What is the heaviest song ever recorded?

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Meme but I do fully believe it. When you separate the concepts of "heaviness" and "hardness," this is about as heavy as it gets.

>>74457709
it took a while for this one to click. now I love it. when that bass kicks in, man...

>>74457719
I found my copy off a sketchy Russian website. It sounds creamier than every other version I can find, which sound a bit grainier in the vain of Jerusalem. I'm not sure exactly what I have but I'm blessed.

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>>74457709
EPIC WEED ALBUM XD

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Give suges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNydDJkC6J8

>>74457891
You're the first person to say weed in the thread dude way to be a buzzkill

xdddddddd

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Part Chimp is pretty heavy. I would also include White Suns' Totem.

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>>74457900

>>74457915
this album fucking rocks

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>>74457638
i can't pick a single song, the whole album is just a beautiful experience

If we're gonna go full stoner-doom, we might as well throw Bongzilla in there. Gateway's pretty great.

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Dreamhouse- Deafhaven

But I'm not a metalhead so this is probably unforgivably entry-level.

https://crucialblast.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-dread-magnificence-of-perversity

https://warhorsesl.bandcamp.com/releases

>>74458222

I never considered black metal heavy. Just sort of angry.

Honestly stoner-doom is a pretty good entry point from other genres, just get high and lean back. Dopethrone and Dopesmoker are both palatable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X_NeXhg7yM

wait for it

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>>74457638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tIwD_ZYiNg

Everyone shut up and go home now
Nothing even comes remotely close.

>>74458222
its not entry level its just crap

The Body - I Shall Die Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oWxfAvJKhE&t=190s
Bongripper - Miserable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWi8PCFi6hg
Worship - Last Tape Before Doomsday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Leu5jqXGAo
>>74458222
Not very heavy at all, not much black metal is, or black metal influenced stuff like that.

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Are you all teenagers or some shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XytQbEMe8Z0

Goddamn...

>>74458306
meme music

>>74457638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQIJzxU8oEQ

this song is about some kids in Scandinavia who were in kindergarten that buried another kid alive in a sandbox while playing a game called "funeral" back in 2008. might not be the heaviest here but the subject matter is the most brootal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELbkzAIfmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5hvHEBLNpI

>>74458375
that's really good

>>74458384
Stupid meaningless reply

reminder downtuning, yelling and playimg fast doesn't make something heavy. you also need anticlimactic calm bits that accentuate the heavy parts, and the slower and more "thuddy" or "chuggy" the heavy parts the more of an impact it will leave.
in other words, fucking deftones' 2010 album diamond eyes is heavier than most "extreme" metal. swans - public castration is a good idea is too monotonous to be heavy, it's just abrasive.

>>74457900
I think either Black One or OO Void by Sunn O))) would qualify and maybe Earth 2.

>>74458517
>yelling and playimg fast
it makes it hard THERES A DIFFERENCE FOLKS

>James Brown
>Royksopp
Jah Wobble

Not you, you cunt.

xD so hevy so hard *le angry cowboy hat man*

>>74458948
Excellent contribution Anon.
You're no better than reddit

>>74458992
this thread is no better than reddit
/mu/ and reddit circlejerk over the same shit nowadays

>>74457638
Daddo by Whitehouse

>>74457900
Jesu - jesu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XsWyihKQoI

Autopsy - In The Grip Of Winter

>>74457638
Harsh noise.
But in terms of listenable music probably Burzum

>>74458517
>needing calm bits
t. nu male. You don't need soft bits to make something feel heavy. In a gym, if you lift light weight then heavy, you lift lighter weight than going heavy the whole time. The same thing applies here.

>>74459703
Burzum is weak shit, poorly written and poorly played.

>>74459703
Harsh noise is only abrasive, not heavy. Burzum's not heavy at all, and instead goes for a far more droning type sound than an in-your-face heavy one.

>>74459773
Eh I disagree but ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GclqBTHLmUQ

>>74459723
Your not wrong lol. I agree. Never said it was good only listenable even that's debatable

>>74459831
It's true. Harsh Noise is still texture based at the end of the day, and so is Burzum. Neither has the punchy feel to the music that makes heavy music heavy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXKR9EWhXo

Hatebeak - Birdseeds of Vengeance

>>74459823
good choice

more Fripp evil sounds:
Brian Eno - Baby's on Fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nItuhuY1U04

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>>74459723

>>74458091

Funeralopolis is the pinnacle of doom. Nothing else comes close.

