How does one grab an ass that does not exist?

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look no hands

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What's the verdict?

what genre will her new album be now that paramore did the 80s pop thing

>>74475174
A harsh, abrasive and unforgiving album with The Downward Spiral as an influence.

>>74475216
>tds with female vocals

any bands like that

>>74475174
neo-folk

>>74475237
I won't spoonfeed you. Think for yourself.

>>74475216
I would kill for this.
>>74475237
Please.

>>74475103
Oooh i know the answer:

GRAB EM RIGHT BY THE PUSSY

i feel like she does this shit everytime she needs new material for a album.

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>>74475156
She doesn't seem too unduly bothered by it desu

>>74475156
That even if he didn't grab her arse (and I suspect he did) he deserves to go to prison for that heinous mustache alone

>>74475291
are you retarded?

it was soooo horrifying and shocking she waited 3 whole years to accuse him
tay is a retard

>>74475156
Wait is this the picture everyone's talking about.

lol why is he even in court how can he deny this shit.

I hate Taylor but what the fuck does he really think he can win? White girls don't lose cases in America nigga.

>>74475323
it was the guy who decided to sue her 2 years later dumb fuck

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I wonder if this guys lawyer can prove that her ass is non-existent.

>>74475272
recommending music is bad now? ok

>>74475272
Meow Meow
Someone's a bit catty

>>74475351
I was considering changing my mind, but if you want to be a passive-aggressive little bitch, that's your choice. There's no way you're getting it now.

heard she stopped walking through the crowds after this shit happened

this dude needs an electric chair sentence

>>74475272
hahahah what a little bitch

>>74475294
Dude she's grimacing. Clearly uncomfortable.

How do we know she didn't grab his ass? Gender bias

From that photo you can assume either is grabbing the other's ass

>>74475408
now listen here see

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/taylor-swifts-mom-says-singer-was-visibly-upset-after-alleged-n791266

i can't photoshop, but someone needs to photoshop that ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING meme to say VISIBLY UPSET under that pic

>>74475103
I could literally be a courthouse sketch artist

>>74475337
calm down dipshit autist

>>74475337
What? He's the defendant if you haven't noticed.

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Good thing she doesn't play soccer.

>>74475514
Get your chalks out and prove it, bitch

>>74475433
I don't get this shit. I'm a guy and I've had my butt slapped or grabbed a few times by women at the bar/club I've even had gay dudes do it at gay bars when I go with my gf. It's always funny to me and I feel like it's a compliment. Why is it so horrifying for women?

>>74475156
He's probably grabbing ass but I don't see how he could possibly be lifting up her skirt to grab bare ass, unless that happened after the photo was taken or something.

Why is this a fucking court case?

>>74475535
Someone made eye contact with me the other day, how much should I sue for?

>>74475535
>ywn casually grab your bro's ass as a greeting
feels bad man

>>74475535
Some people just don't like being fondled by sweaty weirdos...strange right?

>>74475555
350

>>74475535
I dunno women are retarded. Most women don't sue the guy whose life you have already ruined though.

>>74475581
>sweaty
I thought women liked that? The smell of testosterone?
>weirdos
They're only weirdos because they're ugly. It turns to cute when he's attractive. Then it goes from 'fondled' to 'his hand bumped into my ass omg so cute'

>>74475555
>Why is this a fucking court case?
He is the one who is suing her because he lost his job as a result of grabbing her ass.

>>74475535
if you can't understand the difference between a guy touching a woman's ass and a woman touching a guy's ass, you're either an idiot or playing dumb.

>>74475679
You have definitely been subject to several meetings with HR

when will this bitch finally drop dead?

>>74475795
and you're definitely naturally unfit to become an engineer

>>74475765
What about guys grabbing my ass retard

>>74475915
What you do in your spare time is no concern of ours

>>74475535
Imagine you're the frontman of a band, playing a show, and want to bring a fan onstage during a song. You look out into the crowd and see someone in the front row. The girl you see has protruding ears and an odd haircut, but she looks so happy and giddy that you smile and ask her to come on stage. She rushes up the stage, ecstatic to finally meet you. She pulls out her camera and asks for a picture. You say "Sure" and lean in towards her for the photo. After the photo is taken, she suddenly gives you a kiss on the cheek, smiles, and says "My name ith Claire by the way... Claire Bouther".

Would you not feel violated?

>>74476010
lmao

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>>74475291

>he doesn't grab and slap his bros ass as a greeting
baka faggots

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>>74475174

>>74475535
biology

>>74475103
This should be his defense.

>>74477179
xD

>>74476594
Kek

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>>74475103
>Hand "full"

>>74475535
>if I don't mind something, nobody should!
Everyone has their boundaries, and assuming that just cause you're ok with someone grabbing your ass that someone else is ok with you grabbing their ass is fucking retarded.

>>74477694
HAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAA

>>74478167
Well its not horrifying you pussy. It's not something to make you never walk through a crowd again. Jesus Christ has a clue. Getting raped now that's horrifying. But even still chances of it happening to you again is slim af.

>>74478195
At this point it's become abundantly clear that you're upset about this because you've gotten in trouble for sexually assaulting women in the past.
Just keep your hands to yourself you fucking basement dweller, that's a concept preschoolers are taught, I hope you can wrap your head around it

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>>74475103
Tay is washed up anyways

>>74478281
Hey I grab asses all the time at the club but I've never got into trouble

She's probably bringing attention to it because she liked it. (reverse psychology) she wants more people to grab her ass

>>74478293
I'd unironically rather do lewd with the right.

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>>74478429
she turned out better that Tay ever could

>>74478408
>the club
you mean the chess club

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>>74478293
mommy tay is looking good

>>74476010
It's Boo-shay, not Bow-cher, just a heads up.

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https://youtu.be/2FKR5BrdIJ8

>>74478679
>retarded youtuber does not know how angles, backcurving and high heels work

>>74475535
if you're a woman and a random-ass guy grabs your butt, he's already demonstrated he doesn't respect your boundaries, and because of biological differences 95% chance he's way stronger than you if he tries to pull anything.

Anyone else remember when Kim Kardashian exposed Taylor as a lying snek?

>>74480227
Kim's pretty based desu