kiki deerhoof

>she

she scammed a bunch of people on tumblr and then disappeared without a trace

>>74453624
That's just painful to listen to.

>>74453664
>>74453624
Why is a female holding a ukulele always the worst thing imaginable?

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I miss her everyday

>>74453709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3BhK_pGssg

>>74453709
I personally feel it has more to do with "ukulele" and "youtube" than "female." I mean, it's one of the worst fucking instruments in the world and one of the worst fucking sites for quality indie.

she called me cute once

>>74453658
Did she scam them with her music? Because I'm down with that, managing to scam people out of money with an ukulele is some pretty slick shit, and I have a hard time feeling sympathy for the victims (of their own retardation).

>>74453709
Because they are objectively untalented and grating, but betas line up to put them on a pedestal and feed their ego.

>>74453742
yikes

>>74453752
Except women on Youtube have the literal minds of children so they still associate ukuleles with le wacky cuteness and tend to be the most prototypical hipster-looking trash and usually have awful taste in music to boot

>>74453808
Anyone with an ukulele has awful taste in music per definition.

>>74453776
nah she had her own hand made accessory and clothing thing on etsy. She filled orders and took money form a lot people but never actually sent the items out to anyone. She then deleted her tumblr and etsy and disappeared.

>>74453887
That's not nearly as fun or deserved. Robbed me of some laughs. Was it nice shit?

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there is literally nothing wrong with ukulele

>>74453947
It looks like he coloured the cumshots on his shirt.

>>74453947
Commercial jingles for cleaning products and hipster women have permanently ruined the sound of the ukulele for me.

>>74454034
Post her ukulele work.

>>74454034
i don't know who this plastic slut is

>>74454170
That's a guitar. This is an ukulele thread. Please stay on topic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukulele
In case you're unsure about the difference between an ukulele and a guitar.

>>74454241
Where are you from? And no, it's not the same, it's actually very different both in sound and tradition. The ukulele has a long tradition, separate from that of the guitarr.

>>74454170
She's so cute I love her

>>74454323
Well, the ukulele didn't come from California, so whatever ukulele tradition they have there is frankly irrelevant.

>>74454394
>taking anonymous internet posters this seriously about the tradition of the "big Ukulele" in California
I suspect you may have been memed my friend

>>74453624
Post more Kikis, I want to lament the missed chance to communicate with her, even if it meant being scammed out of clothes money.

>>74454481
>implying it wasn't a clever ruse to dryly out-autist the Choashitter into leaving
I hate ukuleles.

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>>74454170
not that anon but choa is plastic. still hot af.

>>74454703
>no breasts
>no ass
What the fuck is wrong with Koreans?

>>74454784
But it's the wiggling of he rboy-like body that people pay to see on stage.

>>74454840
Then why does she wiggle so much? Just because she like sit?

>>74453999
you have a containment thread for a reason, although you are welcome here since this is a thread about an untalented youtube eyecandy celeb

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>>74453848
You best take that back boy

thought this was a thread about the band deerhoof and some previously unknown-to-me qt bandmember named kiki. sad to see it's just some tumblerina with nice tits

>>74454977
Prove me wrong by posting some of his good shit.
>>74455008
Why does the whole band dance the same way if it's jsut how she dances?

>>74454988
Lol same

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>>74454988
>nice tits

>>74455112
You mean they just coincidentally does the same moves at the same time? Seems a tad unlikely.

>>74455027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSzCSavVaDE
His music provides a snapshot of an era of music which wasn't really documented. Also he could be pretty fucking funny sometimes

>>74455175
Give me my 40 seconds back you filthy piece of shit.
>>74455188
Why would they choreograph all that wiggling if not for lewd?

>>74455211
Futher evidence that Americans have no sense of humour

>>74455188
who the fuck are u spaming korean blond gal in all threads

>>74455237
>implying I'm American't
>>74455264
What does that even mean? That their music is for lewds too? You're such a cynic.

>>74455284
Definitely American

>>74455360
So their flat wiggling has some kind of non-lewd meaning?

K-Pop fans are the utmost shallow of music fans. Objectively true. It's all about image and appearing "cultured".

>>74455385
Genuine question because I hate K-Pop as much as the next man but how are they appearing cultured?
I don't think even the fans of this wank think it's particularly good music

>>74455456
They wiggle their behinds all the time. They're behind-wigglers. Flat behind-wigglers.

>>74455471
I've seen a lot of Asian-Americans and weaboos into it just because it's ASIAN despite sounding not all that different from American Top 40.

she deleted her instagram like two months ago.
was a nutjob and scammer tbqh

>>74455626
It's you who don't understand me, I think it's a pity that struggling people whose carrer is destined to end in a few years due to short idol shelf life times are reduced to behind-wigglers, since wiggling their behinds doesn't let them express themselves.

>>74455626
The more and more I read stuff like this, the more convinced I become that this world is some sort of personal hell designed for me because I did something awful in a previous life

>>74455626
now I actually feel sad for this girl. what a poor life.

>>74455820
The problem with being rich at the end of a short career is that your life after that is hopefully long.

>>74455861
you are deranged my friend. get some help srsly

>>74456017
She looks worse with each picture you post lmao

>>74456082
At least she got paid for turning herself into an alien monstrosity. It's gonna be so sad 30 years from now when South Korea's streets are filled with Vito Corleone-looking gook women.

>>74456228
All bow-legged from taking all those dicks of record company superiors and their associates, champagne bottles stuffed up their asses, smeared in cake and wearing pig noses, no royalty money whatsoever since nobody listens to k-flop older than a couple of years, cheek implants hanging down under their jaws and making their now fake porn tits look good in comparison.

>>74456315
>cheek implants hanging down under their jaws and making their now fake porn tits look good in comparison.
Oh my bad, I meant to say "look BAD in comparison." An easy mistake to make, I mean, usually it'd be the other way around, you know?

>>74456573
Cum-stained head to toe.

>>74456736
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, aka prove me wrong.

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>>74453624

Kiki Deerhoof, AKA shikahime on MFC

>>74456851
Your evidence is so shoddy it could be a Choa song.

>>74456964
I'm not mean to her, the industry she's part of is. She's not even here to read anything.

>>74453624

last post on her fb is a terrible vid of her singing.

dishonest by kiki deerhoof

>>74456913
She really only looks good when her hair frames her face in such a way that it hides her excess of baby fat.
>>74457035
She is plastic. She's part of the most plastic industry in the world's most plastic country. Lots of former k-poppers turn to the sex industry as well once their careers end, I imagine the "music" companies even have ties to these sleazy establishments and companies to help the transition for a cut of the profits. It's an incredibly cynical market, in Asia most of all, since their idols are more mass-produced and short-lived than elsewhere.

>>74457190
Choa knows I'm right, that's enough for me.

>>74455078
>>nice tits

I want to throw acid at her

>>74457267
Wrong.

>>74457340
Still wrong.