If MC Ride was dishonest he'd be MC Lied.

If MC Ride was dishonest he'd be MC Ride because Death Grips is emotionally dishonest musique

If Thom Yorke was the little plug stopper at the end of a bottle of wine he'd be Thom Cork.

If MC Ride was a surfer he would be MC Tide

But he's not a woman

if mc ride was waiting for something he would be mc bide

>>74729667
What does that even mean

If mc ride was dropping acid he'd be mc fried

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>>74729679
>>74729683
>>74729687
>>74729697
>>74729703
The autism in this thread physically causes me pain

If MC Ride's mom died he'd be MC Cried

>>74729728
If MC Ride was dead he'd be MC Died

If MC Ride was an exterminator he's be MC Pesticide

If MC Ride was passive aggresive he'd be MC Snide

>>7472964
If Mc ride was flying he'd be Mc glide

If Ween were soundcloud rappers they'd be Lean

If MC Ride was formerly MC Chuck he would be MC Sneed.

>>74729643
If Mc ride put in effort he'd be Mc tried

if MC Ride was scottish he'd be McRide

For me, its the MCchicken

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You can run but you can't MC Hide

if MC Ride took a ride he would be MC Rides

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>>74729728

>>74729747
>>74729990
>>74730051

best ITT

if MC Ride fucked himself in his own ass, his anus would be MC Wide

If MC Ride was an Uber driver, he'd still be MC Ride

Mc faggot

If MC Ride walked into a building, he'd be MC Inside

If Lil Yachty had a lil ass body, he'd be Lil Body

If MC Ride collaborated with the shoegaze band fronted by Andy Bell and Mike Gardener, he'd still be MC Ride

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If MC ride ran a science show he would be mc ride the science guy

>>74729643
If MC Ride was really full of himself he'd be MC Pride

If MC Ride didn't drink water for a while he'd be MC Dried.

If MC Ride had an alter ego he'd be MC Hyde

If MC Ride was Hutu he'd be MC Genocide

>>74730900
nice

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OUCH! I hit my MC Side.

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MC Sighed...

If MC Ride was moving along a smooth surface while maintaining continuous contact with it, he'd be MC Slide

If MC Ride was in the EU, he'd be MC Overdiversified.

If MC Ride was a Chad, he'd have an MC Stride.

If MC Ride wore a wing suit he'd be MC Glide.

If MC Ride was indirectly mocking you he'd be MC Snide

>>74730119
If MC Ride came inside his own ass, he'd be MC Creampied

If MC Ride was hated he'd be MC Despised

If MC Ride was our lord and savior Jesus Christ he'd be MC Crucified

If MC Ride was died and went to the coroner he'd be MC Formaldehyde

If MC Ride told you his secrets, he'd be MC Confide

If MC Ride committed a crime, he'd be MC Tried

If MC Ride killed all of his fans he'd be MC Infanticide

If MC Ride were a B-list comedy actor he'd be Danny MC Bride

If MC Ride dug into private information, he'd be MC Pried.

If MC Ride were a high-intensity lamp he'd be MC Halide

If MC Ride flew a glider, he'd be MC Glide

If MC Ride was a navigator, he'd be MC Guide

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If MC Ride was the Dude, he'd MC Abide.

If MC Ride was the Führer of Deutschland between the years 1934 to 1945 he'd be MC Genocide

>>74729717
>implying his lyrics arent acided the fuck out

If MC Ride was an undercover agent he's be MC Spied

If MC Ride was black, he'd eat at MC Popeye's

If I filled up an aluminum container with whipped cream and then threw it into MC Ride's face, he'd be MC Pied

if zach hill was fat he'd be zach mountain

>>74731532
If Zach Hill was crying, he's cry us a Zach River.

If MC Ride were getting married he'd be MC Bride.

If MC Ride spoke of someone with contemptuous mirth he'd be MC Deride

>>74731532
If Zach Hill weren't interesting he would be Zach Plain

If MC Ride had he'd be MC I'd

If MC Ride was made of 2 oxygens he'd be MC Dioxide

If MC ride endured attacks for two turns, then striked back to cause double the damage taken, he'd be MC bide

If MC Ride didn't skip leg day he'd be MC Thighed

If you accidentally ran into MC Ride on the street he'd be MC Collide

If MC Ride were cooler he'd be MC Fly

>>74729831
underrated

If MC Ride attempted something but failed, he would be MC Tried.

If MC Ride was being hunted down he would be MC Hide.

If MC Ride asked for a job, he'd be MC Applied

If MC Ride was reading this thread he'd be MC Ride

>>74733362
If MC Ride went on /mu/ he'd be MC MU

If MC Ride got eaten by a cannibal he'd be MC Pied

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>>74729697

>>74731532
If flatlander was fat he'd be fatlander

If MC Ride was born on the 15th of March he'd be MC Ides

>>74729643

I always tell the truth even when I'm lying and MC Ride is a prophet, Jenny is now dead and we celebrate everyday our triumphs, our poems, our victories, our manifestos.

So the obstacle is jumped, they say -Jump!- you say -How high?->> The agents invaded the sewers.

>>74733778
If MC Ride read this post he'd be MC "Why"

>>74733803

Master of Ceremonies know how to push the envelope so far that it says - Excuse you! - take two and pass, make it spin in your ass. Like spring white sprinkle in the white grass, I'm rapping son, you're not my dad!

My five fans can attest yo!

If Flatlander were a dumbass he'd be Andy Moron

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>>74733845

If MC Ride was the main character in Great Expectations, they'd be Death Pips

If Flatlander wasn't flat he'd be Braplander

>>74734147
If Flatlander were a resident of a state it would be North Dakota

>>74733884

Oh you have a fidget spinner, don't you?

Dismaland.

If Zach Hill didn't move he'd be Zach Still

The MC in MC Ride stands for Minecraft.

If MC Ride were a combo he would be Mcnificent.

Who wants MC Combo? Two Combos? Three Combos? I take all the digits and break the rumble, now you see my mirroring expectation of achieving the same dual pact of incarnation.

>get

but he's actually just Rider

If MC ride was an alt right neo Nazi spree killer he'd be MC hyde

why didnt MC ride get the job? because he was MC unqualified

If MC Ride lost some weight he would be MC Light

If MC Ride was a laundry detergent he'd be MC Tide

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If MC Ride killed himself he would be MC Suicide

If you were looking for MC Ride but couldn't find him, he'd be MC Hide

If MC Ride were a performer of 19th century song settings of German poetry he'd be MC Lied

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>>74729747

>>74729643
If death grips was a comedy trio he'd be MC Hyde

>>74729742
>If MC Ride's mom MC Died he'd be MC Cried

>>74731171
underrated

if MC Hyde was self aware he'd be MC Suicide

>>74731277
checked

i brought this joke back (about grimes) and you ripped me off hard

>>74730988
>>74730051
>>74729667

best ITT

MC Gay Bitch

If Flatlander grew some boobs he'd be Roundlander

>>74742211
KEK

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Original content

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Hey guys

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Do you wanna look at some memes?