/metal/

HEAVY METAL IS THE LAW
THAT KEEPS US ALL UNITED FREE
A LAW THAT SHATTERS EARTH AND HELL
HEAVY METAL CAN'T BE BEATEN BY ANY DYNASTY
WE'RE ALL WIZARDS FIGHTING WITH OUR SPELL

>>74568480
i like XAS-DURRRRR

unfriendly reminder to not respond to tourist tripfags

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>Xasthur

HE

WAS

>>74568977
>np - Xasthur - Waiting for trust fund checks to come in the mail

RE

>>74568977
god i wish that were me

>418 posts
w e a k

>8 months in
>0 good albums

just fuck my genre up

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!!!

>name: Devin "Hevy Devy" Townsend
>fighting style: The Mighty Masturbator
>special 1: Bad Devil
>special 2: Depth Charge
>super combo: Shitstorm
>finisher: Seventh Wave
>taunt: "I'm a fake punk!"

Somebody once told me
Terrifying scream
I ain't the sharpest man half machine
She was looking kinda dumb
Breathing smoke and fire
In the shape of vengeance soaring high

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Planets devastated Mankind's on its knees
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
A saviour comes from out the skies In answer to their pleas

Hey now you're the painkiller get your game on, go play
Hey now you're the painkiller get the show on, get paid

>>74569101
I beg to differ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoko_kI1WI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubz_Z5O6tPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_VJze5oXDo

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>>74569101
Not for long

>>74569146
Glamweebyus

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>>74569146
soon

GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

White Power 14/88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuFAMAYjgq8

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>>74569109
>name: Trey "Ancient One" Azagthoth
>fighting style: Blood On My Hands
>special 1: Suffocation
>special 2: Bleed For The Devil
>super combo: Vengeance Is Mine
>finisher: Dominate
>taunt: YOUR BROTHERS FELL BEFORE ME

Y'know maybe these threads would stop getting derailed if people stopped posting "white power" and claiming anyone who doesn't agree is a nu-male. Just a thought.

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>>74569352
Spotted the numale.

>>74569352
t. antifa nu-male

>>74569372
>calling others nu-male while saving a pic from tumblr

>>74569372
Fenriz is a nu-male

IT AIN'T ME

>>74569388
Tumblr is numale repellent

>>74568588
Everything Kai plays banishes the nu-male.

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>>74569109
>name: Dino "Self-Diet Resistor" Cazares
>fighting style: Smasher/Devourer
>special 1: Body Hammer
>special 2: Soul Hacker
>finisher: Edgecrusher
>taunt: "BACK THE FUCK UP"

>>74569372
>>74569385

Proving my point. Guess you just don't want your metal thread to be about metal anymore.

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>when a /metal/ meetup went too far

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>>74569487
reminder that fearfac are huge weebs who watch obscure OVAs adapted from Hideyuki Kikuchi's novels

>>74569512
t. neumann

>>74569532
AR-GHO-SLENT
AR-GHO-SLENT
AR-GHO-SLENT
AR-GHO-SLENT
AR-GHO-SLENT

why is melodeath such a broad genre

why does gay shit like Insomnium get grouped together with stuff like Horrendous

post riffs that annihilate the nu-men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doocHNYFGHw

how many of you look like nu-males and how many actually look like metalheads. I'll bet 10 yen that the scale tips daintily in a particular direction.

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AINT GOT TIME FOR WHAT YOU FEEL
AINT GOT TIME FOR WHAT YOU FEEL

YOU DID IT AGAIN
YOU DID IT AGAIN
YOU DID IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN OW-WOW!

>>74569400
You're just a poser hick who doesn't understand Black Metal is dark Satanic art that originates from Satan and hate. You listen to music without understanding what it represents. Thanks to infantiles such as yourself I consider resigning from the Black Metal scene, and focus my energy on myself, bettering myself and satanism. No one else has to know anything about me, and I have no need to show myself, especially by sceneing in irc, or forums.

