What can I even say about Miles Davis? Everyone seems to love this album and I'm happy for them but aside from the great main hooks in "All Blues" and the classic "So What," I have no tolerance for nor interest in hearing a bunch of guys making crap up on the spot.
Are you people absolutely CERTAIN that Miles didn't play his horn with his ass? These out-of-tune, weak "pfff-ARP"s and "bEEEP-bEEEEP"s are near-perfect imitations of intestinal gas.
Thus, my 5000-page dissertation arguing that Miles Davis put one over on the American people, using a magic marker to draw a face on his buttcheeks every night before shoving his trumpet up his ass and performing the latest hits. What's that? You want to know if I have proof? Well, it depends on what you mean by proof. If you mean do I have Miles Davis's corpse in my living room with a trumpet sticking out of its ass, then yes, I have proof. Otherwise, no.
To be fair, I gotta give a hand to the saxophone players on this album (Coltrane plays on a couple) - their parts are very easy on the ears: full-bodied and cool. But Miles? Yikes! Maybe the problem isn't his lack of talent but just the fact that the trumpet is a grotesque, unlistenable instrument. Having never played one, I should probably give ol' MD the benefit of the doubt. Lord knows that time I tried to play a trombone was no walk through the picnic!
>>74669506
>More like "Kind of Blew"
King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizzard - Kind of Green
>>74669547
Is King Gizzard a meme band like Death Grips?
>>74669506
To play the trumpet with your ass, you have to make the lips of your anus vibrate in the same way, and at the same frequency, as the lips on your face. This is what separated Davis from his contemporaries - pure, unadulterated skill and creativity.
>>74669668
>listening to jazz
STOP RIGHT THERE CRACKER
>>74669506
you're right, but don't waste your time complaining about something you don't like, just focus on the stuff you like in life.
>>74669748
'no'
>>74669506
Literally Ed Edd n Eddy music
Fuck jazz and fuck black people
>>74669626
King Gizzard are quite decent tbqfhwy but yeah they became a meme band just like Death Grips
Bump for the shills sliding this