>artist is even remotely accessible

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"underground" artist literally lives in a cave underground

>>74394837
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>artist has more than 30 followers on Spotify

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>artists albums can be found in the /mu/ archive

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>Abbey Road is not one of their best

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>>74394894
>artist is on Spotify

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>artist is human

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>artist has already been born

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>artist's parents have already met

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>artists uses sound waves within the human range of perception to make his music

>>74394802
ok i guess that automatically knocks out 99% of music

>>74395574

maybe your shitty pleb music

>>74394837
name one (1) example

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>>74395484
>every song in artists discography starts with a sample from friends

>>74396134
i'll suck your dick, faggot

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>song has any vocals at all

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>listens to artists

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>artist isn't just a hypothetical concept

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>artist has less than 5 followers on spotify

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>arist only has 1 follower on spotify
>his mom

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>artist requires you send him nudes pics so you can buy the album
>no digital upload available

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>you are the artist