/metal/

>>74445772
M? More like "Eh"

at what age did you grow out of metal? me 15

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>yolo heavy metal

has nüfaggotry peaked, or is this the nu norm?

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LEAK WHEN

Is he right?
>>74444810

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>>74445772
Every time I like something, /metal/ shits on it
Symbolic—they shat on it
Ultra-Violence—they shat on it
Reinkaos—they shat on it
Fuck you too, /metal/

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>>74446049
you forgot pic related.

or maybe you're one of those who shat on it too.

>>74446049
/meal/ shits on everything

>>74446049
Listen what you want m8, /metal/ is full of glamvestites, they basically don't like metal.

And these albums are good.

>>74446094
there's literally nothing wrong with glam

>>74445979
>posting screenshot from your phone
has nüfaggotry peaked, or is this the nu norm?

>>74446126
except it's not metal

>>74446126
Can we stop being contrarian and listen to actual metal?

>>74446156
Depends on the band I'd say. W.A.S.P and Twisted Sister are definitely metal. The main thing is that "glam" isn't really a genre, some of it heavy metal and some is hard rock.

Vortex is a big voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saEZybdZ5qg

>>74446049
>He doesn't realize that shitting on albums is at the very core of /meal/posting

what's the most metal hip-hop album?

>>74446180
So it's abit like Visual Kei it's not all metal but there are visual kei bands that are metal

>>74446351
Godflesh - Songs of Love and Hate

>>74446351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EREwIISurr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xed1Yj930gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Px42IjQDU
I can't choose so here's 3

>>74446351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EREwIISurr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9p7iFm-3vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKiZRR6FzWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIc7oyIGXUA

>>74446401
>>74446428
Three 6 Mafia mind

>>74446351
don't know about album, but the most metal song is 'dead body disposal' by, i think, Necro

>>74446049
Although differences in opinion can largely be chalked up to matters of taste, by and large this general is populated with shitposters, neophytes, and actual retards who know jackshit about metal.

>>74446553
Sorry should say "occasionally be chalked up to..."

>>74446553
>by and large this general is populated with shitposters, neophytes, and actual retards who know jackshit about metal.
Name a better place to discuss metal, go on.

>>74446361
…It's almost like visual kei is Japanese version glam

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>catchy power metal song
>chorus only repeats once at then end

>>74446625
Just listen to pop music.

>>74446553
>>74446606
I'd maybe go to someplace else, but it's a low commitment hobby for me, and I'm afraid some metal forums will be populated by trve cvlt purists which enforce their hivemind think

>>74446049
Human is better

>>74446351
36 Chambers

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REMINDER

>>74445772
Whats some good deep, bassy rifffy metal that explores into indie, garage and psychedelic a bit?

>>74447122
>that explores into indie
I don't even know what the fuck this means.The closest thing I can think of is stoner rock

>>74446873
They're all pretty good.
It's just especially depressing when people shit on Death. The band turned my opinion of metal 180º and made want to explore DM.

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are styper power metal?

>>74447203
If they have solid arguments as to why they shit on a certain album, regardless if it's Death or not, then it's aight. Death was one of my first death metal bands, but they're just so overrated it's ridiculous. Not saying they're bad, on the contrary, just that there are better bands out there.
I kinda feel Chuck jerked himself off a little bit too much towards the end of the career, but he was a cool guy and knew how to write.

>>74445772
Is Mikko Aspa a pedophile? Serious question.

>>74447250
>just that there are better bands out there.
which ones

>>74447303
Atheist for an example, Gorguts, too.

>>74446351
Techno Animal - pretty much any release.

>>74446351
something by dalek. they've actually toured with Earth, Isis, Godflesh and the Melvins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXgM9T4mFbQ

i just want to say it's really obvious when you post evilbad666 ;)

>>74447262
probably

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>what you're blasting
>what is the most nu-male fetish

I'm going to say giantess or catgirls.