>>74459901
Varg Vikernes is a dumbass who neglects his children, you can hear them crying in some of his youtube videos and he doesn't even do anything.

>>74459901
Needs glowing eyes

>>74459918
he also isn't norwegian, he is french. and varg vikernes isn't his real name, it's just a pseudonym.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Oc-4shE1A

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Pick one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKdKaAjw-o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9glzfAa74ps

>>74459199
I have to agree with this

>>74457638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx8vPFfBivQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrgwr2hFcS8

Try being heavier than this.

>>74460071
Try growing the fuck up

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsbcLOeVCw

Van Der Graaf Generator wrote some pretty heavy shit, lyrically

The vocals go harder on this demo than any of the album material, at points in this recording it sounds like his throat is about to erupt like Mt. St. Helen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rkwuxq6vpk

Also this (BWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgBQwqi1OYU

And this. This one is pretty funny to see live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PycfeziOaWQ

This song too, because Weedeater can turn into Trash Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReUekNDasq4

The Jesus Lizard - Puss from their Peel Session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AicyYElk24w

>>74459918
Kids cry all the time for no fucking reason, if you were a parent you'd know when and when not to give a shit about your kid who has not developed an identity and sense of self or will even remember most of the reasons it wouldn't shut the fuck up and stop crying - when it is crying for the 100th time that week and you're trying to do something.

You can tell by the screams whether or not a kid is seriously hurt or it is still being a little bitch because kids don't know what the fuck they even are.

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>>74460342
>playing captain save-a-hoe for a faglord murderer/edgelord church arsonist

>>74459712
i squat 6pl8 for ass to floor reps don't act like you know shit fucking entry level twink

>>74459712

the soft part is when you're not lifting the weight

aka resting between sets

fucking nu-male.

>>74460178
Heavy and yet soulcrushingly depressing, good choice

>>74457900
Public castration, Swans in general. NOT heavy. It's way to atmospheric and spacey to be heavy.

can i add this one?
Melvins' Boris played fot ISIS and Agoraphobic Nosebleed.
i'm not saying it's the heaviest ever, but, in the nature of this discussion, comes pretty well, i think. just a hearing help, and to keep from metioning burzum.
https://youtu.be/uAP4xSYLc84

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNu9JuURXL8

>>74461794
if only black metal sound a little like this one, it could be considered heavy. if only.

https://youtu.be/_rseAtIfxZE

>>74457843
I assume you mean a physical copy? If so, could you put up a rip or something?

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Step back boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OH029tPSNE

>>74459798
2nd

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

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>>74460215
I agree. Especially on Pawn Hearts

>>74457638
Boop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtxk789Mtc

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>>74457900
This

>>74459199
Also agreeing with this

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>>74462671
Forgot the cover

>>74457900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsDz5qphC3c

>>74462682
Daughters - Daughters and Lightning Bolt - Earthly Delights are two other good examples

>>74462743
fucking hell those chords are insane

>>74459036
The only reason I prefer 4chan over leddit is it's circlejerking is much more tolerable. Over there circlejerking is incentivised.

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There is no other right answer

>>74457638
https://youtu.be/SdVYFnJ1158

So
Fucking
Heavy

>>74457900
heavier than a death in the family

Sunn O))) - Black One is basically Baby's First Heavier-than-lead album and it's fantastic

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>>74457638
>makes you cry in fear
>post crunchy stoner / riffy doom

hey, what's going on here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JrjUrU2quI

Entry level makes you wanna cry in fear-core https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=irlyZH04PvI

this album goes hard, good luck
https://youtu.be/dTpKjuCuh8Y

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This is the heaviest thing I've ever heard.

revenge - mobilization rites

>>74463377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek
also good one

>>74458384
just fucking leave

>>74463464
That's unsearchable because it's just an image of a famous engraving. Why are /mu/ posters so shit at linking? Is it pretentiousness? I think it's pretentiousness.

