ITT write your concert rider.

>>74417394
Is this real?
If not, hilarious

>>74417394
okay then

>2 bottles of Tapatio sauce
>2 20rd boxes of Tula 7.62x54R
>Bose Mini Soundlink speaker
>1 full set Adidas tracksuit (WHITE 3 STRIPE MOTHERFUCKER)
>The Shining on VHS
>VHS player and any CRT tv
>1 3M particulate respirator
>3 bottles of blue label Stolichnaya vodka
>Nag Champa incense (the real shit)
>1 box of Yogi Kava root tea
>1 box of white chalk
>4 red candles
>A leather bound notebook
>Sage sticks, plenty
>some assorted sheet metal
>plastic folding table
>duct tape

>thicc white bitch with big booty to devour
>sparkling water
im a simple man

>volcano
>roor 7.0 icemaster
>0.5 oz durban poison
>0.5 oz skywalker
>2 zippos
>3 ft hemp wick
>5x5 blotter acid
>80 mg dmt
>30 mg 4-ho-met
>brita filter
>electric kettle
>2 mugs
>50 bags chinese green tea
>2 boxes of strawberries
>3 grapefruits
>family size hershey special dark
>1 pound bag of almonds
>bomber jacket
>gap black skinny jeans
>adidas sambas
>converse jack purcells
>assorted band shirts
>20 pairs of socks
>macbook pro
>prophet '08
>apollo twin mkii quad
>apple earpods
>cat food
>a cat

>>74417394
Total cunts

>Bluetooth speaker
>Brookstone clit massager