ITT: we write a Zappa song one line at a time

>>74596294
*Kazoo 5 minute solo*

infinitesimal goo gobs up Paulie's nostrils

*Steve Vai and Vinnie Colaiuta literally masturbating all over their instruments*

*hoi oim soozie creemcheez*

*marimba and woodblock improvisation*

>>74596294
change the entire song for a few measures to emphasize the punchline

haha he is POOP and i HATE him

*ike willis singing a reggae song about butt sex*

A woman ain't worth shit unless she's suckin my dick!

Pockalockapeepee doo man

>>74596847
dude dont be racist wtf

HEY NOW WELL

*xylophone, ukelele and triangle jam session*

HUMMANUNNA HUBBAWUBBA

SLAM IT, CRAM IT, RAM IT OOOOOOH YEAAAAYEAAAA

>>74596294
and the secret word for tonight is ...

Hey, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, I'm the indian of the group

*14/5 bass solo begins*

>>74596294
hurts when I pee on catholic girls ayy yo nigga

FUCK ME YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH

C O N S T I T U T I O N A L F U N D A M E N T A L S

*Atonal vibraphone and sax duet*

six 4 second percussion instruments layered over each other with an abrupt ending and FZ whispering about some random shit

*Suzy Creamcheese voice actress talks about behind the scene moments she's had with the mothers*

fz saying "I love it when you froth like that" over and over with a windchime riff

*far noises*

Throw some root-2nd-5th xylophone chords in there.

Let's go with a C & two D's while three sweaty fat guys chant "titties & beer" in the background.

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WORLD

My nama Jeff

*Jamie Stewart screaming "CLAP BITCHES" repeatedly*

*a dirty joke that would get any respected artist's career killed by today's standards*

"It's gone..."

"What, your talent for sucking?"

"I..."

"Never."

poo poo funny

Guys I think we just rewrote Lumpy Gravy