>>74569584
>why is melodeath such a broad genre
if you compare it to Black Metal its breadth is fucking miniscule

>>74569587
We're all nu-males in denial that here

>>74569587
we look like these guys >>74569532

>>74569609
black metal has its own subgenres, melodeath IS a subgenre

>>74569109
>name: Paul "Big Beard" Speckmann
>fighting style: Primitive Bastard
>s1: The Truth
>s2: Mangled Dehumanisation
>super combo: AAAAAAAAAACH
>finisher: Re-Entry and Destruction
>taunt: Smile as you're told

>>74569532
>/metal/
>white
/metal/ is full of south americans and burgers, neither of whom are white.

>>74568977
That guy has some actual medical condition right? He's not just comically unlucky right?

Fuck nu-males, white power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXX6uPMBiCA

>>74569667
A white person is somebody with white skin

>>74569774
He's clinically depressed. Suffers seriously from social anxiety as well.

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>>74569788
>Fuck nu-males
>Outs himself as a nu-male

this is now a christian thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6n1kMsLbc8

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>>74568977
they do look similar enough considering how much time passed, but i'm not buying it

>>74569826
>that filename
I kek every time

Estimate on what percentage of /metal/ is actually over 18?

>how to write a m-a review
>use big words to hide that you don't have anything interesting to say

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what albums is /metal/ looking forward to being released this year?

pic related for me.

>>74570176
new Akercocke
new Voices
new Iperyt
new Blacklodge
new Iron Monkey

the year's about to fucking end where's the new Lykathea

>>74570211

in the bin where it belongs

>>74570211
>the year's about to fucking end
I heard there are actually more months after August but I might be mistaken

>>74570255
t. untrve

So I've heard the 3 Helloween Kiske/Hansen albums and want more. What should I continue with, apart from Gamma Ray? Is Helloween's later work worth listening to?

>>74569110
my brain is having some real trouble trying to sing this

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What is his end game?

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metal for this feel ?

>>74570680
desperate pain of the unhungry

>>74570662
scheckels

>>74569601
FABIO - ORIGINAL SIN
FABIO - THE STATE I'M IN

>>74570836
I'm listening...

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>subgenres: southern rock

>>74570211
Hopefully it never sees the light of day. I can only take so much heartache and disappointment

>>74570201
>new blacklidge
HOLY SHIT WHEN?

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how do you like my new death metal band

our first album is called quick death

rec me slav bm
i listen to slavland, graveland, branikald, forest, gontyna kry, arkona, kozeljnik, the stone

>>74570894
*Blacklodge
phones suck

>>74570920
Au Dessus is pretty good, they're from Lithuania

>>74570959
it's hipster shit sorry

>>74570894
5 hours.

>>74570987
Don't see how post-black metal is hipster shit

>>74570908
Are you ironic? I can make you a better cover, this one is shit

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>>74570923
SOON

>>74571029
how is this ironic? Band name on bottom album name on top with main focus in middle

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>>74570908
I prefer the alternate art for this album.

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>>74571024
>Don't see how post-black metal is hipster shit

>>74570908
Pay me and I'll do a full illustration for your album

>>74570908
is that fucking steel wool

>>74571304
hey, i'm not the horrible art anon, but i've been looking for some art for my band. can i see some of your work?

>>74571346
no its my band name, jesus guys you're all being pretty mean

>>74571346
no it's his logo
don't judge like that

>>74571432
yes. do you have a portfolio i can check out?

>>74571432
how much do you usually charge for a cover?
is the metal community a nice niche for artists?

>>74570047
median age of this thread: 15

LOOK AT THE SHELL THAT IS YOU
EMPTY
FRAGILE
WEAK

>>74571432
so you worked with creeping fear?

>>74571511
from 100 to 250 euros depending on how complex and realistic it's supposed to be.
But I don't make a living out of it so I don't charge as much as full-time professionals.

I can also do the full layout/booklet .pdf if I know who's gonna print and press it but that's more expensive.

