YOU'RE AN AMERICAN GURRRRLL *BURRRRP*

Old Ramon > Ocean Beach > Rollercoaster > Songs for a Blue Guitar > Down Colorful Hill > Bridge

>>74486865
Down Colorful Hill > Songs for a Blue Guitar > Rollercoaster > Ocean Beach = Old Ramon > Bridge

*BBUUUUUURRPP*
PANERA BREAD
*BBUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP*
AND KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

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>I wake up,couldn't move
>My back couldn't hold my weight anymore
>said fuck it and rolled out of the bed
>I landed on my cat on the floor,and some old eggs i made the night before
>I probably killed my cat but i don't give a fuck, i want some fried chicken
>after 3 hours i somehow got to a rail and got myself up
>i was covered in cat blood,and i pissed all over myself
>fuck it i needed to piss
>Caroline came home with some white shit on her hair, she said it was frosting
>i went to lick it off, she smacked me in the face and ran away
>I hear a knock at the door,a cop
>Probably got smell complaints from the neighbors like last time
>Fuck you i like the smell of my farts
>As i opened the door a woman cop handcuffed me and threw me on my fucking back
>called her a bitch and let off a wet fart i was keeping to dutch oven Caroline
>i could feel the brown stain form on my white briefs
>she said I touched the neighbors kid
>I told her I like her tits
>She called for backup cause she couldn't pick me up
>why be a cop if you can't pickup a 285 pound man
>after getting to the car,we started driving, i was able to undo my pants and rub some of the poo on the seat
>take that you fuckers
>spent 8 hours in a room while some balding fat man called me a child molester
>i just stared at him and drooled the entire time, my poop hardened in my pants
>Found out the retard kid that lives next door with the was trying to say I look like Uncle Fester but came out as child molester
>was finally released and the cop lady offered me a ride
>Cats dead
>Balding Fat man
>Brown stain
>I can't believe my life has gotten this bad,i wake up and cry each morning, I'm going to die a fat old has been, I just want someone to understand and love me for me, a childs love, which i'll never have because i missed out and got old, i thought fame would bring me happiness, but i'm more sad and lonely than i was before music
>asked the cop lady for a handjob on the way back to my apartment.

>>74486947
10/10

>>74486947
Holy shit

>>74486855

Stop posting pictures of Rik Waller ffs

>>74487042
kek

bumpo

>>74486865
>>74486888
Both wrong
Songs for a Blue Guitar > Ocean Bitch > Old Ramon > Down Colorful Hill > Rollercoaster >>>>>>>> Bridge