why is this underwhelming singer so worshipped on this board?

>>74518972
>muh quirky indie waifu

that's it.

>>74518972
>Madonna's a dumb-ass!

what did she mean by this?

she's the ultimate pleb filter.

most of the things worshipped on this board are shit OP, you should know this by now

>>74518972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keke7BGzJPI
both catchy and memorable imo

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>>74519016

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>>74518972
>catchy=good
>using sjw
you can leave this board now

>>74519121
yeah bro this goes great with my lord of the rings boxset holy fuck!!

>>74519134
found the SJW

She's mostly respected because her name is attached to Ys, an album created almost entirely by Van Dyke Parks, Steve Albini and Jim O'rourke, (More talented musicians.) Her face was on the cover, though, so people think she's responsible for its quality. (She isn't.)

Her other albums aren't that impressive. Hoom is decent I guess,

Also wow le harp player so indie.

>>74519154
nice im glad you enjoyed it

>>74519162
Reddit
>>74519164
Albini only recorded the album, and only the harp+vocals at that.
Harp and piano arrangements were made by Newsom, parks and o'rourke only made the backing parts for strings, wind, and jaw harp.
Even contrarians like Scaruffi concede albums made in similar circumstances with producer interference like Bowie's Berlin trilogy or Remain in Light or Fear of Music are good.

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darling there's a place for us
can we go before i turn to dust

I dont know that much of Joanna Newsoms music but I listened to The Milk Eyed Mender today and I thought the whole thing was great. I liked the lyrics and i liked pacing between harp or piano based songs so it never felt boring. And i think her voice is a love it or hate it thing but I love it, I felt like crying from some songs

>>74519129
she actually said it though http://pitchfork.com/news/38738-newsom-takes-on-gaga-madonna/

>>74519432
Joanna always intelligent.

>>74519164
The fuck? She wrote the songs, Parks arranged four of them, Albini engineered the recording of the vocals and harp, Jim O'rourke mixed it.

>>74519176
i didnt really i was being sarcastic sorry lol

>>74519560
no shit

>>74519016
Madonna is closer to organised prostitution than anything else. Something like that.

>But I do certainly hate the complete garbage that is most EDM music. Couldn’t be worse if it went out of its way to try.

>>74519510
yeah but if you take those guys out it wouldn't be a listenable album, just beat poetry

>>74519611
Madonna hates men.

>>74519164
>an album created almost entirely by Van Dyke Parks, Steve Albini and Jim O'rourke,
This isn't even true at all. Why are you just lying? Everything on Albini's and O'Rourke's end was purely technical. O'Rourke is a great producer, but he didn't even touch Ys in that sense. Albini's entire ethos towards producing is to leave as much of his own creative vision out of the process and purely channel the artists own intentions. Yes Van Dyke Parks did the arrangements, but he was basing it off of Joanna's songwriting, which is the real standout of the album and is something that can't be attributed to anybody other than Joanna herself. Not to mention that she did contribute to his compositions, it's not like she's gonna give him full creative control over her album.

Seriously, why the fuck even post about something that you clearly know nothing about?

>>74519667
Blisteringly retarded.


Baffling

>>74519698
Perfectly said

Also the songs are quite catchy. There are so many ear worms in each if you give it time

>>74518972
Yeah but hows her ass?

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this is now a hard-hitting joanna newsom lyrics thread

>take my bones, I don't need none

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>>74520113
Cosmia hits me hard, especially after learning that it was written after the death of her best friend.

>will you call me, when you get there?

>>74518972
>wanting songs to be 'catchy'
newsom is a genius of intricately-constructed lyricism and raw, unwinding melodies. not to mention a fucking badass on the harp. If your issue with her is her voice, start with Have One on Me or Divers. It's more palatable post-Ys. And if your issue with her is song length, start with Milk-eyed Mender. Then listen to Ys at sunrise in the woods a few times. If you do all this and still fail to see the merit of her work, you're probably just a contrarian pleb & there's no hope 4 u

>>74520716
>and I miss your precious heart! and miss! and miss! and miss! and miss!

