Hello /mu/, how does it feel knowing that she will never be your gf?

>>74633664
Great. I would never want a slut as my girlfriend.

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life is cruel

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>>74633676
shut your dirty mouth

would chvrches have been as successful if lavren was unattractive?

>>74633698
She's got the 1000 cock stare

>>74633664
I have distinct opposite views on civil liberties and government, so it probably wouldn't work out anyway. There's at least 3 billion other cute girls in the world. Feels alright desu.

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>>74633726
takes one to know one

SHUT UP NOW
It's the only thing I've ever wanted

>>74633718
no of course not
this has been pointed out and accepted by lavrenposters long ago

>>74633664
>tfw when no lavren gf
gonna start drinkin' lads

Fetal alcohol syndrome

Name 5 Chvrches songs that don't have music videos. You better not be looking them up.

>>74633876
watchu gonna drink

>>74633891
A nice ipa

>>74633886
I haven't even heard them, I just can't help but adore that sweet beautful face.

>>74633664

Can you guys stop fucking posting about this dumb bitch? Jesus christ.

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>>74634123
nah

>>74634168
is that you brandon

>>74634136
Why does brandon like this bitch so much? She's so generic

>>74634136
What does she mean by revealing her tummy like that?

>>74633664
I prefer blondes.

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>>74634198
are you blind
lavren's special

>>74634198
Lonely

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>>74634205
lavren loves showing off her tummy and armpits

>>74633664
Why do people pretend that Chvrches aren't good because they have such a gorgeous frontwoman?

>>74634352
They don't

>>74634352
they can't accept lavren is both talented and cute

i want to be lauren's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>74634495
vete a la mierda, chupavergas

>>74634508
/mu/'s finest moment

>>74634239
Goddamn if those jeans go any higher my dick will explode.

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>>74634601

>>74634495
>>74634198
>>74634183
Who is Brandon?

>>74634198
Brandon you can find girls like that in richmond. I'm not joking.

>>74635097
Haha hey ya'll
:D

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>>74633886
>this has no legit responses

QT LAVRENS IN THE HOUSE TONITE
EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>74634136
The only people who are attracted to this bitch are pedophiles.

You all deserve to be locked up, you perverted freaks.

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>>74633676
Funny thing, during TBOWYB times everyone in these threads was like 'she looks like the type of a girl who would lay in bed doing nothing during sex'. I guess polka dot dress adds +40 to Purity in the eyes of the beholder =)

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>>74633891
I got this, great local brewery, 25 mins away.

>>74634239
She's giving me a fetish for it desu

i-is lavren getting more confident as a performer?? i can only see this ending in her rubbing her clit on stage

>>74636620
I would support lavren going full Miley mode

>>74633886
Tether, You Caught the Light, Now Is Not The Time, Science/Visions, By The Throat

Coincidentally, all the best tracks from their first album.

>>74636668
>Tether, You Caught the Light, Now Is Not The Time, Science/Visions, By The Throat
That's actually surprisingly good picks anon. I can see a wise appreciator behind that post.

>>74636791
Those are the best songs from their first and the b-sides. I first heard TBOWYB in late fall 2013 and love it, before the memes, before the stupid shit I liked that album and thought lauren was cute. That's about it. I can't listen to it barely because of my stupid shit it reminds me of.