/metal/

>it's a thread where autistic retards bitch about how anything popular isn't "real" metal

Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with Batushka and Uada

>>74618669
I mean we're going to spend the entire thread arguing over stupid shit and calling each other nu-males anyway might as well have a general theme to it.

>>74618690
Uada is pretty alright

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What happened to this fag

Gimme some riffs

>>74618804

That Uada, Inqu tour is gonna be lit

>>74618819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1pebOAa6A

>>74618619
AIC is just as metal as Black Sabbath

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>>74618819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKpJDb2GuQw

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Post some of your faves from this year

>>74618819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjmbfox6J0

Glam is hard rock not metal

>>74618649
This is the most retarded one yet.

A Fine Day to Die and Dies Irae are the best tracks on Blood Fire Death

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Why is this considered crossover thrash? It sounds like a thrash metal album to me

>>74618933
Nah, if Odens Ride Over Nordland, A Fine Day To Die, Blood Fire Death, and Outro would be removed, what would exist would be the greatest thrash/first wave black release ever made. But nah, we got dumb filler shit to weaken the damn good parts of the record.

>>74618962
What the fuck? Those songs are the best on the record.

>>74618962
I'm so glad that Quorthon stopped playing shitty thrash metal and went on to better things.

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>>74619014
>stopped playing shitty thrash metal
er

>>74618991
Bloated gimmicks. Odens Ride and Outro add nothing interesting, being essentially non-music scenes of sorts. The other two have these really simple clean guitar parts that are not worth having as not only do they water the music down, they are not that creatively done, just arpeggiating a couple three note chords.

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>>74618863

>>74619084
odens ride is unironically awesome

>>74619084
You're complaining about the music being too simple and watered down while wishing the album had been purely black thrash

>>74619084
>thinks A Fine Day to Die is a bad track
Fuck off and die hard

>>74619181
If they were well written cleans written on the same level as the other riffs, I kinda wouldn't mind. But they aren't, and thus severely weaken the entire package.

>>74618863
Fantastic album, that and Verity are certainly my favorites so far.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlTSo6sKYEI

>>74619240
I didn't enjoy Verity that much personally. It was just missing something that I can't quite put my finger on.
Voice of Steel was such a masterpiece though so maybe I was just spoiled on that

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>>74618863
My man

Pic related.

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>>74618863
Somebody else already posted Pyrrhon so I'll post this.

https://nuclearwarnowproductions.bandcamp.com/album/sabbat-of-beheza-l

>>74619293
CAN'T

W R A P

M
Y

H E

A

DDD

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>>74618863

>>74618863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkaFSKa-0Gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kvLJLzrOlY

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>>74618863

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abstract hip hop is to hip hop as what is to metal?

>>74619434
proge

>>74619434
what the FUCK is abstract hip hop, faggot

>>74619434
abstract metal

https://sodomi.bandcamp.com/album/parlamentarisk-sodomi-gynekologene-split

Hell yeah! 42 songs in 3minutes and 51 seconds.

>>74619434
Devin Townsend
Kayo Dot
Pan.Thy.Monium
Sigh
Diablo Swing Orchestra
Arcturus
Unexpect
Gigan
Diabolical Masquerade
Thy Catafalque
The Meads of Asphodel

Stuff like that.

This probably sounds weird and autistic, but does anyone else think it sounds kinda corny for a metal band to have two two-syllable words as its name? Names should be short and snappy

>>74619524
Give some examples

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>>74619518
so complete and utter plebbery for people who don't actually like the genre?

>>74619583
Isn't that what Abstract Hip Hop is as well?

>>74619600
i guess it basically is

>>74619537
dick
cock
poop

good production is for fags and nerds

>>74618863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxeAPCQfYBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Z1dv6UntU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxNkGupr4fg&t=1012s

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>>74619265
best girl

>>74619840
I kinda agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ypPyx8Q2Do

>>74619840
not if done right, but I'll take a well done raw production over clean one any day of the week.