And yeah it's totally a niche for artists

Does anyone have some good melodic black metal something in the vein of dissection or ulver's natten album?

rate my new album cover lads

>>74571626
10/10

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>>74571626

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>>74571626
oops

>>74571594
yeah

>>74571657
ebin/10

>>74571626
masterpiece

THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN

>>74569774
i think this is actually a ftm

VIVA SANTIAGO HIJO DEL TRUENO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ELEJcH8bM

>>74571763
on the right or left?

What's the best Napalm Death album /mu/?

>>74571865
Side A of Scum. Alternatively, FETO. Alternatively, Fear Emptiness Despair.

>>74571865
the shortest one, unironically

>>74571865
FETO

>>74571865
FETO, their split with SOB, first couple Peel Sessions and Side A of Scum. Harmony Corruption sounds like HxCx kids trying to play death metal and everything in the 90s was just sellout groove metal garbage. Smear Campaign and The Code... aren't bad, but most of their new stuff isn't all that interesting

>>74571865
Everything up to Utopia banished and Everything since enemies of the music business. Favorite band.
Narrow answer? Mentally murdered ep

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>>74571968
>everything in the 90s was just sellout groove metal garbage.

>>74572053
Not sure about the sellout part but garbage is right. Diatribes is not the Worst Album ever but it's drained of all direction and passion, just tired

>>74571997
I've had enough of black metal in my /metal/ threads. Please fuck off for a while

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>>74571997
>Black Metal Influenced
>No Kvelertak

>>74572109
Nah bm is fine.

>>74572119
>blackened sum 41

>>74572108
Inside the torn apart and WOTEW are great

>>74572053
everything Napalm did in the 90s from Fear... forward was groove metal trash. Face it, they and most other bands on Earache that were preaching the woes of corporate rock and metal became corporate whores

>>74572133
They are absolute shit tear in comparison to eotmb though

>>74572109
Nobody cares

>>74572123
It is but it's ALL anyone fucking talks about here, it's boring. It's supposed to be all different kinds of metal otherwise it should just be called /blackmetal/

>>74572141
Tier

>>74572141
Compared to, yes, but still great

>>74572154
Well if you want people to talk about something else, post something else cunt

>>74572154
>its all anyone talks about here
dont forget nu-males, we also talk about nu-males

>>74572128
kek
their first album is fucking great tho

>>74572270
Glam glam glam black nu-glam black male nu-black glam male

What's some nu-male 1st wave of black metal
does it even exist?

>>74572350
>inb4 bathory

>>74572359
batlord may have attracted some hipsters, but it's definitely not nu-male

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Is there such a thing as blackened Glam that isn't cold lake?

>>74572409
too fast for love

>>74572431
the CNK version?

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>>74572137
>>74571968

What the fuck is wrong with groove metal? The 90s napalm death albums barely have any groovy songs in them anyway

>>74572525
>What the fuck is wrong with groove metal
the fact that it's all garbage

>>74572525
>What the fuck is wrong with groove metal?
Aside from the american bands, nothing

>>74572561
>implying Gojira and Meshuggah aren't terrible

>>74572560
That's not an answer genius

>>74572350
People will say Bathory and Celtic Frost. and Venom I guess.

>>74572624
>implying Gojira and Meshuggah are groove
What was in whaveter you clearly just smoked/drank/injected?

>>74572561
Fuck you Pantera were great

>>74572698
yes, but everything that was ever inspired by pantera was garbage

>>74572667
>implying they aren't
Gojira is literally late Morbid Angel with Pantera influences
Meshuggah early albums are considered "technical groove metal"

>>74572525
In general?
IMO, the thing with groove metal is that you need the "groove" part. If it isn't groovy, it's basically pointless and sounds godawful. Most bands thought that it simply meant banging 1 downtuned chord for all song. That's why they produced some of the shittiest metal there was. Not because it was edgy, but because it was all 0---0---0---0-0- bullshit.
For all the shit Pantera gets, Dimebag Darrel was a great songwriter. He could write a catchy, rocking riff, as he showed in Pantera's dismissed glam years. He also alternated between groove and short catchy bridge riffs, writing good and interesting songs he deserves more credit for than he gets.

>>74572717
Alright, but Pantera were an american groove band

>>74572753
Alright, I agree. Groove is only good if the band can also do thrash

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What's the best Motörhead album and why is it Sacrifice?

