Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 27
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Will we ever get another BNM?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
i've eaten zoe camp's pussy ama.
do you guys want the greentext story?
>>74712395
Unless you got a second x chromosome, I don't believe you
>>74712395
sure
>>74712541
>delivering a pizza in nyc
>knocknocknock.wav
>it's zoe with nothing on but the new muse record
>"uh h-hi i have your pizza"
>she's just staring
>"uh that'll be 20$ even"
>still nothing
>"uh that'll--
>she hands me a v. wet twenty
>"t-thanks for the tip bye"
>"wait where ar eyou going.this pie's not gonna eat itself"
>she sticks one long finger into her vag and smears the mucous under my nose
>it smells like a mix between amonia and saliva but it's the hottest thing i've ever smelled
TO BE CONTINUED
Brand New bnm NOW
god bless the bnm drought is over god has spared us