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>>74447853
T R A P S
R
A
P
S

>>74447873
Let me be more specific: Wanting to be the trap, OR wanting the trap to fuck you.

>>74447891
I just want to suck a trap cock

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>>74447853
armpit
>>74447873
what about hand holding with a trap

>>74447873
is that Attila

current jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOpChRkF1Po

>>74447945
>Torment
oh I don't know whaddya think

>>74447945
>Tormentor*

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Gimme melodeath thats worth listening too

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>>74448272

>>74446351
Gravediggaz - 6 Feet Deep

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>>74448272
its actually black metal but it'll work for you

What does/metal/ think of Metal injection?
http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/peter-steele-sober-god-shit

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>>74448272
check out the melodeatch section if you already haven't

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>>74447853
Pic related
femdom

>>74448272
Melodeath is honestly so boring, it feels like a limp-dicked thrash metal kinda like how groove metal does. I unironically enjoy nu metal more than meloshit, the only album that wasn't too bad that I've heard was Incorrigible Bigotry.

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>>74448272

>>74448428
>having opinions this shitty

>>74448272
Dismember - the God that never was

>>74448428
>liking Alt-right Hypocrisy

>>74447853
Link related, probably blacked/cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-2B3nHnA8k

>>74448316
Out of all the At The Gates albums you could have picked, you chose the worst one
why

>>74448505
Their comeback is the worst

>>74448505
>imbling :DD

At the Gates, In Flames, Dark Tranquillity and Soilwork are antifa metal

>>74448577
no they're gothemburg/melodeath

>>74448582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbg9ol4kGRo

>>74448609
lmao

>>74448609
dude theyre gothemburg

>>74447853
>what is the most nu-male fetish
softcore cuckolding

>>74447145
Basically anything from that "indie" clique. You know the fake indie scene.

>>74448700
post-metal?

>>74448272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHZfXUObyJU

>>74448382
>death-doom
>no Tiamat
Explain

>>74448382
>relatively simple song structure featuring one or two tempo changes
>Immolation - Here in After

Choose one.

>>74448823
Or early Paradise Lost. That chart's a joke

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13667208

>>74446606
There really is nothing. Forums like M-A are an archaic system of the early 00s, where everyone is preoccupied with being "witty" and cultivating an internet persona rather than discussing music in an incisive or novel manner. And of course reddit is a pure circlejerk where they use feces as lube.

This board in theory should permit any opinion no matter how retarded, BUT berate shitposters, newfags, and morons to maintain a reasonable level of discussion. Unfortunately, we only have the first part down.

>>74448952
VISIOOOONSS

Post your latest discovery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvJaaH7ZKfc

>>74449124
I found this 2-3 days ago, every thrasher out there needs to take a look at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ecWnQE_JUI

>>74449181
They where really good!

>>74449367
Their demo tapes are neat, too, and they have two more albums after this one that are also solid.

>>74446606
Snoonet /metal channel is good. Ppl here seem to dismiss it cause their user base is mostly from reddit.
Truly sad to see the degradation of this general over the past 2-3 years.

>>74449104
Fromthedarkside

Post the best Bathory riffs

>>74449492
Crosstitution. I'm serious

Does anyone have that Swedish death metal chart part 2? 1993 - 1995 period in question, I think.

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>>>74449891
Thoughts lads?

>>74449980
Finland blows at bm bros. Name a band that isn't Beherit, isnt't ImpNaz, and isn't some cheesy latecomer 2nd wave garbage.

>>74450207
Satanic Warmaster

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roast me pls tumblr i can rate back

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>>74449937
This one?
(I'm the guy that made it.)

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>>74449937
I can't read, you meant this one...

>>74450488
>>74450521
Neat

>>74450207
Barathrum

Do you care about cover art, in general? When you see a detailed artwork (e.g. Altar of Plagues), do you spend time looking at it to study the detail?