>>74519803
https://youtu.be/EuMsDbUmyM8?t=5m48s
I constantly have the haunting melody at 5:48 stuck in my head

>>74521016
>not wanting songs to be catchy
I listened to all her stuff, just couldn't comprehend the appeal. Nothing stuck out as good, or even average. But as this thread has shown, plenty agree with me. Seems like people on this board are just told to like her, and as usual, the hipster plebs comply.

>>74521123
Perhaps you just don't like it and others do

Nah I guess we're all just lying, that seems reasonable

>>74521123
>can't comprehend it
>ergo everyone who likes it must be a pretentious conformist

really loving your philistine-trash argument today

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>>74521183
>pretentious conformist
>hur dur hur you don't like Newsom!! philistine!!

try not to be contradictory when triggered anon
Newsom is trash

>>74521123
>>74521234
Deliberate anti intellectualism killed this board

>>74521247
you just lost the argument anon
plain and simple

but hey, why dont' you listen to Have One On Me to make your hurt pleb feelings feel better.

>>74521123
Joanna has a unique approach to lyricism that can imbue otherwise mundane subjects with beauty.

bait

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>>74521234
This whole thread was bait all along, amazing. What a surprise.

I don't care too much for her music but listen to these songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjBGuX3dp5M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukojXEK2GI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGoNCvoZuYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr7zXskhy68

are these really "underwhelming" to you? she's very talented and her music is pretty enjoyable.

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>>74521234
>that meme

>>74521288
it's not my fault there are a lot of hipster plebs that found my not liking of Newsom to be bait. I just wanted to understand the appeal, because there is none, and I found that lots of people agreed with me, and that has triggered the most on here. Including you.

>>74521293
Listened to all her songs, and yes. Underwhelming at best.

>>74521314
>the appeal, because there is none
Say things smarter than this and I won't assume that you're baiting

>>74521314
Her music clearly isn't for you. Is there anything that you like from her genre?

>>74521314
>Listened to all her songs

I'm sure you did champ.

>>74521327
>>74521337

People agreed with me anon
I know you're upset about that.
but just try to relax.

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>>74521314
If you're not baiting then explain what you don't like about her music. And try not to use buzzwords, it's obvious how young you are.

>>74521346
Already did at the start anon
can you not read?

>people who don't like Newsom are trolling!!!

oh dear, anon. Oh dear.

i have no strong opinions about newsom's music other than i listened to ys once and thought it was alright but holy shit this reddit-tier lingo and memes you're using are embarrassing and you will think back to these type of posts in 4 years and it will be like looking at a lolcat or rage comic: something embarrassing that you'll want to forget you ever contributed to

lol. Just kidding everyone. Baited you suckers!

utried.gif

OP here, Newsom still sucks

>>74521345
>>74521364
>>74521387
see
>>74521142

>>74521364
>not catchy or memorable
Maybe some details about the songs you didn't like besides that. I just don't believe you're being genuine. Your statement could be used for any artist any person doesn't like. But it hardly helps us help you enjoy her music but that's not what this thread as about. You haven't sat down and listen to an album by her all the way through so this whole discussion is pointless.

We get weekly checks from the Newsom family in order to convince others that she actually makes good music. We also pretend to emotionally content with the lyrical content.

>>74521424
I've listened to all her songs. They are underwhelming at best.

>>74521410
some people don't like trash music

seems all these Newsom fancucks have a hard time accepting that, I guess.

>>74521433
You're doing it again.

She's one of my absolute favorites! Not for everybody i suppose haha. Who do you like?

>>74521458
This guy is a phony. My complaints are in the first post of this thread.

>>74521433
stop telling the truth

>>74521484
kek newsom fans try so hard, cute.

