DES

Still haven't listened to it.

I have never heard this song, and I never will.

>>74348582
FONSI
DY

>>74348621
>>74348635
>not getting curious enough to at least listen to the first few stanzas after it was blowing up

what's it like leading a boring life?

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>>74348582
MAN
LE
TO
>dy is 170cm, bonzi 172

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>>74348582
AYY
BONZI!

>>74348696
that's probably top 10% in most spic colonies

>>74348686
I haven't listened to Bad & Boujee or Mask Off either. It's entirely possible have a fun life while avoiding top 40 pop music. I don't listen to the radio, I don't watch TV, and I don't read music reviews because I don't care what reviewers think about music. I care what I think about music. You should try being an individual, anon.

>>74348744
Now this is patrician.

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epic for the win

>>74348582
>work at EDM club
>have to hear remixes of this piece of shit every. fucking. night. every. fucking. set.
A great job has turned into fucking torture

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>>74348744

>in the year 2017, /mu/ is memeing Justin Beiber

>>74348621
>>74348635
Ive heard bits and parts. its basically what you would imagine when someone says latin pop

>>74348744
what if the decision to listen TOP 40 pop music comes from a genuine decision?

>>74348836
>listening to the radio over the age of 18
>getting your musical opinions from magazines and reviewers
>spending your time watching TV instead of leaving your house
You're not serious, are you?

>>74348802
this is fucking terrible

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>it's another G, D, Em, C song episode
great

Wait this is popular in US? I didnt know what this was until a spic friend brought it up

>>74349101
You'd look cooler if you used Roman numberal progression

>>74349185
Yeah, it looks like (((the music industry))) is trying to push reggaeton to dumb down mainstream music even more

>>74349207
>he's actually trying to defend the absolute shit state of music industry

DES-PACITO nanana burrito, taco
nanana tortillas mexico
nanana na DESPACITO

wouuu despacito es el primer video mas visto del mundo tiene 3 mil millones es el video mas visto del mundo hoy7 4 de agosto de 2017tan solo necesito seis meses con tres semana para ser el video mas visto del mundooo llegando a tres mil millones

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>>74348744

>Literally just V, ii, iii, I with some bongo drums and not even a hook

I can understand Gagnam style's popularity but this is just a typical pop song

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>>74348696
>bonzi 172
no way

3 billions
I repeat, 3 BILLIONS VIEWS.

I've been saying popular music is vapid trash since I came out the fucking womb, but this song goes far beyond anything I could have ever imagined. Is the next big hit gonna be two thighs slapping together with no variation?

>>74348621
This is impossible for people who go outside. You literally hear it everywhere

>>74349513
maybe in Mexico/SA

>>74349505
>good music needs to be needlessly complicated so I can feel special about liking it

>>74349532
Music has to be mentally stimulating and emotionally touching. A simplistic song with no merits brings zero joy out of me

>>74349439
173 if you wanna get technical
still a manlet

>>74349009
instead of leaving your house and doing what? cultural illiteracy isn't anything to be proud of it, especially since socializing requires a lot if it. there's a healthy balance between the two

>>74348582
I finally heard it for the first time yesterday. I don't see how its any different than any other Latin dance pop

>>74349555
Good for you.
Majority of people, shockingly, listen to music for pleasure, not to stimulate their brains. This is why songs like Despacito are popular.

>>74348686
Listening to this song will make my life not boring?

>>74349529
Nah, I'm Dutch and heard it in Germany, England and France too

>>74349590
Why do you think something mentally stimulating is not pleasurable or that thw two do not go hand in hand? People listen to despacito because they either don't know any better or they cannot comprehend music the same way others do

>>74349590
>listen to music for pleasure, not to stimulate their brains

Maybe you should learn how the brain works.

>>74349617
People listen to Despacito because it's a damn good song, that's it. I don't care if it's "simple" or whatever. I like the sound, I like the voices, what else do you need from song? I don't seek deep meaning and allusions when listening to latino pop.

>>74349625
I admit that wasn't the best passage, but I hope you understood what I meant.

>>74349693
You like the sound because you haven't heard it thousands of times over and over or haven't realized how common it is in pop music, and you probably haven't been exposed to other more complicated types of music to compare it to.

>>74349757
forgot to clarify that by "it" I mean this
>>74349101

>>74349757
Why do you think this sound is repeated over and over again? Because it's pleasant to hear. People like it, pop singers use it, people enjoy it and ask for more. That's simple and sometimes the most simple is the best.
And I don't think "complicated" music means necessary "good". I tried different music genres but I always end up coming back to good old simple and pleasant pop.

>>74349882
At the end of the day it all comes down to personal taste, and I can be assured that yours is shit.

Most people just want to dance, have fun, sing along when they listen to music; they do not care to listen to the intricacy of the new authechre song in their spare time. Why is this so hard to understand?

>>74349906
"My taste" is similar to the majority of Earth population, otherwise songs like Despacito wouldn't be as popular, and everyone would listen to "deep and complicated" stuff like Bohemian Rhapsody or whatever you guys think "good" music is.

>>74349928
Most people just want to eat taco bell, have diarrhea, and throw up while they eat shitty premade food; they do not care to indulge in the intricacy of the culinary arts in their spare time. Why is this so hard to understand?

>>74349964
And a majority of the earth's population cant read. Enjoy being a pleb

>>74349971
>have fun, sing along
>have diarrhea, throw up
Interesting comparison. How many fedoras do you own?

thank god I don't live in a taco speaking country

>>74349964
i know that for your shitty brain what you're saying makes sense but it's a fallacy

>>74349999
None, the parties I go to have good music to have fun and sing along to

>>74349928
you're simpletons, why is it so hard to understand?