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For those of you saying that this music is , and i quote "shit, worthless , making people sad''. I am here to prove you wrong. for starters , how fucking dare you. Do you not realize that this specific genre of music has decreased suicide rates by 70%? This 'shit' music is saving lives one by one. These artists are millions of people's mentors, they look up to these people. They strongly encourage that it is Okay to love yourself and express who you are , they put thought and meaning into their lyrics and for that they are highly appreceated. People have gained not only self respect , but self confidence included in this 'shit' we call Music. Music is varied in different genres and thats okay , some people like it , some people dont. Thats just how people want to live their lives , and by all means there is nothing wrong with that. but what really pisses not only me off, but many others , is that you comment stuff like "Their making teens kill themselves" "these people are devil worshipers". You do not fully understand the meaning of Music. Music has different types for a Reason! so if you dont like it , then dont bother commenting how you dont like it, only if you want to upset people. for arguments sake, just leave it alone. Thanks.

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>It's an AiC isn't metal meme episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v8vHnGRl4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PWkN9viNxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJzrVtioigo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6YQ8VBusQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sch_6qBa5F8

At The Gates

>>74620083
it isn't

>>74620117
I literally proved you wrong you smelly fatass

>>74620144
you didn't, but you're now projecting, too? Wow...

>>74618649
this can't be real

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyW0swJ1bjI

>>74618956
no just
stop and think about how much early thrash is for pussies that can't play guitar

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>>74620176
>you didn't
>"p-projecting!"
enough

>>74620235
>smug anime picture
should have known from the start

>>74618649
metallica is shit and not metal

>>74618669
Behemoth is real metal. And they're popular, look at youtube views.

>>74620282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap21PZzmI8o
If this isn't metal what is it
Certainly isn't mere rock or pop

>>74620235
>anime poster
automatically discarded

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>>74619850
Wow this is good shit.

Got anything else similar to Suffering Hour?

>>74620352
not really, but try other blackened death metal bands such as Behemoth, you might like those.

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>>74618863

>>74620340
>oh look, look! I found one song where they suppose to play metal!
It's not metal band if most of their songs aren't metal, you dingus

>>74620340
Why are you unironically replying to b8 with a post-1989 Metallica song

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Name a better album
>protip: you can't

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>>74620458

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>>74620458

>>74620458
>Awaken the Guardån
>å

>>74620472
>>74620483
sorry, you failed

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>>74620521

>>74620507
this

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>>74620458
AAAAAAAAAAH TAKE ME AWAY TAKE ME AWAY

>>74620530
this

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>>74620530
fugg, you got me

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This post displays the best Judas Priest album

Ignore any replies

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This post displays the best Judas Priest album

Ignore any replies

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I still don't get it

>>74620652
I like Boris and Sunn O))), there's nothing to "get" here. You either do or you don't, like with everything else.

>>74620651
wrong, do not pay attention to this post because it is wrong

>>74620652
nothing to get, literally just noise for hipsters

>>74620652
numales get it because it sounds similar to the vibrator they use to fuck themselves in the asshole

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>>74620715

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post kino

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>>74620726

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>>74620715

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>>74620726
Top tier meloblack perfection my man

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>>74620726
>tfw no skating vampire gf who'll stalk you at night
meal for this feel?

>>74620737
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE

>>74620458
it makes sense that Fates Warning and Emmure come from connecticut. they both blow

>>74620758
I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP

>>74620762
I mean sure Emmure blows, but you better take that back about Fates Warning man

I'm not kidding around here, you better take that back

>>74620652
whoever made this chart needs to fuck off

>>74618619
If Alice aren't metal then what are they?

>>74620786
make a better one, then

another mastodon album to be released this year lads

>>74620816
yay can't wait for more absolute fucking shit

>>74620816
*crickets*

>>74618649
Mercyful Fate bro? Metal as it gets friend. Nice bait

>>74620834
what up bro? fresh off /mu/ bro?

any other bands like Ghost?

>>74620863
Mercyful Fate and Coven

>>74620863
fuck I hope not

>>74620855
Yeah dawg. What up homie? I'm on dat dope shit nigga. Ya dig?
I typically use "bro" ironically. Why? Are you triggered friend?

Why is melodic death metal the best sub genre?

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>>74618619
Bands that aren't Metal but people call them Metal for some reason. Got it.

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>>74620863
yeah

>tfw unemployed and watching 80s hentai
metal for this feel?

