When I was younger I dissected Weird Al lyrics so I could be funny too

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A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
***This is like the opening of the movie and American Pie. It works well.

Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation in-
To maybe cutting them a little slack
***This is funny because people could die. It is serious but the narrator used slang. Slang can be funny by itself too.

But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
***This is different than in the movie where they are worried, so it’s a funny “white” lie.

We escaped from that gas
***Fart joke?

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
***The singer should say Boss Nass first because he is a king a Jar Jar is a servant.

We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
***Lots of rhymes here.

That's where we found this boy
Oh, my, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry
***This is funny because the audience knows he is Darth Vader too.

He left his home, and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
***This is funny because he will not actually be a Jedi he will be Darth Vader.

Did you know this junkyard slave
***Anakin is white.

Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say.
***A Jedi wouldn’t rely on hearsay.

>>74605424
Good job. You have more, yes?

>>74605434
>Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
>***The singer should say Boss Nass first because he is a king a Jar Jar is a servant.


Yeah you're an autismo alright

Jokes on you. Weird Al isn't funny.

>>74605434
>>74605494
>Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
They met Jar Jar first, so the lyrics surely make more sense this way?
Also how is any of this explaining the joke?

We had this thread last night

>>74605564
I know. I reposted for the morning crowd. It's cathartic for me to see responses

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>>74605434
>Did you know this junkyard slave
>***Anakin is white.

>>74605434
it honestly just reads like you were a kid that was really into comedy. I don't think this cringy at all, you liked comedy, lol. You self deprecate too much.

>>74605424
It's okay OP
I used have an mp3 player filled with only weird al and some other shitty comedy music.


Course now all I listen to is old shit on my record player. So I can't really say I've improved.

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>>74605434
dear god

>>74606883
Like standup CDs or...?

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>>74605434
>Did you know this junkyard slave
>***Anakin is white

>>74605434
>anakin is white

you made my day anon thanks.

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>>74605434
I kek'd

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>>74605434

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