Prove you aren't a pleb

Guitar. I don't care if you think i'm a pleb.

>>74701126
Guitar is only pleb if you're one of those faggots who learns basic chord progressions, claims he can "play guitar", and never gets any better

>>74701110
Guitar (electric), bass (electric and upright), ukulele, and harmonica

unprofessional trumpet player for 10 years.
Sometimes it makes me feel amazing and sometimes depressing

>>74701110
>Professional classical vocalist reporting in
hope you're a bass, or baritone at least

you're a pleb if you can't play at least one Bach's two-part invention

Trumpet and keys

I'm too retarded, and perhaps too old or too lazy to learn guitar, should I give bass a try ?

I play classical piano, have done so for 4 and a half years.

I also play rhythm guitar, started like 18 months ago, and I've had a lot of fun with it. I'm not great by any stretch of the imagination, but I can play a lot of really good songs and I have enough energy to mask the fact that I kind of suck

>>74701110
Trombone

Only casually though

>>74701110
Piano. And keys in general. I like synths a lot

Guitar
Bass
Violin
Harmonica

I'm not good at any of them. I can sort of impress people with the harmonica but harmonica is easy.

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tin whistle desu

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>>74701110
Vocals
ukulele
harmonica
recorder

>>74701110
Guitar, bass, piano, saxophone, tuba, trombone, drums/percussion, clarinet, banjo, flute.

fagot

>>74701221
How do you know when you can "play guitar?"

Violin

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vocals

>vocals
>play

the skin flute

>>74703347
Guitarist/bassist here. Guitar is actually super easy and so is bass. Guitars are cheaper. Basses you don't have to deal with chords. Guitars won't give you as many blisters but chords are a bitch in the beginning. Either way is difficult. I started with bass and then got a guitar 2 years later and they're pretty different. I'd personally recommend a bass because I prefer it as an instrument, not because you're "retarded"

lol guitar

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>>74701110
Whos /tuba/ here?

>>74701110
dick and air drums

Guitar, piano, harp and otamatone.

Guitar, trumpet, piano

Drums. I'm not very good though

>>74701110
guitar, bass, mandolin, piano

>>74703457
i played trombone in band when i was in school, but i havn't played one in like 10 years

>>74701110
Washboard, spoons, and can make farting noises with my armpit

>>74701110
Guitar, harmonica, and barely piano.

Guitar, probably pleb as i know only basic + intermediate chords and all versions of major scale, what should i learn next guys? I have an acoustic

>guitar
Very good, was like 5 years in music school and really have a passion for it
>piano
2 years in music school and i suck so bad on it
>violin
Bought an electric violin and had to teach myself but after some time the violins strings changed and i dont know how to tune it (tried to tune it like a guitar but it didnt really work out), so i guess i cant play violin
>vocals
I am really not sure. I really love to sing while playing guitar or piano. But i never let anyone judge my voice, also being a smoker. I do some breath exercises but i dont know how good my voice is and it would probably be worse if other people here it than singing for myself. I think my vocals are good but next to singing for strangers i think it also changes if i play guitar to it.

>>74701221
Define "basic chord progressions"

>>74701110

>make thread shaming people for not playing instruments
>doesn't play any instruments

Guitar, drums, trumpet, flute and keys here. I also sing but I don't count that because nobody should fucking count that, step it up.

>>74706632
>nobody should fucking count that, step it up.
Not a singer, got any reasoning as to why? Most people are fucking terrible at it and it takes work to get good at it.

>>74706672

Because it isn't playing an instrument. Literally, physically by definition. It's an action that can be taken in a musical context, but so is talking and pressing buttons.

>>74706725
>pressing buttons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampler_(musical_instrument)
>(musical instrument)
I'm starting to question your definition.

>>74706755

I was actually talking about production at a computer, but solid effort.

>>74706787
Define "computer" and "production", because a sample machine seems to fit the bill of what you consider to be "not an instrument", at least from my point of view.

