Lyrics rate thread?

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>i'm lickin clits

It has been quite a ride
We've been through so many times
But I always kept coming back
I couldn't leave all this behind

Yet now, I feel it's done
This time - I'll be gone
Forever, go outside
Embrace the world without you

So I say goodbye to you
My nice friends, you've helped me through
But now it's time for us to part
I'll miss:
All the memes and all the laughs
All funposting and the spam
It's for the best, yet I know I'll miss
You [esfores]

Keks since 2013
Today I'll remind yee:
We've checked a million dubs
But there's world outside this board so nice

So I say goodbye to you
My nice friends, you've helped me through
But now it's time for us to part
I'll miss:
All the memes and all the laughs
All funposting and the spam
It's for the best, yet I know I'll miss
You [esfores]

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ayyy
ayyy ayyy
ayyyy
uh here we is
you know its me anonymous
ain't no one synonymous
nobody's on my level, tongue forked like the devil
to hear the full scope of my rhymes ya best crank the treble
I'm here to tell you all the truth about /mu/core
way I see it though it should be called "/mu/bore"
Let's start with the precious Neutral Milk Hotel
This album belongs with Anne Frank, in Neutral Milk HELL
Loveless? More liked Friendless
the losers who like this have loneliness that's endless
Nobody wants to listen to your fucking vacuum cleaners
my home makes better music when it's being cleaned by beaners!
A genie once offered me the ultimate truth for a hundred bucks
When I gave that genie money he said "Radiohead sucks!''
Why would I spend my money buying a Computer that's OK
when I can get the same music on the radio, listening to Coldplay?
King Crimson is the nerdiest gay ass excuse for music I ever heard
Seems like the kinda shit Gandolf listened to when flying on his giant bird!
Don't even get me started on Animal Collective
Do you losers really think this is introspective?
I played the album for my dog, had to call the animal detective
he said upon hearing that music my dog became animal defective
AGH
You fuckers fucking made my dog retarded!
the shitty music caused his doggy brain to be bombarded!
you turned his brain to mush, looks like crushed up adiantaceae
although thank god I didn't play him My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
You fucking plebs, your taste is shit, you're all pitchfork drones
The only fork I'll use is to scrape the flesh off of yer bones
That's right, I eat people, now you know the real me
still, I've caused less damage to people than In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

Red face, put that water on your moustache
Porno swag, 100 Gs, Louis Duffel bag
Pink pussy make that dick have a heart attack
Who that is? Riley Reid with my booty fat
Lezzy lez swag, porno cam damn
Pimp that bitch
Women and the men
Got the money out the flick, headed to the trap
Pussy getting so wet from the money stack
Triple stacks bitch, we can out a 100 pack
You ain't heard what I said, nigga run it back
My god, whore, my god, nigga, whip a trick
Hello lick one I'm pussy as combat fuck, niggas
305 Dade county, yeah we known for getting rowdy
Spit stringing from my mouth
Let you fuck my face
Good nutritious nut, on deck nigga
Eat me out nigga, eat me out nigga
Beat it out, beat it out, beat it out nigga
Jerk it out
Jerk it out
Beat it out, beat it out, beat it out nigga
Jerk it out
Beat it out

i'm assuming this isn't bait.
it's just kinda corny. but i wouldn't worry to much about it. if you're trying to write your standard smack-talk bars over trap music, then your standards are already really low. so as long as the music is good who cares.
but no, on their own the lyrics aren't good. not at all clever or inventive in any way. it sounds like something an edgy middle schooler would scribble in their biology notebook.
but once again, for this type of music profound lyricism isn't a necessity.

>>74586025
holy shit
/mu/ ethered

everything is like
mike and ike
except mike is dead
he got a bullet through the head
this is the reason
for the summer season
i'm guilty of treason
so go and ease 'em
i fly higher than an eagle
i am like william regal
bryan and vinny up in neptune the planet
and we getting so crunk it's like
diamonds going dammit

everything is like
goin hard
like real hard
hard like kreayshawn
she is preggo
with a faggo
i hit it long ago
i also whacked it to her nudes

rollin up rollin rollin up rollin up
mane pass that cup imma drink it up
sippin on some drank i'm about the high life
refuse the miller high lites
light em up rollin up rollin up rollin up
pass the dro smokin nearly 24 fo erryday
i make my pay from my mad rhymes
got all the time never go in the studio
record from my home cuz my homies never wanna go
rollin up rollin up rollin up

yo
we going strong
this is the anthem of a new generation
life's a bummer i play my snes and NES
i even hit it with a really hot girl that was a lez
it ain't that simple
you need to be good then hit it up real quick before she notices
and i felt it real good she never saw it coming
but she felt it when i came

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>>74586025