What does /mu/ think about the Carpenters?

>>74506437
I know them from that one episode of friends

Growing up in the 80's, jokes about Karen Carpenter were a big thing.

Just think..If Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's ham sandwich they'd both be alive today!
Why did Karen Carpenter's house sell so cheap? It didn't have a kitchen.
What goes 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0? Karen Carpenter's dress size.
Shit like that.

Very good, and her voice can reduce me to a quivering mess with just one syllable.

Very much a product of their time, but some of their songs hold up well today.

I know them through that fucked up Todd Haynes movie.

Did you see the new Karen Carpenter album? Her picture's on the side.

Secretly extremely patrician

I stopped listening to them after Karen got fat.

>>74506573

Damnit! I came here to tell the sandwich one!

https://youtu.be/YiacrW74Geg
This song absolutely destroys me every time I hear it. There is something very depressing and existential behind all their music. Their boring middle-of-the-road image/sound only makes it more heartbreaking and lonely.

>>74506795
This. Only true patricians and boring losers listen to the carpenters. There is no in-between.