What would you say to Bjork if you met her?

hi bork

"Tis I, Ricardo Lopez from beyond the grave! Ooga booga boogaaaaaa!"

tell me a bjork

>>74374069
Trinna fuck?

Can you explain to me the inner workings of a telly?

What did you mean by "I thought I could organize freedom / how Scandinavian of me"?

hi

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Harro beautiful. May I lip your stockings?

>>74374069
"What do you think about your successor, Claire Boucher?"

I met her two years ago at St. Vitus in Brooklyn, which she DJ'd. She's real tiny and had a mask on. We danced for a bit and she whispered "nice moves," and I answered "for you." She giggled, but I don't think she got it. Walked away to the bar five minutes later once I realized I was dancing with a literal grandma.

"smoke my pole, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"

>>74374208
lol

>>74374069
can i shove this spork in your cunt?

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Wanna fuck?

>>74374208
>literal grandma
what