>>74620883
how is Coven at all like Ghost

they sound nothing alike

>Bands that aren't metal but people call metal for some reason edition.
CAN YOU HEAR THE RUMBLE ?
CAN YOU HEAR THE RUMBLE THAT'S CALLING ?

>>74620924
find a job or ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60

>>74620912
Delete this

>>74620924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_aXkXAz-PQ

>>74620766
FROM A MILE AWAY

What happened to Atrocity and when should I stop listening to them?

>>74620924
post the 80s hentai

>>74620988
an atrocity happened to them

>>74618811
I really miss this fag

>>74620924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q

>>74618811
https://twitter.com/noktorn01

>>74620932
i was listening to this
spooky

>>74618649
>three good albums on each side
What are they, /metal/?

>>74621085
There's four good albums on the left and five on the right

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daily dose

>>74621134
>song called Last Statement
>it's track 7
>out of 9 tracks
>not even their final album

>>74621085
left - MoP, L'Ordure à l'état Pur and Blues For The Red Sun
right - Don't Break the Oath, Incorrigible Bigotry and Tales Of Ancient Prophecy

>>74621156
Their final great album.
>that Last Statement intro riff

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>>74621156
>final track is called The Last Song
>supposed to their final album
>in the same year band releases another album without its founder which is incredibly shitty
>six years later band founder releases solo album under band name and is considered one of the greatest melodeath albums cover

>>74621179
nobody ever really cites EoS as one of the greatest melomeal albums desu

There is literally nothing wrong with Batioushka

>>74621208
>implying Crimson II isn't top tier

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Is babymetal actually good or just a meme.

Like I have the entire Love Live catalog on my phone, and this shit seems so forced.

>>74621233
babymetal is one of the worst normie memes in recent years, music wise.

>>74621233
actually good, just contrarians here pretending it's bad

>>74621233
They suck, Power of Idea is the shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YeoDVXSI0

>>74621233
they have some good riffs here and there but for the most part it's lolrandom overproduced wacky sporkcore with no artistic consistency.

They're a novelty band. They could be good but they squander the musicianship on shitty humor.

What is your favorite concept album?

>>74621368
I AM A SPACE PIRATE YOU KNOW MY NAME

>>74620988
Stop after second album.

bait thread

shit thread

>>74621233

They're okay but if you want a good female fronted metal from Japan check out Onmyo-za

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNr5DqfirLU

And their album discography is consistent in quality

>>74621390
noted

>>74621134
Overrated as fuck, pretty gay too.

>>74621233
shit music for weeb pedophiles

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>Sick in bed with 101 degree fever
>Hot af outside
Metal for this feel

>>74621521
Desert Northern Hell

>>74621521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MH9F2_4qY

>>74621521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOCvWk0o5II

>>74620507
Å er en hyggelig bokstav!

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Well? Is he right?

>>74618649
Hello Scaruffi

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why is she so slutty lads

any only death is real man in

>>74621641
Varg is a fucking LARPer who pretends he's a viking. Washed up glam stars are old hacks who never had any artistic credibility. They're both faggots.

>>74621521
Celtic Frost

>>74618619
well they sure as hell aren't """"grunge""""

>>74619537
Killswitch engage
Deathspell omega

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>>74621641
>disliking Alice Cooper

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what's the metal equivalent of this?

>>74621714
Grunge is just more or less a fusion of 90's hard rock, alt and metal. The big five were the most unique out of the grunge scene, and thus got the most fame. They definitely fit the bill. Tad is a similar group to AiC.

>>74621764
Queensryche

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>>74621764
Vektor- Terminal Redux

>>74621641
Of course he is, everybody knows coke zero is the shit and diet coke is simply disgusting.

Post shitty production that is NOT used to hide the fact that "artist" is a talentless hack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZx2DEq0flg

>>74621641
Woah, varg was a cute!

>>74621521
I literally have the same. Only my fever is just a 100. Plus having a sore throat in the summer feels retarded as fuck.

tfw i like sepultura more than kreator

>>74622013
Having good taste ain't no crime

>there are people who prefer Burzum to Darkthrone
How to spot tourists

>>74622077

probably. more into black metal than metal

>>74622013
cause kreator's trash

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>>74622013
>>74622040
>>74622118
The ultimate pleb filter band

>>74622077
I like Darkthrone more than Burzum but then I prefer post-jail Burzum to Darkthrone.