>>74521499
t. hanks

>>74521123
The classic 'I-don't-like-so-neither-should-you' argument.

>>74521513
w.elcome

People are giving you answers, you just don't want to listen. Nothing to see here

>>74521522
>>74521532

the classic 'you don't like what I've been told to like so that means I'm gonna be mad about it' argument.

>>74519295
isn't Andy Samberg her boyfriend

>>74521016
Sorry that your post was wasted on idiots

>>74521538
You're free to like or dislike anything you please, but so is everyone else.

>>74519432
Lady Gaga is a lot more talented than Joanna Newsom could ever be.

>>74521545
Andy Samberg is her husband and the father of her newborn baby.

>>74521538
nobody's mad your dumb ass doesn't like newsom. theyre just trying to explain why they do, which is um, what OP explicitly asked for

im gAY

>>74521570
http://people.com/babies/andy-samberg-joanna-newsom-welcome-daughter/

Lofuckingl!

>>74521563
>>74521573

then stop crying that I, and many other people on this thread don't like Newsom. It's your problem, not ours.

>>74521573
I explained my reasons. No one has given me any answers. I'm gay.

>>74521553
I'm sure he'll feel better about preaching to the 'Numpty Newsom choir'

>>74521592
gotta be quicker than that in future anon
but you tried.

There's a lot of falseflagging going on ITT and I can't even tell which side is false flagging for who.
So many posts just seem...fishy. Like the anon who posted it either lost it or really NEEDS to bait. Both pro-Newsom and anti-Newsom.

>>74521631
>80 / 10 / 29 / 1
speaks for itself

>>74521650
Is this what happens when both sides pretend to be the other side and get into an argument with each other

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I'm really hurt that you don't like Joanna Newsom. Can you at least appreciate her body of work?

>>74521433
What music do you like

Please expose me to your more sophisticated taste.

>>74521631
>>74521650
>>74521661

I think the anon who posted this thread got plenty of replies before the Newsom following started sperging out. I don't know man.
They've embarrassed themselves either way.

>>74521709
idk I came into this thread super late and it seems like it just delved into total insanity

>>74521727
true
some people just can't accept that Newsom isn't loved by everyone on /mu/
meh

>>74521709
>>74521727
OP here, I know it's confusing. Let's get back on track. What makes her music interesting at all?

>>74521553
thanks for the consolation

>>74521433
ok Ignatius J. Reilly, don't ask why people enjoy her and then insult people when they say why they enjoy her

>>74521747
yeah, telling a person who's already listened to all of Newsoms music to ''listen to her music to get into her'' wasn't such a smart idea.
Idiotic suggestion from an idiot.

There's your consolation. A cross-eyed opener, just for you.

kek at the other guy pretending to be me
probably upset I got so many replies on this thread, and he got none. Kek.

>>74521692
None of you're business.

^
still pretending to be
I'm not gonna reply to him because I know he'll get triggered.

>>74521692

o, and for the record, I like non-trashy music
so I guess that eliminates Joanna Newsom from the equation.

>>74521819
>>74521825
>>74521846
get a tripcode you faggots

If all of the of the feasible vitriol has been used up for now, im gonna go fuck my Hot Babe 10/10 girlfriend for the entire duration of Have One on Me while reciting Scaruffi's description of it in her ear hope u folks have a good night

>>74521855
what's that?

I was just joke
Newsom is cleerly the best
and anyone who disagrees
your dumb!

Everyone in this thread learned an important lesson on why they shouldn't act like faggots.

>>74521945
Are you done acting like a child?

>>74522099
Not me. I'm done with this thread.

>>74522136
Who are you again?

>>74522151
I don't answer to people who don't like Newsom!
your all faggots!

>>74522195
Why?

Ok the cat's out of the bag. I am actually Andy Samberg. We had a fight earlier this evening and I made this thread out of spite impulsively.

>>74522238
Were you fighting about your son's name?

