Band names that turn you off

>>74598811
>The Faggy Faggersons

>>74598811
>August burns red

>>74598811
>the four faggots - the four faggots go swimming
kinda tasteless t b h

>>74598811
>The We Are Faggots and Our Music Feels Like Semen in Your Asshole

always heard good things but just something about the name sounds lame

>>74599976
Both of those lines of text remind me of when people try to talk to fast and don't remember to breathe.

>AJJ

>Chvrches
>Death Cab for Cutie
>The Angels of Light
>...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
>DIIV
>Swirlies
>Portugal. The Man
>Beat Happening
>The Feelies

>>74598811
mbv is a dope name bro
so fucking faw my man hahahahahahahahaha siiiiiy

>>74598811
Anything with punctuation. Chunk! No, Captain Chunk is the worst offender IMO.

>The World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die
>The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

>>74600056
agree with all of these

I hate those long edgy names.

>>74600065
MBV? More like BFMV.

>>74600133
>The World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die
Oh god eww

sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club band

>>74600133
Let me guess, shoegaze?

Dave Grohl forbids the changing of names

>any band name that sounds like a complete sentence with a verb
>band name starts with "We"
>Name conceived post-1980's and contains any of the words: wizard, witch, goat, buffalo, black, dead
>shoehorns complex/sophisticated vocabulary in the name for no reason
>name is not a real word but is not phonetically aesthetic or straightforward enough so that when you tell somebody the name they usually say "what?"
>Non-word elements or allusions to something you wouldn't know what or how to pronounce at face value of the written band name

Even if their music is good, I hate them.

>>74602524
So you're not a fan of We the Erratic and Copulating Buffalo of Frut√go?

>>74598811
>My Milky Valentine

>>74600247
First one is post-rock, second is shoegaze