>>74622135
Beneath the Remains and Schizophrenia btfo anything Kreator's ever made and you know it

>>74622135
Most overrated album in thrash, nice one

>>74622154
>>74622169
>early Kreator is too S A V A G E for me
got it lads

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This band and AC/DC are considered Heavy Metal but they really aren't.

In his last years Lemmy would always proclaim WE ARE MOTORHEAD, AND WE PLAY ROCK AND ROLL!

>>74622192
I see you haven't listened to Motörhead.

>>74622192
No-one considers AC/DC heavy metal by the way

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post /papyrus/

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>>74622324

>>74622359

something bad is happening there???

>>74622324
how did this meme start? Is Varg to blame?

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>>74622324

>>74622398
Someone posted a my dying bride cover with papyrus on it
I said how much this font disgusts me
Now the while general is trying to get me to puke with tha awful font

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>>74622324

>>74622233
You might've gotten dubs, but if you think that Motorhead is heavy metal in any way, shape or form, then you didn't read all the interviews with Lemmy in the last few years before he died. Up until his dying day he kept saying that Motorhead is NOT a heavy metal band, but a rock and roll band. And incidentally, I've been a Motorhead-banger since 1981 when Ace of Spades was released in the U.S. domestically. (Yeah, I'm old enough to be your fucking grandfather! What of it?)

>>74622251
Oh, yeah?
There are still many religious based anti-rock parent groups who still consider AC/DC heavy metal. Don't believe me? Just contact some of these groups and ask for a list of what they consider "Heavy Metal" bands that are a"Bad Influence" on their children. Fuck, they even think KISS are a heavy metal band. These people think KISS stands for Knights In the Service of Satan and AC/DC stands for Anti-Christ/Devil's Child.

You'd be surprised at how many dangerously ignorant morons are running around out there who know nothing about heavy metal, and are trying to scare people even more ignorant than they are!

>>74622498
if Cannibal Corpse were insisting that they play black metal, would that automatically make their music black metal?

>>74622498
Because Lemmy said they were playing "rock & roll" doesn't make it an absolute truth. Motorhead is heavy metal by definition, you can't compare Motorhead to Elvis or Little Richard, but you can compare it to Judas Priest or Venom.
>There are still many religious based anti-rock parent groups who still consider AC/DC heavy metal
It's not like these people's opinions matter much whatsoever

>>74622520
But Cannibal Corpse DOESN'T insist that.
You're question is stupid!

Please tell me how you can equate Motorhead with Black Sabath!

Black Sabbath=Heavy Metal
Motorhead=Rock and Roll

If you can't tell the difference between the two perhaps you should listen to Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed, follow it with Fly by Yoko Ono and finish it off with side four of Live/Dead by The Grateful Dead.

That'll teach you to act like such a fucking moron!

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>>74622556
is this some abstract shitposting

>>74622556
You didn't need to say how old you are, just the way that you type makes you sound ancient

I like you tho, metal grandpa

>>74622538
This has got to be one of the most stupidest posts I've seen.

First off yes oneCAN compare Motorhead to Little Richard. You obviously haven't been listening close enough, or you're hearing only what you want to hear.

And comparing Judas Priest to Venom. Well, maybe they bot played at break neck speed, but I would compare Venom more to fast, loud, thrashy punk, like G.B.H. or Discharge, not JP. I would compare JP more to a faster version of Black Sabbath.

And if you don't think the opinions of religious zealots matter, just wait until one of them holds political office and starts making policies and writing laws. Prior to the 1990s, record companies didn't put parental warning stickers on records/C.D.s/etc but thanks to Tipper Gore and the PMRC they are common place. In fact some retail stores won't even sell records/C.D.s/cassettes if they have that stick. Not only that, some bands actually record TWO versions of the same album: One that can be sold at Wal-Mart and any other store that won't sell music with the warning sticker, and the regular album they can sell everywhere else.

500 years ago people didn't take The Holy Roman Empire seriously either, and Europe had to suffer through The Spanish Inquisition (And NOBODY expected The Spanish Inquisition!)