Here's the real story
I love newsom!!!
if she had a dick, I'd be sucking it!
and the haters are so pathetic for not adoring her!
your so fucking domb!

>>74522238
kek

>>74522288
Interesting, what made you decide this?

I'm beginning to suspect that there are multiple people pretending to be me. Something seems...fishy.

>>74522316
How so?

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>>74521846
Do you enjoy any art of measurable complexity? Do you regularly spend time with any music that asks something of it's listener?

Let's surmise there are objective qualities that can result in good music: sincerity of message and emotion, developed grasp of melody and harmonic interplay, skilled musicianship, instrumental contrapunctuality, technical grasp of language with regard to lyricism, strong imagery, et cetera.

These are universally agreed upon determiners of quality music. These are concepts highly rooted in classical beauty, and artists working within that tradition seek to forge their metals into their craft.

Subsequently, Newsom's work is rife with them. Regardless of your enjoyment of it, the claim that her music is in any way lazy is absolute nonsense. You either appreciate what she does and are able to admit that it does have merit, or you flatly disagree with the entirety of Westerm artistic and musical criticism for, say, the entirety of recorded history. Which it seems you do! Bravo! Come one, come all! This Anon here thinks that his failure to accurately apprehend something invalidates it's objective merits! A true spectacle, one for the ages! Read all afuckin bout it.

Frankly, if you ever decided to participate in anything apart from disingenuous sophistry, and had any interest in being a functioning human being with a working critical faculty (as opposed to, say, a deadened sloth, as you are currently), you could probably get something out of the experience. Newsom is far more well read than either you or I and infinitely more talented (no virtuoso, but still exhibiting rigorous and skillful musicianship). Newsom's aesthetics are so centered around classical beauty that any attempt to dismiss her outright is equal, at least in terms of sheer idiocy, to an argument for Bach being a hack, or da Vinci being of no serious contribution.

Your postings have the true marketplace stink.

fucking faggot.

>>74522327
oh anon no why did you post this

>>74522301
I heard my favourite pornstar (James Deen)
playing sprout & the bean playing in the background

>>74522316
and ANY ''OP'' that exists, that DOESN'T like newsom, is DEFO NOT ME. DON'T BE FOOLED.

I love cock.

>>74522345
Why do you think he was doing that?

>>74522355
I don't want to imagine such immoral filth

(it was straight porn)

>>74522370
How come?

>>74522338
to rile things up a bit ykno senpai

I know that i have made a mistake
alas it seemed the only option

>>74522373
what

>>74522385
Why?

>>74522388
wut

>>74522393
Won't you answer my question?

>>74522405
but why male models?

>>74522405
huh

>>74522327
all of the Newsom cucks are trying to hide this post

this guy absolutely sperged out lmao

>>74522416
this one >>74522373

the mEADOWLARK AND THE CHIM CHO REE AND THE SPARROW

>>74522430
wot

gg no re

>>74522447
What's immoral?

>>74522441
this desu

>>74522467
w0t

>>74522477
What's that?

>>74522428
sometimes u just gotta Commit even when u kno your gonna get made fun of for it

such is the beauty of life
Anyway do you have a rebuttal or does this boards culture completely shun effort or thought or actual discussion nowadays

>>74522480
huh

i'm gay

>>74522488
What thread have you been in? This was a quality discussion from the first post.

>>74522503
Do you really think that?

>>74522488
>desiring fruitful discourse
what are you, some kind of emasculated cuck

>>74522507
hm?

>>74522509
Who's side are you on?

I love newsom xD

& cock hehe

>>74522515
How so?

>>74522529
What made you like either?

>>74522531
same

>>74522506
>constant reasoned explanations of newsoms appeal
>lalala i can't hear you its just bad to me! Mediocre! Not catchy! I Want catch catch music for my bumble baby ears owo

is this what you call discussion
perhaps i missed something.

>>74522544
Glad we can agree.