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Am I a pleb for loving this album?

>>74572718
Gojira is groovy deathcore with some shitty "psych" thrown in after FMTS, and Meshuggah has never, ever been considered groove by anyone with the correct number of chromosomes. It's been technical thrash since the get-go.

>>74572831
It has its moments.

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>>74572698
sure thing dude

>>74572831
yes

Why is all american metal so fucking shit?
I swear only Europe can make good metal, especially Scandinavia.

>>74572753
To add to this. I've listened to some of the other groove metal works just for education, beside Pantera. And while Prong and others at least tried doing it right, they were still far from Pantera.
I think—I might be wrong, but still—that Dimebag didn't really force himself to play groove. It was just natural. He simply used groove more than others, and for rhythmic and heavy riffs he did, it made 100% sense. If anything, melody would feel out of place in it.

>>74572783
It's not 100% necessary. I just think most bands forced themselves to play groove too much.
It's like funk metal—it was just very basic, amateur funk. And groove metal was very basic, amateur groove.

>>74572921
>Why is all american metal so fucking shit?
Replace metal with any artifact of culture and it still stands.

Oh boy here come the triggered

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would make love to this album

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>>74572921

>>74572959
I bet your dick fits in the cd hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wRTxBhqNuY

will there be a groovier and heavier riff than this???

>>74572960
>I don't have to face it if I pretend it's bait

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>Evertale - Of Dragons and Elves
>Has the presentation(band name, album name, cover) of your everyday DragonForce-copying keyboard fest with guitars neutered by Nuclear Blast
>Is actually a love letter to 90s Blind Guardian that often rivals them at their best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hA61XxiJo

What had YOU pleasantly surprised?

Is drum and bass the electronic brother of metal

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>>74573011
>Is drum and bass the electronic brother of metal
no, thats eurodance

Rec me literal white power (power metal with christian lyrics) bands

>>74573050
styper

>>74573050
theocracy

Cormorant
Diaspora

Why do i like it?
Tell me mu

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>>74573050

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Made this small logo for this general

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>>74573011
What the fuck not even close

>>74573097
>I am an illiterate mongoloid

>>74573132
he understood it illiterally

>>74573132
>expecting to get answers from literate people when asking for white power music

Fuck, I didn't know Iron Monkey were back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-S-LsLJqIc

Although I am a bit skeptical, Johnny Morrow was such a sick vocalist

>>74573150
the dude asked for christian-themed power metal, hence the "white". Not "white power" metal.

>>74573117
Venetian snares does breakcore I don't see the difference

>>74573162
>Iron Monkey
>back
for what purpose
>>74573169
>I don't see the difference
Between D'n'B and Breakcore? Do you have a disease?

>>74573167
>being this retarded
good job

>>74573162
not bad

>>74573162
The new one sounds p good

>>74573188
Of course they sound different but they're both in the same vein and overlap a whole lot

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>>74573438
V E R S A I L L E S
E R S A I L L E S
R S A I L L E S
S A I L L E S
A I L L E S
I L L E S
L L E S
L E S
E S
S

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It's fucking great holy shit.

>>74573524
That's like saying that trad doom and crust are in the same vein

>>74573193
If only you could feel how embarrassed by you everyone is.

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Do you kids like P.H.O.B.O.S. ?

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why don't you kids like the tool?

>>74573868
*prog jams*
*more prog wank*
"FUCK!!!!!"
*wank*

10/10—reddit.com

where to start with Graveland

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>>74573868
tool is great but I can't dissociate it from my edgy teenage years. When I was 16 I drove this clunker whose CD player stuttered on every disc except for Aenemia for whatever reason
Puscifer kicks ass too tho

>>74573868
I saw them live this year and it was a great show

>>74573964
by stopping

where to start with raw bm

>>74574038
Judas Iscariot probably

>>74573868
>dude math lmao

>>74574038
Beherit debut

>>74573868
cancerous fanbase mainly

>>74574038
Really depends. The Black Legions circle is a pretty good starting point. Vlad Tepes and Belketre are probably the most "listenable" out of all the projects involved. Moevot, Torgeist, and Aakon Keetreh are really good too.