>>74622556
ill jump on the bait, whatever.

Justin Broadrick from Godflesh said numerous times in interviews he wanted to play extremely primitive punk in the vein of Killing Joke and Big Black. Does that make Godflesh a punk band?

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>>74622368
indeed

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
TRUE HOPE LIES BEYOND THE COAST
YOU'RE A DAMNED KIND CAN'T YOU SEE
THAT THE WINDS WILL CHANGE

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Does a better wimp filter even exist?

somebody needs to.pull the plug on the general and let it DIE already

>>74622918
why don't you

>people actually like metal
>i'm one of them
nice

>>74622926
PULL THE PLUG

>>74622988
Me 2

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What's some more dissonant death metal like pic related? Dissonant black metal just isn't doing it for me any more.

Is there anything more numale than >>>12687667?

>>74623093
Gorguts
Nero Di Marte
Artificial Brain
Portal
Mitochondrion
Pyrrhon
Ad Nauseam
Negativa
Abyssal
Gigan

>>74623216
nu-male music

EEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

give me some dank '17 bedroom bandcamp atmoshit

Is isis metal or just nu male music

I rly don't wanna be a cucked lefty so I must know this.

>>74623307
They're a terrorist group anon

>>74623307
post-rock nu-core

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>>74623307
ISIS are /ourguys/

>>74623275
>>74623283
>>74623307

literally one person

>>74623382
thanks for free (yous),

>dead meme general yous
>having any value

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>>74622627
>!
How to spot bait

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racist running wild

Is /HairMetal/ for closet homosexuals? Why does someone feel the need to constantly sing about women? "Pussy is sooo good amirite guyts amirite?!"

>>74623423
confederate children of bodom

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>>74623431
>the glam is gay meme

>>74623431
>we like dressing like women, but we love pussy omg haha

>>74623431
no, it's for people who enjoy dumb fun

>>74623431
who cares it sucks anyway

>>74623465
>>74623466
>>74623493
Steel Panther talks about getting their dicks sucked by men.

>>74623515
steel panther is a joke band

>>74622839
Last days of humanity. Its literal rich piana metal.

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>>74623521
>Joke

It's literally the culmination of all glam.

>>74623530
it's still a joke band

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>guy look death and black metal are the only true metal sub-genres who take it seriously

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU COULDNT DAAAAMN THAT RIVAAAAAH
WELL MAYBE I DONT GIVE A DAMN ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>74620458

>>74618619
Grunge is metal and punk combined with a swampy/stoner quality.

>>74621766
Grunge is a meme, but for some reason it stuck and became somewhat a definable sound.
It was more than a sound though. It was an attitude. It was apathy.

what are some metal to curbstomp niggers to?

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Any metal that is like Magnum?

>>74623781
Quelling the Simian Surge

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>>74623781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916ZjBkjR_s

>>74623515
that's alpha as fuck

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I'm dumping metal memes and there is literally nothing you nu-males can do to stop me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl4gwOMrJiQ

This is not even metal
This sounds like math rock

>>74620652
That's because you have no ears.

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>>74623878

I need more funny snares

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>>74623889

>>74623878
keep em coming

>>74621521
Turn on "Welcome to Sky Valley" or "Blues for the Red Sun" by Kyuss.
It sounds like the heat.

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>>74623898

>>74621641
Varg does what we all wish we could do :^)

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>>74623909

>>74621521
>101 degree
How did you not boil yet

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>>74620726

>>74621544
>>74623908
Actually listen to these.

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>>74623928

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>>74623944

>>74623878
>chaotic evil
>not Korn

Don't let the "numetal" meme fool you, early korn was fucked up on a level most meal artists dare to tread.

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>>74623961

>>74623781
No metal.
Just wagner :^)

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YOU'VE CHOSEN BLACK

I GO WITH WHIIIIIITE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWsgo_qXyRc

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>>74623972

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NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF

>>74623944
>stoner metal
>post metal
>garbage

Do you even /mu/ patrician? Otherwise this is correct.

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>>74623991

>>74623983
I really like this album, also you know the band is truly american when half of the band is morbidly obese

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>>74624008

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>tfw no qt traditional metalhead muslim wife
Also we're still 40 posts form bump limit
fuck it, I tried

Entombed - Wolverine Blues

Brutal bliss!

