Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 14
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Cap'n Jazz is amazing live
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
Bless your heart op
>>74418109
Thanks for the bump, you fucking umbass
Have you guys noticed that P4K seems to give popular/established/legacy indie acts lower grades than they do artists from historically underrepresented minority groups: female, homosexual, transgender, black, mixed-race, etc.
In fact, P4K (or the reviewers) seem to grade on things that have nothing to with the music. For example, is the person gay, a woman, do they vote like I do, are they quote-unquote "woke"?
Even more, the last few years' selection of best new music seem to be filled with bland, uninspired records that sound like rehashed versions of albums from genres dominated by white people but made by the right pet subgroup.
A more cynical person might like to remind people daily that no white men have gotten a bnm this year (or last), but that would be an exaggeration, though not far off from the truth.
>>74418226
makes u think
>>74418201
rude
hello. my name is daniel. i am black. i attend university of illinois at urbana-champaign. i am bisexual.
does anyone know if any white men have gotten bnm this year?
>>74418777
Nice trips
White power, my friend.
>>74418201
>>74418714
>>74418815
Not me btw
>>74418815
no thanks just memeing haha
>>74418083
I stopped paying attention to Pitchfork the last couple years.
It ain't what it used to be.
>>74418226
It's full of hebrews.
>inb4 ban for wrongthink