might as well start getting on with that sunscreen and moisturizer habit now.

>>74747958
really wow no kidding.
anon here >>74747958 with the inside scoop of the future!

>>74750624
dude i'm 35 and i still look like i'm 22
womemes on the other hand, shit goes south after 30 real fast
don't worry too much, just keep fit and you'll be fine

>>74749764
>all those likes
>still not even in the top 100 on itunes
>doing terrible on spotify
and that's why u don't buy youtube stats

>>74750805
wtf i love boipussy now

>>74744431
>the sports intro
Did they seriously steal from Hootie and the Blowfish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln6WQqRDrCo

>>74750805
>don't worry too much, just keep fit and you'll be fine
yeah but no, I'm 35 and look 45... I still bang 20 something dudes, but they have a daddy fetish tho…

>>74748704
the execs do that dumbass not her

>>74744431

what the fuck was the point of this video, the entire first 2-3 min is a stupid skit, then that openig tip off

the song isnt even catchy

also what is this whole look she has, she can look sexy with teh short hair but shes got this stupid dizty-ness and dumb faces

did she recently go thru a divorce or break up or soemthing? real talk, this is like Britney headshaving levels

>>74750805
I'm 28 right now but people say I look like a very tall teenager and that I look 22 at most, I have a very youthful and androgynous appearance.

There are girls that age really well, though.

>>74750584
hes not wrong, besides the CTTR maybe

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Based Katy Perry

i personally think its genius if she was intending to destroy herself or do something this intentionally self-degrading

>>74749249
that's Gary Busey's kid

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>>74744431
>1:38

wait a minute, is that..?