>>74450428
You didn't even try m8

>>74451139
Nah, took my years to find out that the cover for At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul is made up of guns.

HE

IS

THE

PAINKILLER

THIS

IS

THE

NO
STRA
DAMUS

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>>74451272
Huh, didn't notice thanks
But the font they used… Papyrus… Ughhh. Jester Race also has an atrocious font (picrelated). '90s at their worst

>>74448316
>>74451272
What the fuck

>>74450488
>>74450521
thanks based anon, have a nice day <3

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>>74451394
>Papyrus
Kek when I saw Dark Tranquillity a few moths ago they used papyrus instead of proper band font

And they spelled the name wrong

>fell for the Salems Lott meme
meal for this feel?

FASTER THAN A LASER BULLET

LOUDER THAN AN ATOM BOMB

>>74451508
TERRIFYING SCREEEEAAAAAAAAAM

>>74451453
No probs senpai!

Halfway through 1999 now.

>>74451508
I still don't know what laser bullet means

looks like priest posting's back on the menu boys

>>74451514
Fuck, you're fast.

>>74451394
>>74451428

I'm glad that I brought some wisdom.

>>74451546
Slow week at work.

>>74451647
Take care, lad.

>>74446606
Rym is infinitely better than /mu/ for any sort of musical discussion

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>>74451464
>>74451394

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>>74451528
>>74451508
fuck, idk either

there's a bore laser for sighting your gun and practicing but that doesn't make any sense. maybe its a laser beam like from a laser rifle but why call it a bullet?

Anyone buy their albums on vinyl? Seems to me the best way to appreciate album art and have a collection

>>74451665
The lyrics are kinda inconsistent
>Through boiling clouds of thunder
clouds can't boil, they're gas already
>Chromium plated boiling metal
ummm is Painkiller boiling? this can't be good right? and chromium plating is kinda redundant at that point

>>74451729
Vinyl is nu-male: the format

>>74451763
Tapes are patrician, cds are contrarian.

>>74451729
Lol bullshit. Yeah it's nice, but it's such a forced commercial meme. I almost got lured into it and then I lost my turntable and haven't replaced it and haven't bought anything on vinyl since.

I still buy CDs though and I'll probably start buying pre-1997 vinyl records if/when I get another turntable. My lifestyle is pretty transient so I don't like having too much stuff to haul around.

>>74451139
yes, because an album is a piece of concept art, not just a collection of tracks

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name my album /meal/

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The 90's, were people thought that shitty Photoshop covers were the coolest thing ever.

>>74451812
vinyl is a fun format that demands dedication. I enjoy all the ritual that goes along with it but I can't buy all my music for it so it's only for special stuff.

>>74449529
Holy fuck.

>>74451139
if it's good it's a plus, if it's not idc
if it's horrendous it won't make me want to listen to the album in the first place tho

>>74451826
Catastrophic

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>>74451839
Yeah, now that I think about it I do/did the same thing (e.g. I bought the limited edition of Zuriaake's afterimage of autumn on vinyl).

>>74451729
Pretty pointless unless it's from the '80s. Today most stuff is mastered from digital. And moreover, I read in one article that vinyl has its limits which digital doesn't have; for example, Kevin Shields said Loveless was mastered specifically for CD as some frequencies go over certain limits of vinyl.
>Seems to me the best way to appreciate album art
With today's UHD displays and tablets it's not that much important. If it's that good, print it.
>have a collection
To each his own. Remember you're collecting objects, not music. This goes for everything from books to video games.

>>74451826
Dark Kittens Within

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>>74451826
You're like a little baby

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>>74451826

>>74449492
DIES
IRAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE

>>74451826
(^=o=^)

pronouncable names are not metal

>>74451864
>>74451893
Catastrophic Dark Kittens Within it is

>>74451910
neat-o

>>74451826
Photoshoppe Philter

>>74451826
Meownificient Hissing of Dark Feline Purrity

>>74451980
That's going to be the first track.

