Name a bigger retard in the history of music. Now I know why

>>74696377
Why

>RHCP is unbearable
ftfy

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Pretty sure Daniel Johnston is retarded

>Chilli peppers without Frusciante suck ass
>Frusciante without the peppers is meh

but yeh kiedis seems to be a massive asswipe. I hate him for making stupid sounds over the top of Frusciante's amazing live guitar solos.
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP YOU NARCISSISTIC FAGGOT

>>74696377
My dad spent a bit of time with them on their bus and backstage at concerts in the late 80s (around Mother's Milk era) to make promo photographs for them, and he said Anthony is among the biggest cunts he's ever met and that Anthony spent 99% of his time talking about his hair and constantly switching it from in ponytail to down and in ponytail again (although my dad said that Anthony was relatively nice to him and mainly saw him act horrible to other people. He also bullied John a little).
Flea is a super nice guy. John didn't talk much. Chad and John were still "the new guys" and hadn't properly integrated yet.

>>74697018
>My dad worked for RHCP

>>74697018
Remember how Anthony got in trouble for sexual assault at a concert once?

Anthony's dad was a drug dealer who fucked everything that moved, no shit he's like he is.

Massive cunt of a man.
I hate RHCP mostly because of him, I think the other guys are pretty okay desu, but this cunt sucks so bad that it makes them look like bunch of incompetent retards. Now that's fucking sad.
I know a guy that's pretty much a Kiedis, always hated the guy, for a good reason.
>>74697163
That's not a reason to be such a dick, just saying.

At least RHCP only have one cunt in the band, Metallica have two.

>>74697200
>>74696918
>>74696377

What's the basic gestalt?

Note that their best songwriting overall was on By The Way because John wrote half of the lyrics and so there was noticeably less of Anthony's wikka wikka muh California antics.

>>74697204
James Hetfield seems like an ok guy now that he's grown up and become a family man, but back in the day he was a huge douchenozzle.

Lars was and continues to be 100% punchable.

I remember when BSSM came out and they became like the biggest band on the planet. My sister actually dated Anthony Kiedis for a bit and she had a disgusting shrine to them in her room. God, I hated this band so much.

>>74697312
>>74697291
More please.

>>74697312
So by "dated" you mean one of the thousands of groupies he fucked backstage and never saw again?

>>74697269
Why did they beat up on Jason Newsted so much? I don't understand it. I've never seen concert footage of them where he didn't give it all he had.

>>74697356
Because they're douchebags, too consumed in fame. I've always liked their bass players tho.
They should've made AJFA (properly, not fucking with the mix), tour for a bit, and call it quits.

>>74697231
Dont Forget Me is by far their best song.

>>74696377
>t. mike patton

>>74697403
Throw Away Your Television is pretty good, that had to be John's hand because there's no way Anthony could write something that intelligent.

The title track is 100% Anthony though.

>>74696918
>Chilli peppers without Frusciante suck ass

The first three albums are great and UMPP are the Peppers at their purest. OHM is also fucking killer and better than some of the Frusciante albums.

>Frusciante without the peppers is meh

You're crazy. Several of his solo albums are amazing and even his less impressive albums tend to have standout tracks. I don't think he's put anything out since leaving the Peppers that wasn't better than fucking Stadium Arcadium.

>>74697959
>and UMPP are the Peppers at their purest
Hey, Flea even said so himself. :^)

>>74697959
I've only listened The Empyrean and it's fantastic, a near perfect album. What other good albums has Frusciante done? I never got to listen to any other for some reason.

>>74696377
>I'm affected by people's character outside of the music scene

Oh wait, you can't be serious since you listen to unbearably pretentious manchildren like Kanye and Grimes.

Almost got me for a moment there.