DM has destroyed other metal for me. Can't even listen to clean vocals anymore

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Wow! More like this?

indian or egyptian mythology metal?

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>>74574135
I call this one "the nu-male"

>>74574148
are there any actually indian bands that make metal about indian mythology?

>>74574167

Thanks friend

>>74574176
You mean poo monsters, or the other indian

>>74573162
what the fuck is it with relapse and gimmicky colored vinyl for almost every release?

>>74574251
poo monsters, the other indians could be cool too

>>74573565
bandcamp metal that isnt free. no ty

>>74574328
>gimmicky colored vinyl
>gimmick format is gimmicky colored
Ask Jack "not white" White how he sold so many copies of his shitty solo record and you'll get the answer

>>74572817
Inferno and sacrifice yes. Inferno is even more metal.

>>74569101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ycy57X2cB8

New incantation is the definition of "nothing to write home about", because it sounds as expected, but I'm still getting tickly balls, angry riff face and sore neck from almost every second of this release. It is pure.

>>74574135
unironically legitimately literally Deafheaven

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>>74574148
They're chinese, confusingly enough

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>>74574038
Every reply to this post, except this one, was made by a gay nigger jew and you should ignore it forever.

>>74574582
Also we never got II and III, which makes me really sad

>>74568480
I need help. I'm looking for a black metal album, probably a one man project, where the vocalist has the most extreme falcon-like screech humanly possible. It's all I can remember. I think the anon who recommended it said that the guy permanently injured his vocal folds and it was his only demo because of that.

>>74574755
This is getting tiresome.

>>74574755
Go through the last few threads and search for the word "literally"... I remember the post went something like "literally destroyed his vocal chords" .

>>74574802
This >>74574755 "request" or a variation thereof has been made every other thread for what feels like six months. I refuse to believe it's not a troll.

Also it's Fleurety. No one-demo, one-man band. A really fucking well known experimental second wave band. Fleurety. I hope your mothers die.

>>74574831
I see okay then. Yeah if it's a troll I'll know next time. Haven't seen this post actually

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this general is pathetic

Who trve /fascist/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDl7B4mlTj4

>>74575026
make that 17

>>74575026
t. nu-male

>>74575026
You're pathetic

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http://www.invisibleoranges.com/reverorum-ib-malacht-interview/

"I find it hard to respect a group of instrumentalists entering a studio to record their allegedly black metal input, failing to realize that 99% of their unique expression is lost in their basis on heavy metal riffing, another 99 in the fact that their only chance of a filament of unique expression they’ve already put in the hands of another man’s studio, an external producer and someone else to do the layout. Period. Your instrumentality is not black metal. Second period.In short. Malacht scorns your incestuous black metal family. Malacht scorns your internal admiration. Malacht scorns your melodies. But most of all, Malacht scorns your pseudo evil pseudo theology. Fuck. your. satan.

Malacht is dark. It sounds alien and it is dirty as fuck. No. We rarely have audible riffing, nor do we care if we do. But we portray the depths of human despair and darkness. Not because it is good, but because herein lies the key to redemption. Face the world for what it is. Therein lies the fruit of salvation. Here is our worship. At the foot of the cross. Our good is dying. This is the banality of evil. Allahu akbar."

>>74575115
We saw your post in the previous general. We didn't care then and we don't care now.

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Why do people like this shit

>>74575184
Riff fags BTFO

>>74575204
cuz it's fucking great, numale

This kills the nu-male army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqvqgGOW6I

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>ildjarn

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>>74575234
>trying to subvert the numale meme and turn it against those who call out on numales

this general has demonized the nu-male to the point he's literally like the devil now. take any song and swap "satan" for "nu-male", makes it 200% scarier

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>>74575254
>reposting my original image in defense of ildjarn (the pinnacle of numalery and impotent poserism)

>>74575275
That does't make sense at all

>>74575275
that's because satan is the nu-male!
jesus is /ourguy/

>>74575275
this general has emptied nu-male of any meaning to the point of flacidness. take any instance of its use and swap "hipster" for "nu-male", makes it indiscernible

ftfy

>>74575280
>"my original image"
>"pinnacle of numalery
>"poserism"
>this level of self-delusion
You can have your make believe world, dude. I'm clearly not talking to something that's self-aware.