>>74451826
Paws for the Claws

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MAHA KALI COME TO MEEEE

>>74452024
Second track

>>74451910
kek

>>74452038
Mouse Holocaust
(Beware the) Litter Critter

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>>74445979
How deep does the rabbit hole go?

whats the name of that vampire album the retards at DMU jerk off to

>>74452090
And the final track for the upcoming EP in late 2018 got it's name.


Thanks /meal/, more to be revealed in the upcoming year, stay tuned!

>>74451927
BE
SI
LENT
LISTEN TO
THE
WIND
best batlord track imo

>>74452122
Can't wait

>>74452122
make the vocals sound like hissing cats pls

>>74452165
Cat guitars

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does anyone have that "im 18 and my metal taste is superior" chart

>>74451827
The late '90s*

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>>74452165
I'll try to make my shrieks be that of cat's, no problem lad.

>>74452216
is this one good?

>>74452238
i thought there was another one

Now post the one with an entire row of Crossing the Fiery Path

It has Demilich's Nespithe on it, right?

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>mfw Graham Bonnet was on V-Rock

>>74448382
>Gorement
>Not Dark Recollections or Winterlong
>Goregrind
>No mention of old Regurgitate or LDOH

>>74452238
>I'll try to make my shrieks be that of cat's, no problem lad.
nice
also how'd you learn to shriek?

Who is /meal/ favorite metal eceleb and why is it Emmelie?

https://youtu.be/K1ht0sPZE8I

more like world downfall?

>>74452238
wow that's a nice chart full of classics I enjoy. Will check out others I heaven't heard yet.

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>>74452238
a-all those are great

>>74452365
>favorite metal eceleb

fuck off

>>74452375
unfortunately not quite. but check out mule skinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKtQCLT7t8

>>74452355
I don't know yet, but have enough time to learn all that. Watch you tube vids, read blogs and what not, heard that helps. Also, breathing seems to be the key here, like with growling.

>>74452392
Never said it's bad, but
>Batushka
>great
solid, but nope.

>>74452264
>tfw you just remembered that one period of time where Necromantia was a meme for a couple days
What are some other short-lived meme albums/bands we shitposted here, off the top of my head
Decapitated - Winds Of Creation
Artillery - By Inheritance
Enslaved as a whole
Ulver - Bergtatt
That one fucking Aosoth album
Ebu Gogo Gutting The Child or whatever
Gojira in general

>>74452392
yeah that chart is supposed to lure you into thinking these are actually embarrassing albums but they're all quite amazing and rated 18-99! 100 year olds leave the hall.

>>74452425
listening to the first track, this is good! thanks anon

>>74452365

Does this chick has downs?

>>74452480
Soulside Journey

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>>74452480
Nespithe, Batlord and Pantera are the only ones I remember off hand

>>74452480
Proge bands like Zierler and Native Construct don't get memed much anymore
Also that one band Mike Portnoy's kid is in that used actual memes in a song

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>>74452480
Going way back with this one

>>74452558
this wasn't even a meme short while

>>74452480
>Ebu Gogo Gutting The Child or whatever

i really liked that mimi

>>74452376
This is how I feel about the nu-male chart :^)

>>74452480
Behememeth, and this one was well deserved, The Satanist was death metal's' Sunbather.

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>https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Meanstreak/1906
>Rena Sands is married to John Petrucci, Marlene Apuzzo is married to Mike Portnoy, and Lisa Pace is married to John Myung, all current and/or former members of Dream Theater.
fucking DREAM THEATER can marry 80s floof babes, yet you weren't even born in that decade

>>74450207
Archgoat, Havukruunu, Sielunvihollinen, Noenum, Vornat, Horna, Darkwoods my betrothed, Kalmankantaja, Azazel, Diaboli

>>74452413

>implying you will even have an autistic metal gf

>>74452554
>Also that one band Mike Portnoy's kid is in that used actual memes in a song
This is peak musical autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJX8TFRyijw

>>74452480
Speaking of autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b58J8hUNCI4

>>74452651
>Wanting a metal gf
Don't into lifestyle faggotry anon

>>74452238
I was the one that prompted Holy Terror - Mind Wars to be added by using reverse psychology. Glad to see it's still there. Because it fucking rocks like no other speed/thrash album. Vocal glory to masturbate to.