FL Studio

>>74703554
>>74704468
Only patricians in this thread, not even a violin player myself

Bassoon player here

>>74705462
Thanks, bub

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>>74705399

>>74701110
>Guitar
8 years. My Friday nights always had good company.
>Vocal
About 7 months in with a vocal coach. Never really sang. Turns out I've got a solid range and sound. Can't complain. Still feels awkward hearing myself recorded.

>>74704409
When it's not purely mechanical anymore and your right brain takes over.

i can fart in chords desu

i play recorder classical guitar
and im an amateur grime mc so suck it

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>Guitar
Not too good at it cause I'm bad at remembering chords on string instruments, but i'm passable
>Keyboard/Piano
Currently in love with, been playing since december last year and literally can't drop it
>Vocals
singing is fun, screaming too, can't into screaching though

>>74707289
I'm actually impressed.

>>74708059
Forgot to specify "classical guitar"
I've played electric a few times and its fun too, also bass

>>74707289
Rite of Spring or it didn't happen

true patricians play the harp

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>>74701110
Piano, Guitar, Ukelele, and I am proficient at FL Studio and a variety of synthesizers and sound design plugins.

>>74701110
I like to wank on guitar

Clasically trained pianist. Also bass player, but that's mostly unrelated unless I'm doing some jazz gig as a sideman.

>>74706632
I mean, singing just normally isn't enough to be considered an instrument. That said, people who do have proper training on how to sing, opera singers being a pretty big example - yeah, I'd consider their voice to be an instrument at that point.

Trombone and bass

>>74706321
learn some flamenco

>>74701110
vocals
drums
guitar
sax
trumpet
piano
violin
viola
oboe
organ
synth
keyboards
mixing/mastering
choir
soundscapes
sound fx
recorder
pan flute
also

>>74704978
white supremacistphobia just makes sense. people are afraid of a extremism that breeds fanaticism because it turns people into radicals, who then drive vans into crowds of people and exposes themselves up. its more of a culture thing honestly though, you could have an alternate universe where the middle east is mostly self-declared christian and the west is primarily islamic and things might not be different. either way in USA white supramacist attacks are higher than islamic terrorist attacks its stupid to deny that white supremacist has a really nasty reputation for shitting out crazy people, and it actually disservices people who have been killed in these hate crimes attacks. we have to talk about how we're gonna handle this shit before things get even more out of control and leads to shit like past civil wars and other aberration

>>74704981 altright/KKK self-proclamed christians aren't real christians, they're false Christ will 100% reject them, because they're like phariseus who have hate on their speech and heart.
^^^^^

Certain white americans are really really stupid. Whatever war you think you have is lost. I'm black and brazilian and i plan to move to USA as soon as possible and marry some blondes and have childs. I know your biggest fear is to have a country blessed with multi-colors, races and cultures. Hmmm. Thats not make sense at, since that exactly diversity is on your DNA, and ... america culture that is basically a mix of various global culture. But i'll contribute to this beaitofil country and bring other friends anyway.

@ American white girls i can't wait to penetrate all of you. I know you are waiting.
@ White male americans, hahahah i'm sorry. #MoveToMars
>>74701221
guitar is not rocket science idiot

>>74701110
>classical
i thought this was prove you arent a pleb not prove you are a pleb

>>74708358
>either way in USA white supramacist attacks are higher than islamic terrorist attacks

That's only true if you don't count 9/11, which is stupid because that was the largest terror attack in US history. But that's the media for you, they'll always spin the facts to suit their agenda.

>>74708085
Bitch of an excerpt to learn, but I have played it.

>>74708560
Stravinsky damn near burned France to the ground with a single instrument.

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Lots of things
>cello
>bass
>piano
>drums
>guitar
And I can make sound at least on any other strong instrument

Uhhhhh
>electric bass
>bass clarinet
>bari sax
>drums

Piano
Lute
Mandolin
Melodica