Spit some words Anon

I like to kiss niggas

you cant even rhyme
what a crime
u are as sour as limes
im running out of time
*drops mic*

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>>74455791
>In early 2010, Birdman formed an oil and gas exploration company, Bronald Oil and Gas, LLC. The company was a joint venture founded by Birdman and his brother Slim, and the name was a combination of the brothers' first names, Bryan and Ronald. Evidence of the company's actual business operations was scant, limited mostly to a website and the appearance of a "pumpjack" tattoo on the side of Birdman's head. The website indicated that the company's strategy would be to first develop existing land holdings and seek out new oil and gas leases. In February 2010, Birdman told Ozone magazine that he had been in the oil business for "4 or 5 years" and was "making very good money off that".

>However, by March 2010, Birdman had almost completely covered the pumpjack tattoo, which sparked speculation that the Bronald Oil project had stalled. An investigative report from Bloomberg revealed that official regulators in charge of oil and gas permits had never heard of Bronald.

Tennessee seaweed bless my creed
Cum on that batch of snatches shit is cash
We violent primordial desecrators of Satan's need
Your diss is piss I think your bitch just peed

>>74455791
THIS muthafuckas cupbadds is bare
Some nigga stole my bag and my favorite chair
Wanted to come home from work and get red eyed
It's a fuckin bitch livin on the North side
> doesn't really rhyme
> drug reference
> prerequisite fuck, bitch, and nigga
> a song about poor me
This should chart in a week.

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>>74455791
Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus

Go eat some walruses

Orifices, Porridges

Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the Buffet and Walruses

Corpheus, Corpseses

Worcestershire sauce

Go into your orifices

Red pill, blue pill

Morpheus, Walruses

Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

>>74455791
NIGGAS IN THE NINETIES AIN'T SHIT MUTHAFUCK THEM

I hate it all but I take it all with stride and call it a rhyme
Coming from the miles of minds of other emcees who doubt the rhyme that's fucking with me
Which is the rhyme I'm writing right now
So fucking amazing, don't go against me
No one's tucking the occasion, only Lewinski who's blowing me
And there's too many interns to choose from
Just like too many winters in one year, that's just two, son
Pick one, I'm hotter than two sun
Holla at me

>>74455791
Somebody tell Bugs to lay off the carrots
Cuz I gotta fat beat like a steak that is rarest
Niggas can't touch me when I'm in my crib and blazin'
I give them a goodbye wave like the Schrodinger equation
Droppin barrs like you can't convert from pounds per square inch
Motherfuckers' felling lost like Highway by David Lynch
Other rappers 'bout to just give up and smoke a bowl
I'm feeling like WinXP, give me dat grassy knoll

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>>74455791

I like cheeseburgers, muthafuckin Tacos
I like girlies with the pussy fried nachos
Chop chop chop and munch munch munch
I eat smelly pussy like I eat a late lunch
Obese is my dick, large with my balls
I look for dirty pussy still hanging at the malls
The food court sucks
Sweaty are my nuts
Going to the restroom
to see wassup!
Peeka fucking boo bitch, Swarm to my ass
Lick the hole dry bitch, don't try to pass
Licky licky licky and suck suck suck
I'm a fat fucking bastard who don't give a fuck!

yea nigga fuck a nigga
i'm a young nigga and
I pull on that gun trigger
don't get triggered
when I say nigger
i'm much bigger and my rhymes sicker
i'm on time all the time when I rhyme
i commit so many crimes
you a bitch that's on my...
DICK, nigga i'm richer than Obama
fuck with me I'll blow you up, Osama
and my bitch look like Madonna
your bitch looks like your momma