Everyone seems to love this album and I'm happy for them but aside from the great main hooks in "All Blues" and the classic "So What," I have no tolerance for nor interest in hearing a bunch of guys making crap up on the spot.
Are you people absolutely CERTAIN that Miles didn't play his horn with his ass? These out-of-tune, weak "pfff-ARP"s and "bEEEP-bEEEEP"s are near-perfect imitations of intestinal gas.
Thus, my 5000-page dissertation arguing that Miles Davis put one over on the American people, using a magic marker to draw a face on his buttcheeks every night before shoving his trumpet up his ass and performing the latest hits. What's that? You want to know if I have proof? Well, it depends on what you mean by proof. If you mean do I have Miles Davis's corpse in my living room with a trumpet sticking out of its ass, then yes, I have proof. Otherwise, no.
To be fair, I gotta give a hand to the saxophone players on this album (Coltrane plays on a couple) - their parts are very easy on the ears: full-bodied and cool. But Miles? Yikes! Maybe the problem isn't his lack of talent but just the fact that the trumpet is a grotesque, unlistenable instrument. Having never played one, I should probably give ol' MD the benefit of the doubt. Lord knows that time I tried to play a trombone was no walk through the picnic!
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Reheating the pasta mom set the timer to OP is fucking retarded
>>74644613
>having an opinion is bad
Haha good one moo
>>74644661
>having a retarded opinion is bad*
ftf(u)
>>74644670
Wow ok looks like music is no longer subjective
>>74644683
>Missing the word opinion
Eat more carrots holy shit
>>74644715
Yeah this post is coherent. NOT
wow jazz fans owned again. not surprised.
>>74644807
It's a brit thing, urban legend says carrots improve eyesight.
>>74645273
ww2 propaganda
>>74644591
LOL BUMP
>>74644591
Is synesthesia a real thing and if so, what color is this?
"hey kids, wanna record Dark Magus?"
YES, FATHER
>>74646927
4got pic lul
Literally how can jazz fans ever recover from this review