What's the best music to have sex to?

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

I'm a virgin

i too am a virgin

>>74583053
i love this troll :D never fails to get 80+ replies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei7BLr4cqlE

John Cage - 4'33''

Music with slow tempos. I like some early French House music for my love making.

Stuff like Motor Bass' Pansoul and Stardust's Music Sounds Better With You.

>>74583053
Where can i buy this shirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnLyYtNIBp0

I'm 23 and I'm a virgin.

>>74583053
probably Emilia be Sittin

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https://youtu.be/6G5H6vcKZaY
This, also had sex to the hamster dance once. Found it hard to stay hard but she liked it.

>>74583053
>>74583288
Probably Typo Be Chillin

>>74583346
ba da dee dee dee doo doo doo doo

i like clams casino, j dilla, nujabes etc

I think xx from the xx is great album to listen during sex.

Gabber

>>74583081
Do you fuck slow?

>>74583053
VVirgin here, but I like to imagine loing my v card to The Blue Album. I think a chick would dig that right?

>>74583670
Don't be gay

>>74583053
I don't usually laugh at these meme shirts but this one is pretty good

https://youtu.be/1rmo3fKeveo

>implying anyone on /mu/ has had sex

https://youtu.be/fl2oIvU6U74

>>74584590
this guy is unironically a fantastic musician, I listen to him

24 and a virgin

>>74584689
i've figuratively fucked my crush maybe 8 thousand times

that's gotta count for something

>>74583053
I WANNA MAKE IT

>>74584732
I've heard great things but not quite for the situation haha

>>74584732

I'm 20 and just had sex once and it was really bad

>>74583053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslgz9o8meM

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>>74583053
Me personally when i have sex with music on i want the music to take a back seat so it cant be anything that requires or provokes attention to it rather than emotion. For this reason, i usually choose "an old foe" from the raidou kuzunoha game. Its aggressive enough but also simplistic enough to not be the center of attention. In fact most nocturne era smt games have that feel in their music so really any of them will do.

Field Recordings of Woman Gagging on Dick performed live

I like the part where it goes-
>WURP WURP WURP WURP WURP WURP WURP WURP WURP .................... WURPWURPWURPWURPWURPWURPWURPWURPWURPWURPWUROWURPWURP

24 virgin, I've kissed girls and licked some buttholes but never had sex.

Anyway I would put on some downtempo or some good ambient probably.

>>74583053
Eine kleine nachtmusik

>>74584738
sorta like your life

Where did all these virgins come from?
Alternatively where were they hiding when I needed them?

>>74585398
aww look who's giving a shit about someone else

>>74583053
Is this a shirt one can buy?

>>74583053
Any prog rock concept album, you want the sex to be a journey she will never forget

virgin here
I've never listened to music

>>74583053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E

>>74585328
>I've kissed girls and licked some buttholes but never had sex.
That's literally better than sex itself dude.

>>74583053
Ugly God

>>74583670
Sometimes, not usually though.

so far to go

>>74584011
they wouldn't

>>74585328
How did you licked an asshole but couldn't get sex??

>>74587150
how can you licked an asshole

are you Marty?

>>74586882
how many girls have you given the pleasure of your company to

>>74585328
how are you convincing these girls to let you lick their buttholes? why aren't you fucking them before or after?

please stop having sex I've never had sex and other people having sex makes me jealous and sad

>>74587505
same

>>74584011
"I want a girl who will laugh for no one else, when I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf"

I don't think many girls woud appreciate that

Slow 'n' sensual: Vapourwave
Fast 'n' rough: punk

>>74587505
Same

the shirt would be epic if his head was tilted back and it cut off at his neck so it looked you were raping the whore

>>74587681
>this person is having sex but I'm not

>>74587505
same

>>74586629
bump

>>74583053
The weeknd on the real

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not like this will be useful for anyone here tho...

>>74587809
she's not going to pop out of the computer screen

>>74587749
The Edge!

>>74588167
>he doesnt want to rape a woman
low test

>he has sex during music

>>74585609
This board is founded on virginity
And they're all around you

i lost my virginity with Close to the Edge in the background

>>74583053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_FAkM2-pnw

>>74588070
What kind of freak would like to have sex to remain in light??

>>74588194
>he's incapable of seducing a woman and make her fall in love with him and give herself willingly
LOW TEST.

>>74588573
Still more respectful of black culture than Iggy Azalea

>>74583053
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

>>74588777
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA anon please it hurts

Me and qt italian gf broke up last month after 2 years but we used to always listen to sonny rollins, thelonious monk, and bill evans. We both love chet baker and thats grest fuck music but i would have felt weird nailing her while we listen to someone who was one of her all time wanna fucks.

>>74587150
>>74587418
At a party, they were extremely horny and semi drunk, they said they were up to "some licking stuff" right in that moment, they just probably were two ones searching for some werido to lick their puckers.

>>74583053

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JQ8kYPGqY

>>74583053
Obviously some sort of ambient shit, why would you wanna hear anyting complex? that just kinda fucks up the mood

The 1st track of miles davis's album get up with it. Actually pretty much any miles.

