>be in uni, poetry class today
>professor gives us a challenge
>try and write a 4 line poem in 60 seconds, then we'll analyze each other's poems as a class
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>had been listening to Death Grips' "Beware" in headphones on way to class
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>write my "poem"
"I close my eyes and seize it"
"I clench my fist and beat it"
"I light my torch and burn it"
"I am the beast I worship"
>professor eventually calls on me, so I read my poem
"Wow, anon thats...really good"
>have a 10 minute class discussion about the deep meaning of my "poem"
>mfw
They're gonna google it and you'll be found out.
What was the deep meaning they found
Funny as hell but 69% sure you're going to get caught lel
>>74703618
I had to write up a story in literature class with tragic ending and I just retold the story from The Gift.
>you close your eyes and beat it
>>74703618
normies rekt?!
>>74703669
>shit like the dark side of the human psyche or whatever the fuck
>>74703679
We didn't have to turn it in so the prof won't record it so crisis avoided