>>74575204
ildjarn is the de facto shitter filter of raw bm

>>74575338
t. numale

Sorry if that seems bait, but I literally never listen to metal. What do you honestly think about this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FlbUukLJos
It's from a League of Legends-related group, contain your memes plz

>>74575345
what

ildjarn is fucking gay his music is trite repetitive garbage

Time to kill nu-males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjDTq25XsH8

>>74575398
t. numale

>>74575285
Well apparently there's a nu-male army now, according to >>74575219. Sounds almost like demon army.
According to beliefs of this general, nu-male is pretty much like a demonic entity, which can be compelled only with power of OSDM and 1st wave BM. Nu-male is believed to dwell in dark corners of the internet. Reddit and tumblr are to nu-male what hell is to imps and demons.

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>>74575481
Hey kid, join the nu-male army now!

>>74575481
How bored do you have to be to actually type all that drivel out and post it

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>>74575436
nice try, ildjarn is the liturgy of the 90s: "black metal" without any of the original black metal elements, appeals only to kids who want to signal their musical taste to their peers on taiwanese stamp collecting forums

playing the same 2 chords for 3 minutes isn't minimalist and it isn't black metal, it's gay, you art faggot

just look at this fucking nu-boy

>>74575535
see
>>74575527

Heavy, speed, neoclassical, glam & power kill the eternal nu-male

>>74575527
>>74575546
yes i imagine typing out 3 sentences takes a long time when you are the type of brainlet who is impressed by ildjarn

>>74575535
de facto shitter filtered by apex raw bm

>>74575570
t. numale

>>74575581
What the fuck does that even mean

>>74575535
so all the bands that take after him from goatmoon to bone awl are """"signalling"""" and not because they want to play hateful fucking black metal which is apparently too much for the puddle of your aesthetic sensibilities

>>74575614
>replying to a troll post

>>74575606
forget it
there wa one guy who posted his RYM here so I followed him, but he rates most albums 1-2 stars and uses the word "drivel" in every review

>>74570908
looks like a shitty edgy cloud rap mixtape cover

A reminder that if it has more than 500k views on youtube, it's mainstream garbage and you should stop listening to it.

>>74575661
+

>>74575661
lol subscribed +1

>>74575661
if your view count threshold is over 1k you're unironically false and even then i'm being really generous

have some nattens madrigal worship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp5ZSF72IhY

>>74575661
>A reminder that if it has more than 500k views on youtube, it's mainstream garbage and you should stop listening to it.
i'm glad i am not the only one who think that

>>74575704
Whatever made you think you were the only homosexual on this board?

>>74575614
>bone awl
nu-male shit
>goatmoon
actually has riffs, unlike ildjarn

listen, if ildjarn's releases were on some kid's bandcamp and didn't come with a spooky album cover and you heard them, you would think they're fucking gay. but because some bald shaven norwegian twink released them in the mid 90s you think it's cool

>410k views
trve kvlt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgAyiQgBL88

>>74575770
ok my dude

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>>74575770
and if satanic rites were released today it would be derivative shit passed over by everybody, what the fuck is your point? do you think people are incapable of liking the music on its own terms and not measured in terms of fashion which you seem so obsessed with?

>>74575826
>still replying to limp-dick meemsters

>>74575826
>derivative
maybe, but enjoyable because of riffs and actual musical content, which ildjarn is devoid of

find me a good riff on any ildjarn track and i'll change my mind, i've listened to like 4 of his albums and they've all put me to sleep

>>74575914
>find me a good riff on any ildjarn track and i'll change my mind
Why? What's in this for me? Are you seriously that autistic?