>>74623431
>Why does someone feel the need to constantly sing about women?
Because they burn?

Metals inability to be sexy is it's downfall.
That said, glam metal is still gay.

>>74624028

Yeah the singer looks like she's the mom of at least two of the guys.

Best traditional metal album in years. I keep spamming it in these threads, to break up all the constant black and death metal.

I like both of those, but this is the kind of metal that makes me happy as fuck.

I'm so glad hardcore and new alt rock is replacing meal in the underground scene again.

>>74623431
>closet
wew lad
more like flaming

>>74624096
lmao, where? hardcore's as dead as your grandma's ovaries

>>74624060
>Metals inability to be sexy
corsetcore markets itself on 6 foot tall amazon babes with thicc thighs and operatic vocals

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>>74624060
>Metals inability to be sexy
wat

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>>74624060
>inability

>>74623878
Chaotic Neutral is always the GOAT in these charts.

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>>74624060
>Metals inability to be sexy

>>74624145
>>74624145
>corsetcore

now you're just makin shit up anon

>>74624096
>hardcore comeback
Where tho?

>>74624145
>>74624178
>>74624282
It's ugly to women.

Tryhard.
It needs less image, more spin.
Grunge kicked off because the bands were funny in a "take the piss of the world" way. Metal refuses to "shake hands" and "ruin the world" nowadays.

It's pussy.
Start by adding colour to the growl. Play with the fucking texture of it.
Give the bass and drums a more hip hoppy rhythm mixed with old sabbath.

It's lost it's groove. And that makes it ugly.

>>74624336
ever heard of Nightwish or Epica?

>>74624263
>>74624282
Also looks is only part of it.
Attitude is most of it.

See, for example, cobain.
Chicks loved him because he was naughty and subtle/ironic at times.

>>74624377
this
how else could Lemmy and Gene Simmons score with thousands of chicks?

>>74624360
Those are both symphonic metal you ass

>>74624396
it's /corset/core

>>74624352
Well maybe that's just oz..
I've seen something mixed between stoner metal, hardcore and tame impala around here. But mainly we're just taking the piss.
It's only a small scene.. but I think we're onto something here because there are many bands similar to that style with the tamey garage/psych guitars. It's tame impala gone sabbath and black flag.

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>>74624060
>Metals inability to be sexy
Metal used to be sexy untill someone de glammed it

>>74624396
>getting mad at memes
wew

>>74624402
lmao, why do people have to fucking subgenre everything? its symphonic metal, just because women are the lead singers does not make it it's own subgenre

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>>74624391
It's also why varg is popular.

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>he does't know about corsetcore

>>74624431
Male fronted symphonic metal is the most nu-male cuck shit ever
It means the band doesn't have enough balls to be power metal and is retarded enough to be a metal band instead of a boy band

>my heart hurts
metal for this feel? also I'm probably dying

>>74624465
Darkspace - I

>>74624464
I agree with that.

>>74624465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDFXDu9Mlo

Embrace it

>>74624420
Glam wasn't sexy, it was autistic.
That's why grunge blew it away.

Grunge got it's attitude from more unconventional artists like Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, The scientists, Johnny Rotten, Iggy Pop and Hip Hop.
I still think hip hop is cooler than most metal, because most white rock musicians can't help but be little bitches or over compensating closet homosexuals.

Learn to play it cool. Set her world on fire.
Learn to fuck with their heads, not parade yourself like a parrot doing it's mating dance. Learn to sizzle.

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>>74624465

>>74624519
god damn that's a gay post

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>>74624519
most niggers can't help but be little bitches or over compensating closet homosexuals because Glenn Hughes BTFO of all past, present and future niggers with one R&B album

new thread

>>74624614
>>74624614
>>74624614

>>74624547
That's because you're insecure.

>>74624565
Not in the 90's.
Yeah they're bad now.

>>74623889
St. Bernards are heavy heavy metal?

>>74623898
What the fuck, us bongs invented it and now we're lagging behind. Reminds me of football

>>74623909
>umlauts
That's a diaresis, an umlaut is a linguistic aspect of some Germanic languages, including English