Mike Patton

let's face it, there was always a fat person inside Mike Patton struggling to get out

Italian genes.
It'll be more convincing if he does Opera now.

Also, my hot take is that he looks better than Kiedis. Kiedis straight up looks like a pedophile now.

I wish I could hear him become fat

>>74504397
i don't know about italian genes but i know he lives in italy

>>74504397
Pasta and wine isn't genes, silly.

>>74504417
It's literally impossible for an Italian man not to get fat once he becomes middle-aged, not even up for debate.

I saw him play in fantomas when I was 17 live. It was fucking cash and he can get fat if he wants. Also tomahawk.

>>74504430
mama mia!

>>74504397

Patton is not of italian descent. He just lived there for a few years because he has been married to an italian woman.

>>74504377
That's Ricky Gervais

>>74504430
Nah dude. I would know.

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Such waste

>>74505528
it really threw me off when i learned he's not italian. i mean why else would he do an album of classic cover songs from italy?

>>74504377
He isn't fat. Slightly overweight perhaps but I'm willing to bet that's just a bad photo. That being said he definitely has aged a lot recently. He looked the same from the mid 90s until around 2010 or so and finally age is catching up with him. Oh well, he still sounds good. Have you heard Dead Cross?

>>74505845
Cause he likes music from there

>>74505678
>you guys qualified to rewire my house?
>we got qualifications comin' out our asses, relax...