>>74575957
what? if there's nothing "in this" for you then why are you posting in the first place??????????????? i'm trying to have a discussion about music on a music board

>>74576002
>autism levels off the chart

>>74576002
>i'm trying to have a discussion about music on a music board

>I like this dude's music
>HIS MUSIC IS SHIT AND UR SHIT FOR LIKING IT
>no, it's not
>YES IT IS PROVE ME WRONG
>why?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74576021
>can't even pinpoint 1 (one) worthwhile riff in his favourite numale band's entire discography consisting of like 300 songs so resorts to ad homs

give up mate

i mean holy SHIT listen to this fucking garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV-xnzbZ_ks

what a riff, musical genius

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>he unironically thinks Burzum is good

>>74576078
more like

>ildjarn is repetitive garbage
>"abloo abloo you have autism"

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>>74576080
>>74576106
>being this mad because people like stuff you don't like
go to sleep

>>74575914
this is essentially major key transylvanian hunger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNUwqD9wzgg

but it's not representative of the usual stuff because that's not what he focused on. if you're this concerned with the music on a riff-to-riff basis then you're missing out on the music structured as a whole, but considering the jab against it as not-minimalist (when minimalism's whole thing is "whole revealed through constituent cells") then idk what to tell you regarding your perspective if you are already predispositioned to label it as art faggotry and not as a tool used to craft hateful nature-before-human black metal

it's like trying to explain to someone who has only listened to iron maiden and never any of the german krautrock why hvis is significant
>>74576080
sounds like discharge

>>74576080
>can't even pinpoint 1 (one) worthwhile riff
What does worthwhile even mean in this context? Who am I supposed to satisfy? You? I clearly won't achieve that, nor do I want to. So why should I bother?
>favourite numale band
See you're so beyond mad at this stupid band that you don't even like that you can't even speak in anything other than ad homs. And you are supposedly "trying to have a discussion about music on a music board"? You fucking joke. People mentioned Ildjarn in a positive light and you jumped at their throat, and then had the gall to get defensive and bitchy when they went for the obvious "lol numael" joke.

Goddamn you're insecurity and elitism incarnate. Get a fucking job, you absolute joke of a person.

>>74576080
>give up mate
oh shit this was a competition?

here again proven why ildjarn is the de facto falseshit filter

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>>74576080
>muh """""riffs"""""
>give up mate

>>74576238
I'd argue that's actually bathory, seeing how it gets shat on exclusively by meemsters and progetards

Not even glamfags shit on batlord

>>74576151
this along with the other similar track from that collab album is the only interesting thing he's done

there is literally nothing to the average ildjarn album, it would be more interesting and enjoyable to listen to fenriz tune a guitar

seriously imagine ildjarn's music is some filipino kid's bedroom bandcamp project without all the spooky imagery and tell me what you would think of it then. the whole minimalist thing to me sounds like songwriting incompetency rather than it being intentional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIo-9Yz84OQ

>>74576194
lmao

>>74576257
riffs and atmosphere are a false dichotomy perpetuated by brainlets because atmosphere necessarily derives as a function of riffs in geetar music

>>74576289
thanks, yeah, that's my point, guess I dropped it

>>74576284
And he just keeps delivering state of the art butthurtness

I bet we could keep him going all night

>>74576284
i had a suspicion but i've literally had this exact conversation with you last nbbmn. intentionality in terms of the means don't matter to the end product considered as a whole, nor does it follow that it necessarily affects your or my interpretation. the gist of it all is that it's hateful fucking black metal that puts nature and the cosmos before humanity

if your opinion hasn't changed since last nbbmn i don't know why you're still shitposting about it because it's clear you're not looking to have any [discussion on a music board] here.

>>74576362
>it's hateful fucking black metal that puts nature and the cosmos before humanity
still not sure how you're arriving here

and no i don't think i posted at all in november 2016, but i'm glad someone else is correct about this

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AOTW

>>74576412
>if I pretend to be an idiot, I don't have to respond to actual arguments

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>>74568480

So how bad is pic related? I've seen some people saying that the band decided to switch from deathcore to death metal like job for a cowboy did 3 years ago.