>>74452491
>lure you into thinking these are actually embarrassing albums
That's not the point, actually

>>74452675
>Don't into lifestyle faggotry anon
yeah, that's what I've always wanted to say
am I the only one who thinks this lifestyles thing fuckling sucks

>>74452480
Absolutely shitting on DsO and particularly Paracletus calling it post-rock was HUGE for about five or six generals in a row in February

>>74452722
Oh shut up. I'm 18 and my taste in metal is superior. I listen to Wintersun. (<--- Me when I was actually 18)

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post trad revival that doesn't suck cock

>>74452554
>>74452658
>that one band Mike Portnoy's kid is in that used actual memes in a song

For fucks sake they have a new album and there is a song literally called Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqNsf982wBM

>>74452615
>you weren't even born in that decade
Yes I was you little baby bitch

>>74452745
It's More Than Our Religion It's The Only Way To Live
But The Enemies Of Metal We Can't Forgive!

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>>74452454
>>74452355
I do vocals in a black metal band. Try to emulate vocalists you want to sound like. Project from the back of the throat. If it hurts you're doing it wrong (even though people will try to tell you that in time it'll stop hurting). Drink milk before/during practicing.

And distortion and reverb are abused like candy in black metal vocals too, so remember that.

>>74452651
metal gfs are the most overrated meme in the history of ever.

>>74452480
Paradise Lost used to get shitposted a lot

>>74452779
eternal champion

Good to see that plenty of people are missing the point that >>74452238 was trying to make. It doesn't imply that any of these albums are bad, it's just made to poke fun at snobby late teen/early twenties hipsters who want to seem elite by continuing to circle jerk albums that have already been established as lesser-known classics in the metal ether. This chart was made with more of a tongue-in-cheek attitude than the nu-male metal chart, there was one thread where we all went crazy and kept on adding album after album, even ending up with a version of it that had one row of Crossing The Fiery Path by Necromantia like >>74452264 pointed out.

>>74452615
80s were are a shitty decade for women. The hair on these woman was shit. And I'm talking all kinds of hair.

>>74452803
t. trve-male

>>74452833
>he doesn't like /fit/ and toned babes in high cut swimsuits with floofy hair and a huge bush
biggest faggot ITT is (You)

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>>74447853
>Giantess
delete this
I know it's beta as fuck but i want a giant girlfriend so badly bros

>>74452829
oh man, when was that? must have been a year a go or so? Shit times, shit times. But all times in /metal/ are shit and only posthumously declared worthwhile. A bit like Euronymous.

>>74452833
>I enjoy getting fucked in the mouth until I pass out or choke on cum

ftfy

NOSTALGIA TIME
Post great threads from the past when this general was more lively, I'll start
>that one where we leaked onto other boards and had a thread on /d/ that lasted longer than all the other ones

this rapes the nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyjNkG3yKak

>>74452643
>>74450428
>>74451015
Oranssi Pazuzu, Sargeist, Wyrd, Moonsorrow, ...And Oceans, Arthemesia, Jumalhämärä, Apocryphal Voice, Woods of Belial

>>74452894
Manowar is legit the coolest band of all time

post metal that smells like sweat and beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa7bpkuocPw

>>74452829
I think one has to be really up their own ass to take offense to it considering those are all solid records in consistently touted in metal circles 1 degree below underground

>>74452922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnR6qE_5LDw
It was a good ass concert

Wasn't there a thread where Djentshareguy had a meltdown? I remember he was shitting up the thread like usual then he just stopped and started ranting about how /metal/ went to shit and how he was going to leave the general for good or something

>>74452854
yeah I take the fit and toned part, but fuck the bush and the floof. I can't help it, can't think of anything more repugnant when it comes to hair.