>>74589040
i didn't even mean that wtf dude i just don't understand guys who like eating ass

Well when im having sex with myself i like to play death grips

>>74583053
Deep House

>>74589136
It's beautiful, some girls have some true clean jewels as holes, it feels incredibly good and accomplishing licking their most intimate part and feeling all the vibrating thing.

>>74589136
>i just don't understand guys who like eating ass
lol

>>74590003
>>74590630
what the fuck is wrong with you

dirty three

>>74590647
Some of them like it very much desu, what's the problem?

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If you like sappy gay, romantic, depression sex this is the only album.

I had sex..once, it'll probably be the last time.

Klezmer

>>74591413
Why?

>>74583053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mAIR9-vgI

>>74583053
Whitehouse

>>74584889
Non romantic sex sucks unless you make it all about them. Gotta be selfless if you dont love her.

>>74587505
Same and I have a girlfriend that I regularly have sex with so you must imagine how I've been victimized

>>74592407
Ideally it's gotta be each partner being selfless and trying to please eachother. Otherwise sex is just shitty.

The reality is that with sex you will never feel the same pleasure your own hands can give to you.

>>74592696
unless you're someone you actually love like >>74592407
>>74592501
said

such wise senpai's

u ok, anon?

btw that's pessimism disguised as a hyperbole aka sarcastic form of irony, not realism.

>>74591675
I'm fat, ugly, and a failure.

>>74590774
groce, but do what you want i guess

>>74593275
same

that's why i fall in love with girls that don't love me and ignore the ones that do

>>74588028
Ahahaha. There's always one.

anyone else constantly forget that they aren't a virgin anymore?

>>74593410
anon...

what happened to you?

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Slipknot - Custer

>>74593443
nothing lol besides sex i just dont feel like i lost it

>>74593473
because you didn't care about them the way they did you?

why'd you allow that to happen

>>74593331
I thought the same thinking about anal sex, then when I heard girls telling themselves "it's good, trust me", I changed my mind.

>>74593558
i dunno man she really wanted it and i didnt want to be a jerk

>>74583053
I would wear the fuck out of that shirt.

>>74593613
so you let a hoe use you

WHAT FUCKING MUSIC HAS GOT YOU TRUSTING HOES

BE A FUCKING JERK, NOT A FUCKING BOY

>>74593678
lol the way she treated me was UNDESIRABLE

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eikUKufNRIw

Don't just keep up with the tempo. Keep thrusting with each note played, when it is played.

The entire time, please envision Dr. Wily's face on your partner. It adds to the experience.

Finally, when you're finished, shout "DOCTAH WAHWEE!"

>>74593767
damn.

>>74583076
This

Virgin is the new black

>>74593410
Same, happened this year (20 years), but I still browser here and do all this virgin stuff

>>74594020
>but I still browser here and do all this virgin stuff

huh

>>74583053
I want to fug a girl while any of the HOME songs are playing.

>>74583053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbd5Y1hRBvg

>>74583053
Live albums.
That way you get a round of appluase every few minutes.

>>74583053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leD8E4qyl7A
knock yourself out faggot

>>74583053
Enigma

>listening to music while banging
>not focusing all your attention towards keeping your nut

haha you guys

>>74595747
Do you have anything to contribute?

Loveless, and Mezzanine

Anything else would be a mix or whatever she wants to play

Washed out is pretty good for sex. Mezzanine is an obvious answer too

>>74590647
https://twitter.com/_health_/status/554027452406562816?lang=en

>>74588070
>MBDTF
>Mezzanine
>Satie
>Talking heads
>fucking Daft Punk

What did he mean by this

Does anyone ever fantasize about having sex to a really fast paced song and going so fast you die

>>74583053
Too busy fucking, but if you asked trent gets me in sync.

>>74583053
I don't know, but its certainly not
"Tip toe through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim

>>74597740
>
Piggy always gets me going

>>74584590
this nigga is my shit

>>74583053
I fucked my girlfriend who doesnt listen to metal to Meshuggah once, that was pretty good. If your pounding can keep up with that it works quite well.

Burial............real talk

>>74583053
I'm 25 and a kissless handholdless virgin and haven't actually wanted to have sex in like three or four years

But if I had to choose the music for sex, I know I would put way too much thought into it and come up with something the other person found stupid

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an ex gf and i went biznasty to this album. when happy cycling kicked in on that last tracked she and i both o'ed pretty hard and that image is forever imprinted on me when i listen to this album. for better or for worse

>>74585328
Surely licking buttholes is the best part of sex?

>>74587505
>>74587581
>>74587702
>>74587869
>>74592441
End Thy Lives Immediately

>>74583053
tycho

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Al Green. The albums "Let's Stay Together" and "Gets Next To You" are good choices for sure.

>>74588628
THIS
what the fuck.

>>74599952
It is, go watch some lesbian porn and see how much they enjoy themselves during that.

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Me and my gf fucked to this once