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>>74463545
i think youre just a fucking idiot

>>74463545
Took me about 5 seconds to find it

https://loweryourhead.bandcamp.com/album/hell-ii

>>74463545
Go fuck yourself.

>>74463228
This is very scary. Good post

>>74458375
Damn

You're all like little babies, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emSDcQ89Ne8

>>74463152
this isn't even that heavy, same as what most of /mu/ faggots posted.

>>74461394
the bass on this thing kills.

>>74458222
Entry level and garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wgA9L5TN5M

who knew donald duck could be so heavy?

>>74459703
>Burzum
>heavy
this fucking board

>>74464298
What do you expect from Fantano drones whom only know Filosofem and think it's the best black metal album ever made?

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desu

>>74458222
not heavy
it's good but it's not heavy

>>74464373
It's not even good.

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>>74458375

>>74457709
i listened to this and it was absolutely shit
bunch of long pointless droning and cringe vocals
there was nothing "heavy, loud and violent" about it
just stupid DUDE WEED LMAO crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxS8xmDRzA
>inb4 le cringe xdxD
There had to be some slam in this thread.

bamp

>>74458365

top picks, was gonna post these before i saw this post

>>74459712

terrible, terrible analogy, does not apply at all

>>74458365
>>74458375
>>74458421
>>74460005
>>74460178
>>74460252
>>74461797
>>74461851
>>74463184
>>74463464
>>74463228
>>74464223
all amazing picks

my own:

https://youtu.be/L-KGijq0xQ0?t=36m47s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApWRSDDvGI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1q2oj1UcTs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhAvm_7pPs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v38Na7tKjO4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-KjS0gI8V8

>>74464427
>cringe vocals
If you think the vocals are cringy then you dont seem to listen much to metal desu.

>>74457900
boris - pink
les rallizes denudes - '77 live
electric wizard - dopethrone
godflesh - streetcleaner
brainbombs - genius and brutality-taste and power
the goslings - grandeur of hair

>>74466706
for a good reason
metal with vocals just makes me want to shoot myself cause it's that fucking bad

>>74466791
>pink
>dopethrone
those aren't even the heaviest albums those bands have.

>>74466806
>I don't like it, so it's bad
grow up

>>74466822
>>74466822
>I don't like it, so it's bad
completely valid criticism
i should listen to something I don't like just because a fucktard like you tells me it's good?

>>74466839
You can dislike something without claiming it's shit, just because it doesn't cater to your taste.

>>74457900
Corrupted - Paso Inferior

>>74466807
ok

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Add this to thr chart if you havnt already. The first track alonr leaves your guts scattered in harmonic patterns

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>>74466853
>he got upset because someone called his metal album shit

>>74466807
I agree.
But you're a douche for not suggesting anything.
Come my Fanatics is the right answer.

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>>74466839
>fucktard like you
Dopesmoker is actually a very good album by a lot of people. i normally only listen to criticism on this album if it was from someone who actually listens to a lot of metal and his deep into the genre and actually listened to the album a lot, not some dickhead plebtarian that doesnt get or treats the album like its "wierd" music

>>74459798
This.

>>74467708
>he thinks Dopesmoker is "weird" music
there's nothing weird about it
It just sucks and is overrated by stoners because
DUDE HOUR LONG SONG LMAO,
DUDE STONER METAL LMAO,
DUDE WEED LMAO
It's music for literally braindead people who smoke grass and think they're listening to something deep and spiritual, except it's the same shitty riff and droning for an hour

>>74467244
I also love come my fanatics but how is it heavier than dopethrone?

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Nothing better than listenning to this song alone in a dark room at night.

https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4

Even at low volume. It starts at a medium hum and as it picks up I can actually feel it shakimg my boned.

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Like Rats

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>>74457900
not all of the tracks tho

Waiting for the chart to get updated la

>>74458306
i used to think that before i started listening to drone and sludge

Bongripper. period.

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>>74458375

Goddamn dude

I mean i can only imagine it's a very individual experience heavily dependant on what gear you use to play the music on.

Personally i push all music on my headphones with an amp to the point of clipping, with varying eq and p much all music is the same

Any dub techno/r-n or e mego artist for my gear but meaningless thread really