>>74522558
what

>>74522327
sorry to all the newsom cucks are trying so hard to hide this post by samefagging

but I've just gotta make sure everyone remembers this thread for this

dying

>>74522573
Don't you remember?

>>74522549
there was some high-quality name calling

>>74522549
cont. as to not samefag

anti newsom voices were largely just calling her "underwhelming" and "mediocre" et cetera, the types of criticisms that are more about the speakers reaction to the art than the art itself.

applying negative adjectives to something whilst making no attempt to actually explain why those adjectives connect or apply to that work does not a music critic make

it's meaningless, disingenuous conjecture.

>>74522588
huh

>>74522600
We agreed, remember?

>>74522549
>>74522593

There was only a handful of people posting in this thread. Everyone is pretending to be everyone else, and the thread descended into madness. It was a shitty bait thread to begin with. Let it die.

>>74519313
Same. Her other albums are more polished and her craft is so much better, but this one is my favorite, I just have such a soft spot for it.

>>74522549
>>74522593

yeah mate, I knew this wasn't an intelligent discussion when this guy from the newsom cadettes:
>>74522327
started literally sperging out

>>74519313
Isn't En Gallop just crushing

>>74522593
I'm having a splendid conversation with another anon on here though.

>>74522603
wut

>>74522625
MEM is good shit, it feels endearingly innocent and curious in relation to her other albums

>>74522655
You know, that. Right?

wat

>>74522670
It's right there. In the thread. Don't you see it?

>>74522645
That was me pretending to be a hater. I pinky-promise. Colleen is my favorite JN song. I adore almost everything about her except for when she wore the weird ribbon thing around her neck on her most recent tour.

>>74522643
En Gallop & Sadie are probably my favorites off MEM they both have really compelling melodies

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>>74520716
>sadfu
Why she so sad

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>>74522583
I'm glad someones trying to get my voice heard
>>74522642
;^)

>>74522676
yea I saw it!

>>74522327

>>74522686
I liked the weird ribbon thing

>>74522693
>inferring I didn't know I was talking to a samefag

this thread has me dying. particularly people trying to hide you sperging out. Seems to be making quite the few mad : )

>>74522695
huh

>>74522686
So are you done acting like a child?

>>74522715
wat

>>74522730
I thought we agreed?

>>74522657
That's totally what it is! Plus, "Peach Plum Pear" basically describes every time I get groceries

>>74522740
huh

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She is obviously thinking about JN lyrics all the time.

>Said, “dog nor vulture nor cat shall toy with you,
>and though you die, bird, you will have a fine view.”

>>74522744
right here >>74522544
Right?

>>74522752
wut

>>74522752
Won't you answer my question?

>>74522764
wot

huh

>>74522749
>then in my HOT HAND she slumped her SICK WEIGHT we tramped through the posion oak, heart-broke and INCHOATE

>>74522768
How come?

>>74522768
How come?

>>74522776
same

>>74522787
Glad we can agree. Again.

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>>74522768
thx for taking over anon
i think he's sperged completely out some more

i'm just gonna post this:
>>74522327
some more because it's causing such amusing autism from him kek

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>And the shallow water stretches as far as I can see.
>Knee deep, trudging along —
>the seagull weeps ‘so long’ —
>humming a threshing song —

huh

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>No time. No flock. No chime, no clock. No end.
>White star, white ship—Nightjar, transmit: transcend!

>White star, white ship—Nightjar, transmit: transcend!
>White star, white ship—Nightjar, transmit: transcend!
>White star, white ship—Nightjar, transmit: trans-

>>74522819
Of course!

