How did one man do absolutely nothing but wank on his guitar

Why do people call themselves music fans when they hate the actual "music" part of music?

>>74638204
Wanking is not music. Anyone with 30 minutes of guitar experience can wank but i wouldn't consider them a musician.

>>74638231
It's actually the purest form of music, and filters plebs.

Not every song has to be a 3 minute pop song with the same solo everytime they play it and never change it.

>>74638231
What the fuck is this wanking you kids love to talk about so much? Can you give me an example?

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>>74638311
>Hi, I'm Colin and I'm MIKE!...We're from Behold The Arctopus.....we're going to play... Alcoholocaust, from Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wniXxeTJlyM

>>74638311
anytime someone does a solo in pentatonic scale and it's not a reiteration of the vocal melody in the verse or chorus

You have to appreciate Jazz to appreciate The Dead. Rockists wouldn't understand.

>>74638342
>people will defend Trout Mask Replica to death yet call this trash

>>74638342
God damn that's bad

>>74638348
God damn you're dumb