>>74576468
>if i say asspull pseudo intellectual shit about nature and the cosmos then i don't have to elaborate

>>74576501
>pseudo intellectual
If that basic, simple statement is "pseudo intellectual" to you, then you shouldn't be so quick to call others "brainlets" for liking primal, aggressive music.

Really, you're a huge embarrassment. Go stand in front of a mirror a few minutes.

>>74576412
you don't get that from forest poetry or strengh and anger, which are hvis or darkthrone turned up to 11? from the ambient side projects that connected the norwegians in general to the krautrock scene (conrad schnitzler on deathcrush, early techno music in general) and their mutual reverence to "kosmiche" and how the norwegians framed that in terms of black metal to place humanity in terms of nature?
>>74576501
how slow on the upkeep are you that you keep replying to a guy that's obviously trying to samefag as me

>>74576557
I'm not trying to samefag as you. He's just unbearably retarded and deserves to get called out on it by as many as possible.

>>74569587
I look like Jorn 2bh family

>>74569587
Anyone looks like a numale if you want to

>>74576538
>Really, you're a huge embarrassment
we're talking about music you windowlicker, calm down

>>74576557
>hvis or darkthrone turned up to 11
by completely stripping the music of any sort of songwriting complexity? complexity isn't even the right word, it's completely musically braindead. i think transilvanian hunger is "darkthrone turned up to 11", it's repetitive as fuck too but since the riffs aren't 3 literally random chords shoved together it works

>>74576671
it's not pretending to be complex? does drone pretend to be complex by playing a single chord? does minimalism pretend to be complex by playing minimal chords? is prog rock the apex of music because it's so ostensibly complex?

>>74573097
I know this isnt what he asked for but is there far left metal?

>>74576671
>we're talking about music
No. You're not talking about music. You're trying to put other people down for liking music that doesn't hold up to the pathetic and unrealistic standards your feeble little mind has decided music must meet before you consider it valid.

You're not arguing with anyone. You're spewing the same baseless shit again and again, and we're merely humoring you. Now keep dancing for us, you pseudorhetoric monkey.

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these motherfuckers are actually selling fidget spinners

>>74576671
forest poetry is quite literally transilvanian hunger turned up to 11

NEW
>>74576774
>>74576774
>>74576774
>>74576774

>>74576704
i never implied any of that, just that when you dumb black metal down way past motorhead to the point where a song consists of three chords played over and over again it becomes worthless. then the only appeal it has is minimalism, which isn't much appeal to me. transilvanian hunger is a great album and isn't complex at all

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>>74576747
>Now keep dancing for us, you pseudorhetoric monkey.

>>74576804
>it becomes worthless
Why? What makes it worthless? How is this not merely your opinion? What is worth in this context anyway?

>>74576831
A literal "no u". Why I never.

>>74576841
because literally anyone could record the next ildjarn album if they wanted to, which was kind of my point earlier

>What is worth in this context anyway?
really made me think

My mom likes Manowar.

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>>74576872
>anyone can do this! it's worthless!

>>74576900
I bet she's a right MILF

>>74576909
i couldn't have painted that and i absolutely have written ildjarn tier riffs before

>>74576934
Her physical health is not so well actually.

>>74576956
I know you've been deliberately missing the point all this time, but this is low, dude

>>74576480
Still sounds like run of the mill deathcore.

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>>74569109
>name: Jari "The Starchild" Maenpaa
>fighting style: Loneliness (Winter)
>special 1: Sadness and Hate
>special 2: Death and the Healing
>super combo: Darkness and Frost
>finisher: Sons of Winter and Stars
>taunt: "The only thing I hate more than getting ganked on my Frost Death Knight, is Nuclear Blast for holding Time 2 hostage!"

>>74576978
i didn't miss your point, i disagreed with it

>>74577021
Those ludicrous displays are not how adults show disagreement

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Hahaha

>>74577037
please point out in this post >>74576956 the "ludicrous display"

>>74577066
Yeah, let's point out the last bit instead of the string of tantrums and fallacies that you scattered over the last third of this general

>>74577037
shut up gaylord