/mu/ can talk the talk, but can it walk the walk? Post some of

>>74448506
No takers? Ok, I'll start.

This isn't gangster rap
This is about a guy who gives wanks for crack
Now crank the track
Smoke that dank and hash
Go into a bank and yank the cash
Tell the judge it was a prank, relax
Get sent to prison and shank the rats
Get out, have kids with a skank and spank the brats

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Pull up with them oval Ray Bans, gold ring on my finger
Leather jacket, no shirt, look like a 90s r&b singer
Except I'm white and fat, so some might disagree
This outfit should make me handsome, though, that's what my black friend told me
I'm tryna fuck this bitch named Laquita, she's got a fat ass, braids and dressed like a cheetah
I just got rejected by another one named Raleefa, I should probably mention Shaniqua, Latoya, Laptonanqua and Keisha
But fuck that, they're just some angry black women, right? (heh)
S-sorry, I mean they're all queens made of honey, cocoa and sunlight *sweats*
Anyways, girl, what's your name, what's your sign?
Can I take you home and pour us some wine?
Then I'll put on some Eminem, I know girls like you like rap
Then I'll grab you by your backside and make that booty clap

look at my dick ay
xans get me lit ayy
glock in the whip AY
boutta b rich AYY
hand on her clit AYYY
i fucked ur bitch AYEEE

sittin in my bed
wondering if i just misread
the signs the signals
is it cause i play to much with my dingle
wrinting whack shit that sounds like a jingle
fuck that i mean it
just go out and leave it all behind
cause there aint no button to rewind
to undo, all the stupid shit that i have gone through
with all those weird thoughts in my head
wondering if i should rather catch some lead
just cut the wire and let it all drop
just cause i realized this whole thing is a flop