>>74522798
>and until the night is over HOLD ON, hold on hold ya horses back from the fickle dawn but I have got some business OUT at the edge of town candy weighing both of my pockets down till I can hardly stay afloat from the weight of them and knowin how the common folk condemn what it is I do to you to keep you warm bein a woman being a woman

>>74522707
dude you're trying to force this really hard
'tis ye who spergs
why would anyone try and hide that? Have you ever been on 4chan? Do you think i have a fucking posse? its not like our mutual like of a singer songwriter is going to prevent me from getting made fun of if people find my actions worthy of derision or mockery

don't mind me


just posting gold here

>>74522327

>>74522797
ur kinda spergin out about the sperg my man

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>— helpless as a child,
>when you held me in your arms,
>and I knew that no other
>could ever love me —

>>74522797
So are you done acting like a child?

>>74522857
huh

>>74522846
>>74522797
are you in need of medical attention son

>>74522869
So are you done acting like a child?

>>74522871
what

>>74522876
aw someone's mad

read this:
>>74522327

your i.q might decrease but it'll make you laugh

>>74522880
So are you done acting like a child?

>>74522889
huh

>>74522893
see >>74522327

>>74522904
i love you so much

>>74522885
do you just lack the reading comprehension skills to understand that
>>74522327 wasn't that ridiculous or funny

>>74522912
Wanna know what would make you love me even more?

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>>74522797
so your post style is kinda incoherent and i don't really know what it is you're trying to communicate at any given moment, but i think you're implyung those anons in your image are me samefagging in attempt to distract from my longform post earlier. is this correct? because if so, see attached image.

>>74522913
huh

>>74522327
I posted this, and I'm not ashamed of it. AMA

>>74522919
no don't worry, you've had an autism attack
I'll help you out.

the guy who replied ''wot'' wasn't me
so I was just thanking him.
It's ok, settle down. That's it. Breathe.
OK good. Good boy. You're a good boy.

>>74522327
lol

>>74522917
what

>>74522327
just posting this again because he's still autistically screeching in an attempt at hiding it.
again, don't mind me.

>>74522946
I am every one of these posts
>>74522768
>>74522775
>>74522776
>>74522787
>>74522794
>>74522819
>>74522828
>>74522869
>>74522880
>>74522889
>>74522893
>>74522904
>>74522944
I think, there were a lot

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>>74522966
Here is proof.

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>>74522966
Here is proof.

>>74522966
wat

>>74522964
who is it that you think i am and what is it that you think i am trying to hide
and by what means am i trying to hide it

i wouldn't have posted it if i didnt want people to read it, anon

>>74522983
I had fun, did you?

>>74522327
who the fuck wrote all that?
embarrassing.

>>74522983
Did you have fun? I did.

>>74522979
>85% power

>>74523035
sorry I had to unplug to go poo and forgot

>>74522327
Am I missing something?
are we expected to give THAT much thought to an artist we don't like/ care for? I don't think so. What a pathetically written piece of nonsense.

>>74522327
lol i cant believe someone posted this

>>74522327
lol i can't believe someone posted this

>>74522775
>>74522776
>>74522978
>>74522979
>>74523074
>>74523075

cover your tracks based anonx2

>>74523104
thanks im also these guys
>>74522099
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>>74522301
>>74522323
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>>74522405
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>>74522467
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>>74523066
You don't have to do anything,
but if you ask why everyone likes something and then criticize it, you should be willing to actually think about and discuss the merits of that thing.

If you don't wanna think about this artist you don't like, why the fuck post a thread about her?

Either that or you just wanna get people mad, which i guess is a lot more likely on mu

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>>74523129
i'd like to thank myself for giving me all these (You)'s

>>74523135
nah just making sure I wasn't tho only person who dislikes her music
which I got.

>>74522327
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>>74522327

cool

>>74523141
pretty good shitposting 7.5/10

>>74523171
higher score than Divers ayyooooo

>>74523149
>getting your opinion validated by /mu when obviously there were going to be some people on either side, as with literally any topic
why?

>>74523173
making light of Joanna Newsom's art being oppressed, kill yourself.

>>74523186
why not?

>>74522327
uh
gold almost got lost, embarrassing

>>74523198
Because it's a fucking degenerate waste of time? If you're not trying to do something fruitful, then go read a book or play an instrument, literally anything virtuous.