>>74452812
thanks for the advice!
do you mind posting one of your screams on vocaroo or whatever so I can hear it? I'm curious

>>74452813
yeah around the time it came out their singer was on trial for beating old people or something?

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>gay riff starts
>gay riff stops
>"GO"
>gay riff resumes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URhmC865SGI

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>>74452893
The infamous Texas Thrasher autist who got buttmad at people insulting Pantera

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>>74452937
>being this much of a homosexual

>>74452964
what exactly is a 'gay riff'?

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What does /metal/ think of Windir?

>>74452936
i wish the Rebecca Black archives were still up but tl;dr we ragged on him for being a bernout trap/shota wannabe and couldn't take the bantz

>>74452985
A riff so bad it makes you want to suck on cocks

>>74452964
It's a great album. People either pretend to hate it because it's a cool dude thing to do, or hate it because it's responsible for an overwhelming wave of terrible pseudometal music. But the album itself is great.

>>74452995
A R N T O R
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>>74452985
Anything that's not sterile, mechanical and atonal like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5VKyAdfO2M

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>this intimidates the nu-male

>>74452995
great
>>74453000
ATG isn't glam bro

>>74453000
wait anon, only great riffs make you want to do it

>>74453013
oof

>>74453005
It's pop metal garbage with a death metal skin

>>74452935
when it comes to Metallica, nothing comes close to Live Shit. I'd take the live shit Boxset over any Metallica album. In fact, I should throw all the other albums in the trash because they don't even compare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eltF61VRC3I

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>>74452779

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>>74453013
This is now a floof thread

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Remember that one tripfag that got triggered by Sepultura because
>It made people think that I listen to shit like Disturbed when I say that I listen to metal

>>74453005
I just find it too simple and basic compared to albums like The Gallery which are way more complex

>>74453005
or it's just underwhelming music compared to the band's previous output? have you ever considered that it's the music people rag on?

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>>74453013
>this intimidates Lita Ford

>>74452954
i don't have a microphone handy right now but here's some demo vocals i did earlier this year

http://www114.zippyshare.com/v/38b2KQzP/file.html

>>74453105
hearty kek

>>74453105
5 star post

>>74453010
that's actually a great album

>>74453107
sick performance dude, you sound posessed

>>74452922
speedböozer

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fanart.tv is down

>>74453049
Holy crap that Blackened performance gave me a boner
Is it normal for a band to be 1000x better live than studio?

>>74453150
oh my gosh

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>>74453105
>i thought it was my job

>>74453091
At that point in each band's respective development, you can't compare them anymore. It'd be like comparing Grand Declaration Of War with Plaguewielder

>>74453174
it WAS normal for metallica. You should check out Battery

>>74453043
It's neither. If anything it's a sort of melodic death thrash. And it's still a great album.

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>>74453172
Yes what the fuck, it had to happen the day I needed to get a bunch of covers

>>74453049
live shit will always be the best, kinda sad that they cut off Frayed Ends of Sanity before it gets badass but the follow up covers are awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW_HhJt6Fdc

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>Oh I'm super into metal!
>Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Sleep, the list goes on....