>>74698125
Niandra, Estrus EP, To record only water, shadows collide with people, inside of emptiness, the will to death, curtains

also try ataxia

>>74696377
Frank Zappa

>>74698125
picked up a copy of A Sphere In The Heart Of Silence w/Josh Klinghoffer a few months back, it is mostly excellent mix of songwriting and bleepy bloopy garbage. Josh Klinghoffer is massively underrated, Dot Hacker tunes are incredible.
Niandra Lades/Just A Tshirt is hot garbage but maybe if it was a dumpster full of spoons of smack and you didnt have a lighter but you could somehow manage enough heat from the exterior of the bin that it melts your skag for you so you're like that turned out better than I expected.

CALIFORNIA

>>74698477
Even after all these years. He was truly something special. Don't worry, you'll grow up too one day.

>>74696918
RHCP sucks with or without Frusciante.

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>>74698477

>>74697018
yeah I heard about this, what followed is that at a stop, anthony went into a convinence store and bought a bunch of milky ways

>>74698888
Nice quads, Patton

Anthony Kiedis is the Kanye West of rock. Part of me wants him to kill himself because he's such a fucking faggot but the other part wants him to not because he's a musical genius.

>>74696377
But did you guys know he's from California?

>>74697312
Holy shit, Declan?

>>74699213
>he's a musical genius
Lmao

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>"BEP BOP INNINNA CALFORNIA"
>"MOTHERFUCKA GONNA WIKKI FRIKKI PORN YA"
>Yeah, that's poppin'!

>>74697403
ma nigga! listen to this amazing intro made by the one and only god himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG7YDCJ8Ad8

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>>74697403

what did he do

>>74698125
Listen to Niandra lades. It's a masterpiece. It's also a great pleb filter. See >>74698484

>>74700397
He writes amazing hooks. If he left, RHCP wouldn't be anywhere near as successful in the mainstream. Takes a lot of talent.

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>be john anthony frusciante
>be an amazing guitar player
>so good you learned all Jimi Hendrix songs by 13
>can play any style of music
>listens to all kinds of music
>turn 17 or so
>dad says you have to get a job instead of doing drugs and trying to get laid
>go try to audition for frank zappas band
>midway in the line you realize that frank is anti drug and no chix r allowed
>say fuck it and decide not to change your lifestyle to meet and play with one of your heroes
>later on down the line this dorky ass band you've been seeing at local venues guitar player just kicked the bucket
>you having an autistic level obsession with the image of the band go in and decide to be their guitar player
>Flea is cool and a great bass player
>new guy chad listens to hair metal and fag rock but he is new like you and can play the fuck out of the drums
>drug problems increase with ur evergrowing obsession with heroin
>it's okay because your bandmates love drugs too
>record mothers milk
>underground hit.
>wew you get to play small bars and you can make a lil money on the side
>Anthony and you start butting heads
>record BSSM
>HOLY FUCK WE'RE ON MTV AND WE BLEW UP EVERYONES BUYING OUR RECORD
>after freaking the fuck out you realize you sold out and you start to hate playing in the band
>at one point flea asks you in private if you wanted to leave the band and you say yes
>bickering with anthony continues
>heroin continues
>eventually on SNL like a year later you say fuck it and decide to ruin a performance of under the bridge
>you basically quit making the band have to hire touring guitarists and find a new one to record with to keep their career going
>heroin.exe is not responding
>you become a shutin addict and start recording music in private with all your sellout money
>record folky album that bombs but becomes a cult hit many years later.
>give random interviews dissing kurt cobain and talking about why you take pride in your heroin addiction on european tv.
Cont.

