What's your favorite music conspiracy theory?

>>74515957
Kurt and Elliott killed themselves

>>74515957
Michael Jackson never died. He just faked it to sell more records

The best one will always be that 2pac and Biggie are in Cuba

There's an unknown celestial force snatching away our best of the best artists when they are very young to create some sort of interdimensional symphony.

rolling stones killed brian jones

David Bowie was a consort of Elizabeth Alexandra Mary

>>74516025
This is so fucking obvious.

Does anyone have the Kurt-Rivers story?

>>74515957
Courtney missed and shot him in the leg, that's why Rivers (Kurdt) stands lopsided on Blue Album's cover.

>>74516025
this one is true though

>>74515957
They look absolutely nothing alike aside from facial structure.
How can you fucking people be this retarded?

>>74516113
They're the same

>>74515957
Billy Corgan is actually an alien from a different planet who was abandoned on Earth because he was a douche

>>74516154
Rivers legitimately has one leg that's shorter than the other. Or had, because he later had corrective surgery with the money from Blues's success.

>>74515988
you mean Interstellar 5555?

>>74515957
Paul is dead

Cobain was killed by his wife

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>>74516193
>grunge is coming to its logical conclusion
>kurt wants out desperately
>labels won't have it
>concoct plan for kurt to "die" and for rivers cuomo to be "born"
>kurt dies April, 1994
>Weezer is immediately signed to a major label out of nowhere and is handed Ric Ocasek
>The Blue Album is released May, 1994

>>74516222
>When they arrived at the venue the next night, Cox said they were approached by a woman who told him, "Mr. Corgan will see you now." Cox says he found Corgan sitting on the stage.
>They bring me out to the stage, and he says to me, “I hear you’ve been causing a lot of trouble. Do you know who you are? You’re shit. You’re a shitty little insignificant fucking indie rock band, and you were invited, not by me—who knows what fucking idiot in my management did this—but you were invited to open for the Smashing Pumpkins.”

>Cox reportedly told Corgan that he was "manhandled" by the crew member, but Corgan continued to berate Cox. Cox said he peeled off his backstage pass, told Corgan "fuck you," and "slapped the little sticker, the backstage laminate pass, on his leg." Cox said that Corgan yelled "assault" and threatened legal action. Then, Cox said the Smashing Pumpkins' crew threw Moses Archuleta's drum kit down some steps, damaging them to the point where they needed to be replaced.
Honestly hope the guy dies.

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>>74515988
My fucking sides

the residents are actually the beatles in disguise

>>74516061
holy shit

>>74515957
David Bowie isn't dead
>Lazarus was raised from the dead
>A Black Star has no end
>Only about 4 people went to his 'funeral'

>>74516291
what a lad

>>74516499
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>>74515957
"Paul is dead" is my favourite. Some of the "evidence" for that is hysterical.

>>74516309
That doesn't make sense, The Beatles had free rein to experiment however they pleased.

Ziggurat Stardust IS David Bowie.

>>74516678
''John buried Paul'' at the end of Strawberry Fields still creeps me out

>>74516241
Well yeah, his recovery from surgery made him a horny recluse, which played a part in the making of Pinkerton.

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>>74516733
Whoops wrong post

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>>74516569
That was a manufactured conspiracy.

>>74515957
Are these type of theories only made by people that are blind to facial features?

>>74516777
Isn't every conspiracy manufactured though? I'm guessing the idea of Paul being dead and replaced was probably just a practical joke that came from the very stoned minds of the band

>>74516861
Not all conspiracies are manufactured by the subjects of the conspiracy. Usually it's some rando with paranoia.

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>>74516807

Thomas Pynchon is in The Residents.

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A diminished 5th will summon the Devil.

>>74516930
My theory is that "Thomas Pynchon" is a collective of New York based writers. Like how Shakespeare was a collective.

>>74516900
My friend was saying actually about how all the Paul is dead conspiracies do link back to this one guy, still pretty interesting to look into nonetheless

>>74515957
Kurt wouldn't make an album as bad as Raditude...

>>74515957
https://twitter.com/riverscuomo/status/880577082945925122

https://twitter.com/riverscuomo/status/880577082945925122

https://twitter.com/riverscuomo/status/880577082945925122

Mozart is not only still alive, but ITT.

>>74517692
I-Is it you?

>>74517692
Come to brazil

>>74515988
i like this

>>74515988
I genuinely believe this to some extent. It's important that the aliens also replace the original with a flawed clone. The tragic life of a doppelganger.

>>74515988
Show me what you got!

>>74518391
What?

>>74518391
>>>/r/eddit

>>74516823

he had plastic surgery to hide his real appearance.

>>74516958
Yes

>>74516291
Billy is a douche, but according to several employees I know at a local venue, Bradford Cox is/was far and away the biggest, most demanding prick they've ever encountered so I kind of feel good that he got a taste of his own shit

>>74516733
it's cranberry sauce, I mean it's fucking obvious

What's some conspiracy theory-core?
Either albums that have a conspiracy around them or music that sounds like what you would listen to if you're dreaming up a conspiracy theory

>>74520379
that one B.o.B track about flat earth

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>>74517692
>>74517733
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>>74515957
bono killed ian curtis

>>74515957
andrew wk isn't actually just one person, but a dread pirate roberts sort of situation

>>74515957
The massive pedophile ring within the music/entertainment industry.

>>74516266
but kurt's eyes are blue and rivers' are brown, 0/10

>>74520988
B-but maybe he's wearing contacts... Yeah, that's it! He's wearing contacts!

>>74516958
Chris was diddled too?

>>74520897
I tell this one to anyone who will listen

>>74521020
This. He just took of his contacts and literally no one noticed. Like fucking Clark Kent.

>>74516989
explain

Apparently a foreigner song accidentally recorded the siren of the ambulance that picked up John Lennon after he was shot

>>74517019
This would explain both Thomas Pynchon and The Residents, honestly.

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Andrew WK was a manufactured shock-value icon by his dad's label

>>74515957
The didn't care about killing Buddy. Ritchie Valens was the one they were after.

>>74521365
Scratch the part about his dad, he wasn't a part of the label, I was mistaken.

>>74521057
Please elaborate. I will listen.

>>74521609
Not him but I remember reading or hearing somewhere that Bono told him to kill himself over a phone conversation

>>74521624
Now why would Bono do that?

>>74521664
No clue. Doing some surface research right now pulls up nothing but stuff about Bono admiring him, so I don't know where it was I heard it. Thought it was an interview with someone.

I'm interested in the one that Kanye was replaced after his tantrum during the Saint Pablo tour

>>74521933
Remember that look in his eye when he came out of the hospital?
So unsettling.

>>74521933
Aliens had already taken Kanye from us long before that.

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>>74521933

I heard one recently in which Morrisey killed Princess Diana. It's probably an old one.

>>74522068
That sounds hilarious. Got the details?

>>74521933
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>>74522042
Rumors are he namedropped Pizzagate during his rant in Sacramento.

>>74522124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqnbZ3KVAmI they could be referring to this