Anyone here like Saccage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUPJWbYW1OA
>>74453170
For sure

>>74453005
Out of all the classic melodeath albums SOTS comes off as the most phoned-in and soullessly assembled in the bunch. Songs are all around 3-4 minutes, revolving around three riffs (and by that I mean one catchy jingle riff that plays at the beginning of the song and in the chorus, one throwaway riff that plays to fill up space in the verse, and another throwaway riff that plays during the bridge in case the band wants to slap a bluesy cock-rock solo in the middle of things). Albums like Unhallowed and Shadows Are Security which translated what ATG did for a hardcore audience feel more fresh than Slaughter of the Soul because of how formulaic that album is. The album barely even reaches 30 minutes and yet stil has two filler tracks just to pad time. It's a last minute mishmash of half-baked ideas thrown together so the band could pump out what is essentially a pop metal album with garbage bin-tier speed metal "riffs" and angsty "religion sucks, the world sucks, think for yourself sheeple" lyrics. Also fuck this album for having a complete lack of audible bass whilst opting to have a dogshit paper thin guitar tone.

>>74453295
theyre kinda boring
w2c crusty death that doesn't bore the shit out of me

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>yeah, I'm into metal
>Judas Priest, Running Wild, Morbid Angel, the list goes on...

>>74453296
all with being in the shadow of Alf and Red in the Sky

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It's like they're allergic to trying to write something good. Every riff they write needs to be as cluttered and frantic as can be with no regard to tone or direction.
Off the bat this is just another death metal album in name only, it has the growls, it has the distortion, and it has the hyper fast drumming, but everything is assembled so mechanically together, topped off with such digital cleanness and shiny pristine, like it wants to seem heavy but is so ashamed to be a part of the scene. There's no passion here, it's like some snobby music professors tried their hands at making "intelligent" death metal, they wrote a checklist for what they thought would be necessary to count as death metal and then filled it with needless complexity for that "intelligent" aspect. Riffs vary between being fast and intricate slurries of notes to being basic, but still fast, death metal chugs you've heard a million times over, everything wrapped up in a brick walled to fuck production where bass is only audible when the band wants to remind you that they do indeed have a bassist. Songs are long, aimless, and twist and turn without any bit of focus. Riff (and I use that term quite loosely here) leading into riff leading into solo leading into riff comprises the song writing ideas here, with some occasional orchestral samples thrown in to make this album seem grander than it is. It's a nauseating and headache inducing experience, while not as annoying as Brain Drill or Monumental Torment, it's equally as flashy and unnecessary. Completely irredeemable garbage with not one decent moment in its duration.

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>>74453398

>>74453274
Lol this is my pothead friend

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>yeah, I'm into metal
>X-Japan, Galneryus, loudness, he list could go on...

>>74453459
Evan?

People that get into metal through Mastodon are just going to end up listening to other shitty pseudo-sludge pop bands, "post"-metal, and trendy atmoshit. The kind of people who feel compelled to make it a point that they certainly aren't "metalheads" (because that's lame) but can appreciate "heavy" music, displaying their "open-mindedness", even if the 10-15 bands they're touting are just socially acceptable indie bands with a metal veneer.

>>74453398
Listening to it now, sounds like ADHD in music form.

>>74453475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKCPOQL98c
Best song.

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>3 reviews (avg. 1%)
tippity top kek

Is gorod the only modern technical dm that isn't shit?

>>74453483
Wrong guy lad

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>Yeah I'm into metal
>Venom, Chapel, Omega, Hellsword, Wifebeater, Flagelador, Midnight, the list goes on

>>74453529
why does he look like he'd be a member of Orgy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NczLNctogZk

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>yeah, I'm into metal
>Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Twisted Sister, the list goes on

>>74453590
He doesn't. He's actually pretty.

>>74453546
I don't see why someone who'd like Gorod wouldn't like bands like Archspire, Spawn Of Possession, Decrepit Birth, Inanimate Existence and so on.

what kind of metal do qt girls (boys) listen to?

>>74453296
It's still a great album and you could argue against literally any album on earth if you know how to use words. Also nice pasta.

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>Yeah I'm into metal.
>the list goes on.

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>yeah I'm into metal
>Whitechapel, Volumes, Lorna Shore, the list goes on
Every fucking time, they also usually like Deafheaven but no other black metal bands (not even other blackgaze ones).