You have bad taste, of course some other people do too. You didn't need to make a thread to find that out.

>>74523186
>>74523267

I wanted to see if:
A) Newsom fans could articulate why they like her/ she's worth listening to without getting pissy about someone not liking her, which pretty much all, including you failed at.

B) see if people had similar experiences with her, finding her underwhelming etc. She's built up so much by the fanboys on here that I expected something great, and didn't get it.

>>74523255
Are you gonna turn me into a meme or what man
If you're gonna do it just do it

>>74523275
are you still here anon
and still crying
you are one huge cringe

>>74518972

At first I was all "who the fuck even is that?" and then I saw the filename and was all "who the fuck doesn't like Joanna Newsom?" So solid bait thread, you managed to pull someone in that didn't even know what the bait was supposed to be.

Seriously though, I have no idea who she as a person or what SJWs have to do with this but Ys is one the best albums I have ever listened to. How anyone could not see how obviously beautiful it is within like the first five minutes it's just unbelievably sad.

since he's trying his best at hiding it
here it is again, gold:
>>74522327

>>74523274
>>74521016 had good reasons why he likes JN. You replied with >>74521123 where you said you wanted her to be catchy. That's fine, but his post was talking about all the reasons why he likes her BESIDES the catchy/not catchy debate (namely lyrics and melodic freedom), which you barely addressed. If you can't into not-catchy music then don't listen to her, which >>74521016 also said in a very tongue-in-cheek way.

>>74523274
You can't bitch about people getting pissy when you were obviously being deliberately inflammatory.

If you wanted a reasoned, kind articulation, then you should have presented your inquiry in a reasoned and kind manner. You very obviously came into this looking for a fight,
AND
Several, if not many, of the posters early on in the thread were actually... Very kind to you? There was even a "I'm sorry that you don't like, she's actually one of my favorites, what is it that you don't like about her?" which you completely ignored. You're just not being honest here man. You were trying to start a fight and you did. You're the instigator.

Even the "pissier" posts early on were rather mild, which you responded to with further baiting and refusal to listen or consider.

This really is entirely expected. What's your deal man?

>>74523333
acknowledged

>>74523334
still confused about this "hiding" meme senpai

>>74523356
>People said you were wrong for not liking her
>why didn't you agree with them?!

because I'm not you.get over it.
I told you what I was looking for in this thread
I don't like Newsom. What don't you understand.

again, still trying to hide this post
he's not gonna get away with it!

gold from the pro-newsom cucks
>>74522327

i was going to ask who even ITT dislikes her but im not even going to bother because one guy outed himself as samefagging half the thread

>>74523389
That's simply not what i said at all in the post you quoted my dude
Maybe read it again or something because your wildly misrepresenting me

You said that everyone failed to explain why they liked her without getting pissy
I said "well what about these people that did exactly that?"
I never asked why you didn't agree with them.

>>74523412
kek
>anyone who dislikes newsom must be a samefag

utried.gif

>>74523397
dude you are just... so... weird.

get a hobby or something.

Like you know this will not get you laid right?

>>74523412

Why would you bother either way? Who cares what some random stranger doesn't like? They're the one leading a worse life for it, shake your head and move on.

>>74523412
i think it was a noble gesture on his part

>>74523433
>>74523437
>>74523439
still am the samefag btw

>>74523419
mate, it's my thread
I'll ask a question how I like
i'll answer peoples responses, also how I like
just because you're sensitive about people not liking newsom, isn't going to change how I go about things. I'm sorry if you don't understand that.

anon
you do know that trying your tardest hardest best
at hiding this, isn't going to get you laid, right?

>>74522327

>>74518972
fill your long ears with bees

>>74523506
I have a phobia of bees
would still take the bees option tho

Joanna Newsom? Isn't that like the country singer?

