Thoughts on Carly Rae Jepsen?

Getting paid to shill a stupid pop singer
It's obvious fuck off this board faggot
Saged

Imagine facefucking CRJ.
Imagine her gagging on your cock, saliva and precum smeared all over her face, dripping down her chin, her eyes tearing up, her lipstick and eyeliner smeared all over her face, lipstick traces on your cock.
It's a nice thing to think about.

>>74384111
This holy fuck.
This and that reverse psychology marina shill.
Fuck off already.

Top 40 music without commercial success. Basically Katy Perry for those who want to feel special because they don't don't listen to mainstream music.

I want to lick her pussy

>>74384098
I think I'd fuck her in the ass.

>>74384098
I really, really want to tonguefuck her asshole. Music is decent too.

>>74384098
Makes great pop music. Looking forward to her next album
She also has really nice thighs and i really really really want her to sit on my face

>>74384111
>>74384193

These

>>74384098

I really really really really really really like her!

The pop music version of Oscar bait. An attempt at salvaging a brand by gearing it towards the indie crowd who spun Dancing On My Own and Everything Is Embarrassing, because the general public was never going to let the Call Me Maybe chick have another hit.

>>74384098
I'd "fuck" her.

>choa
not kpop anymore

>>74384111
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>>74384541
All of these.


She's fucking terrible and no amount of ironic fake-sincerity for this dumb board will change the fact that she makes boring, uninteresting music that is no different from most other pop-artists today. It's really fucking pathetic how delusional her fans are.

>>74384840


Please, please kiss the loud end of a shotgun.

>>74384867
Not an argument

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I really like her. She may be top 40 without the success, but to me it's some of the best. Her voice is extremely delightful, and along with the catchy, punchy and simple production a lot of her songs make for fun earworm jams that I find very pleasant to go back to. It's all so warm in my opinion. I would probably still love it even if it was successful, since I think Call Me Maybe is great.

Oh, and she's got as fuck too. I'd like her to wrap her legs around me like a noose.

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>>74384667
Is this going to become a thing? Are you all the same person or...?

>>74384541
You're probably right, but I'm not complaining. It presses my buttons well.

>>74384906

An argument for you to just end it already.

>>74384962

The fact that you cited "Call Me Maybe" as an example of "earworm jams" that are "pleasant" to listen to either suggests you're a troll or have fucking garbage tastes in music.


"Call me Maybe" is a horrendous, grating track. You're so fucking full of shit. Production-wise its rebecca black tier. I'll admit its the absolute worst of her music so I wouldnt use it as an example of why she's bad but to claim it represents why she's good is pathetic and laughable.

>>74385023
Go back to your containment general.

>>74384962
>I really like her. She may be top 40 without the success, but to me it's some of the best. Her voice is extremely delightful, and along with the catchy, punchy and simple production a lot of her songs make for fun earworm jams that I find very pleasant to go back to. It's all so warm in my opinion. I would probably still love it even if it was successful, since I think Call Me Maybe is great.

That's a lot of justification when you could just be honest and say "I like her because I masturbate to her twice a day".

Raepists pls go

>>74385021
Epic

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>>74384360
>this is what constitutes music discussion on /mu/

>>74385817
and yet you're still here, says a lot about you personally huh?

>>74385133
Why does she look white?

>>74385133
choa a best

>>74384571
Anon that's not a crj meme put it back

>>74384098
>>74384962
She looks gorgeous in these pictures. ;_;

>>74384098
Dirty canadian

>>74384171
why do you post this in every CRJ thread?

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She has some lovely pits

>>74384443
I can tell.

I like her music.

>>74384098
she should use my face as a chair

>>74384541
"really" * n was a hit though

>>74384098

I want to blow a fat wad in her face, if that's what you mean

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>>74384098
I feel bad about her stomach problems desu

Who?

Run Away With Me is god-tier mainstream pop

her only flaw is that she has a pretty weak feet game

if she had nice feet she'd be perfect

>>74384098
how is her fart game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeccAtqd5K8

She is fucking cute. Not sure why, but I get the sense that she's very into anal.

>>74392313
Also, I wonder how many lonely NEETS masturbated to this video while crying. It's fucking good stuff on multiple layers, man.

>>74384098
More like Carly Bae <3

>>74384098
bretty gud

>>74384098
Emotion and Side B are iconic pop albums