When I was younger I dissected Weird Al lyrics so I could be funny too

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>>74600039
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
***This is like the opening of the movie and American Pie. It works well.

Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation in-
To maybe cutting them a little slack
***This is funny because people could die. It is serious but the narrator used slang. Slang can be funny by itself too.

But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
***This is different than in the movie where they are worried, so it’s a funny “white” lie.

We escaped from that gas
***Fart joke?

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
***The singer should say Boss Nass first because he is a king a Jar Jar is a servant.

We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
***Lots of rhymes here.

That's where we found this boy
Oh, my, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry
***This is funny because the audience knows he is Darth Vader too.

He left his home, and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
***This is funny because he will not actually be a Jedi he will be Darth Vader.

Did you know this junkyard slave
***Anakin is white.

Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say.
***A Jedi wouldn’t rely on hearsay.

this literally demonstrates the analytical capabilities of a 7th grader

i don't see much out of the ordinary

>>74600046
dude you could've wrote for 2004-era pitchfork

>>74600225
Assuming his writing stayed the same then he could still write for Pitchfork

>>74600046
>Did you know this junkyard slave
>***Anakin is white.
>
>Isn't even old enough to shave
>But he can use the Force, they say.
>***A Jedi wouldn’t rely on hearsay.

this is so fucking autistic what the fuck?

>I practiced for my mom
Is there video of this

>>74600298
yes
https://youtu.be/h0B7Z3JERdk

>>74600269
I don't see what's wrong with those comments in particular?

>>74600344
Hey

>>74600046
>This is funny because people could die.

This is autism incarnate good job op i feel better about myself

>>74600344
Was expecting cringe, what I got was not cringe at all. I dare say it was pretty good.