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>>74698888
WTF I HATE RHCP & FRUSCIANTE NOW

>>74702798
>meanwhile at RHCP headquarters
>Dave motherfucking Navarro shows up
>also good at guitar and likes drugs and sex
>more of a heavy metal kinda guy than you
>he joins the peppers
>you liked his last band's music and you both played together on occasion
>Album drops while you are out being a fucking junkie and failing to reconcile for your addiction
>album gets panned for sound change and lacking of you on it
>doesn't feel like the peppers to you and it feels like it was made for the sake of being made
>later on the album becomes a cult hit among a small community of peppers fans
>its now the late 90s and youve had all your shit wrecked in a fire
>stopped playing guitar
>started listening to aphex twin and other bleeps
>start to experiment with s y n t h s
>somehow you fucking meet flea again
>flea tells anthony that he wants john back in the band.
>john agrees to rejoin the band and they kick navarro
>but oh wait all your guitars are now ash because house fire and you havent played in years anthonyny buys you a 3 sunburst tobacco strat as a gift.
>friendship rebuilds itself and you start to reappreciate the way you think about music
>decide to stop playing the way you did and try to write for the song more instead of flaunting your crazy guitar work 90% of the time
>become a much more melodic and thoughtful player
>stop being a jimi hendrix clone that plays funk
>calcification drops
>MEGAHIT
>its everywhere
>be held as one of the best bands/musicians/albums of the 90s as the decade closes off
>start playing in a world tour and start to take creative control of the recording process
>theres now more money and time to start writing music for yourself and the band
>ambiguous amounts of solo work
>release by the way
>some hits but probably the most artsy album the band has released and its more reflective on all of them as artists
>flea starts to not feel creatively charged enough and considers quitting
>cant do it because of him and Anthony's bromace.

>>74703058
>eventually decide to scale it back to let everyone have a nice bit of control for the band
>decide to record your bands stadium masterpiece
>Stadium Arcadium
>Bands huge and is now a huge memorable rock band that has been able to transcend its decade of origin in fame and be a staple of rock music
>next you start having this cool guy named josh show up and play with you on stage
>good at guitar
>become his mentor
>start touring a bit more
>eventually
>the fame and things about the band that annoy you may have faded away to the back of your head. But you soon realize you can live comfortably the rest of your life without having to treat the peppers like your day job and you can finally.
>leave band on "good terms"
>realize that you dont have to put up with an Anthony's "ZIM ZAM TIDDIES BUTTS CALIFORNIA" ever again
>josh the one you mentored is now in your place feels good man.
>butw8.jpg
>the broad you got hitched to and you arent doing too good.
>things fall apart
>literally have to pay her THOUSANDS in alimony
>realize that your money is now falling like an hour glass
>become IDM guy
>Start to try to come out of shell
>everytime you try to give press or interviews you are a nervous fucking wreck again
>be literally the most godly and capable musician of a generation but are stuck being JUST and cucked by alimony payments that will make you possibly end up begging to play with anthony fucking kiedis at 70 so you dont become homeless

>>74696377
You know what bothers me the most about this guy? No matter what is going on in the song - tempo, key, mood - he is going to dad rap over it in the same cadence he's been using for over 30 years.

>>74696918
I like the By the Way album.

>>74697204
Slayer had three (Lombardo, Hanneman and King). Surprisingly, King has become a nice guy lately. Lombardo's still an ass, tho.

>>74703280
>fucking wreck again
I thought he became sort of straight-edge in the end of the 90s?
Does he do drugs again ?

>>74703775
Nah but he still is a shut in

Areoplane is their best track

>>74696377
I really like Savior too
It's quite soulful
>>74697403

not all john's guitars were burned in the fire, he sold quite a lot of them for them good
> H E R O I N

>dirty junkie is a cunt
more news at 11

>>74704125
The fire caused the last of them to be burned if im correct

>>74703793
heroin fucked his brain hard
he used to be an extrovert and talkative, now he cant formulate a phrase without chopping and stopping between words

>>74702239
>He writes amazing hooks
John wrote all the music faget

>>74704797
sadly thats how most plebs see music.

>DEM H O O K S

>>74703280
Damn. I forgot about that last part with the divorce. I wonder how much he regrets leaving the band and if he's tried reaching out to them at all. I always assumed he was happier out of the band but if that's really how bad his situation is he might end up returning eventually.