>>74453656
Gorenoise

>>74453529
<3 <3 <3 Kevin my dream bf <3 <3 <3

>>74453532
Watch as it becomes a "forgotten/hidden gem" and gets a cult following of rhetoric apologists in about five years.

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>>74453656
toptier Visual kei power metal

laura k dale tier metal-core

>>74453635
Gorod is easier to follow and is overall more melodic.

>>74453656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-rIHFbOSDQ

>>74453546
>gorod
>more like discount Martyr
>Necrophagist's Warhammer

>>74453711
So it's the least death metal of all the "modern" tech death bands, and that's why you like it

is 80s shred the metal redpill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kygRtshJJkg

>>74453753
osdm is more melodic than modern tech death.

>>74453760
En Inglés por favor

>>74453789
>I don't know what "melodic" means, but I'm going to use it to subvert the classics in an attempt to force some "cred" into this shit band that I like

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>>74452970
some say he is still out there, thrashing posers Real Texas Style

>>74453820
I don't really give much of a shit about gorod or death metal in general.
Sorry for treading in your shit subgenre.

>>74446049
Symbolic is probably my 3rd favorite album ever made

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Don't forget to thank Hulk "Hulk the Hulk-ster Hogan" Hogan for this blessed day.

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>"Yeah I'm into metal"
>"You want to know what bands I like? I don't want to go overboard because I appreciate all styles of metal but I love classic death metal bands like Autopsy, Convulse, and Pestilence. Thrash bands like Whiplash, Vulcano, and Razor are among my favorites, ooh Vendetta and Morbid Saint too. God, I love lots of traditional metal like Judas Priest, Satan, and Running Wild amongst more hidden gems like Fifth Angel, Axewitch, and Mendes Prey. And you can't go wrong with modern takes on the genre like Clenched Fist, Sumerlands, and Axevyper. Oh and how can we skip over black metal? Of course I love Bathory and Venom. Horna, Immortal, Nastrond, and Pest are great too. Doom doesn't get much love but Scald, Solitude Aeternus, Mercy, and Doomsword are among my favorites, and Ningen-Isu rock from Japan. I've been going on too much haven't I anon? Well thanks for taking me home, I had a really good time on our date. I rarely meet a guy who loves metal the same way I do, I can't wait to see you again."
*kisses you on the cheek*

>>74446049
It's not us it's just you and your garbage taste.

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post black metal

>>74453888
what is she looking at

>>74453921
SHE THICC

>>74453857
>I've been had! I better make an elegant exit!
>N-NO, U ;_;

>>74446049
>Ultra-Violence
When did we shit on that album? I left for a few months but last I remembered it was generally agreed that Ultra-Violence was Death Angel's best and one of thrash's riffiest albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AooZ9L6L1KU

>>74453930
this dick

>>74453939
Based /v/text bro.

>>74453921
patrician taste my chocolate colored friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt09rpmh8mg

>>74453921
me on the left

>>74453921
Isn't that Petrruci's wife second from the right?

next thread better have black girl op

>>74453963
>quotes are a v thing

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>>74453930
>"I'm looking at who's hopefully my next boyfriend, I always wanted to date someone like you who's really into metal and not just some genre tourist that only likes what's on garbage labels like Metal Blade, Sumerian, and Nuclear Blast."

>>74454005
Who are you quoting?

>>74454023
Shh it's a /v/ thing

>>74454000

>>74454047
>>74454047
>>74454047

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>>74453921

>>74454008
>not liking early Nuclear Blast
Hope your dildo has full batteries because you ain't getting this dick

>>74453707
jeez, I love him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO0mpBQh9TM

>>74453921
>sex change twisted sister

>>74447951
That cover looked like garbage but this is actually pretty fucking good. Thanks dude.

>>74445772
Metal is for angsty teens or edgy adults