>>74523462
My point is that the way you like to do things is dishonest and doesn't make any sense

Like, look man, at the end of the day, whether you like newsom or not doesn't really matter, I'm still gonna like her a lot.

But i just really don't think you're being honest with yourself about your motives here and i think you're going to end up leading a worse life for it, if you do this sort of thing and communicate like this often, and i mean that with 100% sincerity and no ill will to you.

Maybe you should change the way you go about things because it's incompatible with a functioning democratic society and a happy life, is what I'm getting at.

also lmao @ "my thread"
I'll fuckin take it ya better watch out before i make your thread my property

>>74523523
don't worry anon
you've tried to act like ALL of the Pro-Newsommers answered the question without sperging, but I still have THIS:

>>74522327

which you seem to avoid when lecturing me about communication skills
you gave it a good go, but you're not hiding that.

>>74523523
>>74522327
TL;DR

>>74523523
>>74522327
TL;DR

>>74523522
yes because country is terrible and so is she

>>74523551
>>74523552
wew

>>74523546
Dude do you not get by now that that was a ton of fun to write and that i was trying to get attention

You know I'm kinda loving the attention you're giving that post right

Like quite a bit I'm proud to have created something you've focused on this much

Again with the avoiding thing like I've deliberately drawn attention to it several times

I'm just not embarrassed about it, 4chans jokes man.

Can we all just leave OP to talk to himself since he admitted it was bait? Okay cool.

>>74523556
Country is great
do you listen to everything but country and rap

>>74523589
i also don't listen to classical

>>74523583
yeah OK
should've awhile ago
bye op, get well soon.
saged.

>>74523597
>>74523583

thanks for the bump
tards!

oh anon
why do you try so hard to hide this
you know it won't work, right?
virgin.

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>>74518972
>hey guys what's going on in this thre-

>>74521564
shit bait

just incase thread dies

this is the level of argument I got for

not liking Newsom:

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>mfw listening to ys

>>74522327
>fucking faggot
goddem!

the anons tried so hard to drown it out
alas to no avail

>>74522327

>>74524675
huh

wat

>>74522327

>>74519244

Yes, reddit, home of sjws. Go back home, little sjw faggot.

>>74518972
>I haven't heard 1 song by her that's catchy or memorable.
How
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO84LE36kp8

I really tried to like her
but her music
and cucks like this:

>>74522327

put me completely off

>>74518972
She's not good. At least someone like Grimes is making hugely likeable music.

>>74521247
More like anti elitism. Elitism sucks. Pretentious people suck.

>>74525517
>trying this hard

>>74522327
Your post is full of shit. Pretentious shit.

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>>74526797
lol

>>74521234
You're a philistine because of your argument, not because of your opinion on Joanna. Hence, "philistine-trash ARGUMENT"

>>74528542
>pleb laughing at truth
OK....

>>74521588
but no one's doing that

>>74521709
where are the newsomfags sperging out?

>>74522327
Why is OP treating this post like it's retarded or spergy? Aside from the length of his post (which isn't that strange) there's nothing strange about it, unless you can't handle all the big words he's using.

>>74522707
How is continuing your point hiding your earlier point?

>>74528612
Go masturbate to Grimes' hairy armpits, faggot.

>>74529131
>projecting so much
Keep your nasty habits to yourself, cretin

>>74529214
>he's obsessed with Grimes
>he doesn't masturbate to her
>he can't stop talking about her
>says others have bad habits
Nice projection!

>>74529284
>idiot being idiot

>>74529675
Back to your containment thread if you have nothing further to add.

>>74522327

Yeah, but what about her ass?

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>>74518972
>when you know literally nothing about a person's politics but immediately resort to calling them an sjw

>>74518972
Scaruffi core

>>74528739
OP doesn't know how to handle other opinions. Fun thread tho

>310 replies
>0 (zero) ass pics
Absolute faggots.

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>>74531070
I posted a sensual breast photograph earlier.

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Here is a rare Joanna pic.