>>74349999
not even the stupidest people I know like raggaeton

I don't get it

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when will reggaeton die?

>>74349991
Enjoy being an elitist, I guess?

>>74350022
Nice argument here.

Stop being trigerred by pop, guys. No one touches your elite music, so why do you feel the need to shit on what most people enjoy?

>>74350079
when people start getting more cultured in music
so never

>>74350079
Long after you favorite meme music genre dies.

>>74350084
Because you cannot escape it unless you're a shut-in

>>74350084
>Nice argument here.
Indeed it is, because your whole point is invalid
bet you're a woman too

>>74348744
I am an individual, just not a contrarian

For the record I'm not even a huge fan of the song, it's decent though and I can see why it's popular. I just don't see how you wouldn't at least get curious about something that is getting popular and look into it a bit to see what the fuss is about, whether it be a song, meme spinners, or whatever else.

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who /a/ here

>>74350115
And by shitting on it you will make it cease to exist?
[spoiler]And being a shut-in won't help much,
since my whole neighborhood listens to it full blast almost every night and I can hear it even through closed windows. Maybe even if you live in a basement or something[/spoiler]

>>74350134
i assure if you look at the countries that listen most to this song are the countries with worst education system
sadly mine is one of them
so when people get hyped about the latest shitty fad i don't need to check it out to know it's trash
same shit happened with pokemon go and it's dead now

>>74350200
yeah I didn't play pokemon go either but when it started getting huge I read a bit about it to see what it was about

when it comes to a song it takes even less time and effort as you can consume the entire experience in just a few minutes and if it you find it particularly distasteful you can easily stop

>>74350200
Educational system of country affects music tastes of population now?

>>74350234
nah
i've heard about the song, but never heard it
reggaeton has been a thing here since i was 11yo and i'm 26 now, it's a shitty genre with nothing enjoyable in it
>>74350260
yes

Isn't Despacito this decades Gasolina?

>>74350289
Do they teach you which songs you must enjoy and which you shouldn't? Sounds a bit totalitarian.

>>74350333
Yes, except it's now overhyped by every European/American normie and the memes of Despacito aren't as funny as the ones we got from Gasolina

>>74350352
i don't understand what you mean
more culture leads to better taste, that's my point

>>74350079
You gringos are lucky you're getting ear raped by reggaeton just now, we spic countries have been dealing with that shit for almost two decades.

never watched it, never listened to it
AMA

>>74348744
much respect for you my son

>>74349252
This is the biggest and most important accomplishment of the Spanish culture and Spanish language in its whole history. It's also Spain's most important accomplishment as a nation, surpassing Real Madrid and Barcelona FC.

>>74350720
>Spain's most important accomplishment as a nation
Aren't the singers Puerto Ricans?

>>74350751
It's the same thing.

Spain is also responsible for spawning them.

>>74351087
Does everything USA do counts as Great Britain's accomplishment then?

>>74348825
Just thank God for not having to listen to 30 or 40 songs a day that sound the same, in a ten-year period.

That's life in Latin America.

>>74351141
Yes

>>74348582
we need the wall

>>74348621
>>74348635
it's p great

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>>74348582
I told you.

>>74350579
how many years of celibacy will 2018 be

>>74351141
Considering that the USA is just a watered down version of Great Britain with more terrorism, violence and obesity, yes.

Ive had this on repeat since Monday

>>74348621
>>74348635
>>74349513
>>74349608
Nigga, I live in Serbia and I go outside every single day, I'm yet to hear the fucking song.

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>>74351605
>I live in Serbia
>Nigga

>>74351605
>I live in Serbia

go huff some ethanol, Pavel, adults are talking

>>74348744
Bad & Boujee and Mask Off are both great though

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>>74351605
>Nigga, I live in Serbia

>>74349513
I don't go outside

>>74348744
you should try listening to it.

you might like it and have fun. the chick in the music video is hot.

>>74348621
>>74348635
you fucks are so lucky. I was forced to listen to that shit in work on the radio constantly. Count your blessings.

Love this song. Ive contributed to like one million youtube views

>>74348582

DESPACITO

What did they mean by this?

>>74348621
>>74348635
des


pa


cito

Not only have I not heard this song, I had never even heard of it until this thread.

>>74349964
This is actually quality bait, well played!

(9/10)

>>74348635
Are you afraid you're going to like it?

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>>74348582
>Puerto Rico

B-BASURA

>>74354886
WEEEEEEPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How did this song blow up like this?

It just sounds like generic reggaeton club banger #47

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>the simpler a song is the more popular it will be
I hope this turns out more and more radical. Monophonic Gregorian chants will dominate the Top 40 Billboards, mark my words.

>>74351920
it's the remove kebab guy

>>74349513
I live in a big city and am outside daily (work etc.) and have never even heard of it 'til just now.

>>74348635
>>74348621
Spot the virgin

>>74350333
a ella le gusta la gasolina?

>>74355770
DAME MAS GASOLINA

When people say a genre sounds the same it's literally the case for reggaeton. I thought despacito was already another song I heard years ago

>>74348621
>>74348635
Same here, boys. I'm surprised I haven't at least heard a snippet of it.

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>>74348744
>mfw people are unironically posting le tip le fedora meme because this guy doesnt enjoy justin beiber
you've outdone yourself /mu/

>>74348635
imagine going outside of your neet cave this infrequently

>>74348744
Le enlightened freethinking individual

>>74356010
If this is what the world has become I'd rather stay inside

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>>74351605
Good thing you pointed that out anon. It was really relevant that you mention that. Everyone must know that you're serbian.
>nigga ;)

Has /mu/ become a Chad board?

>>74348744
>Bad & Bougee
It's alright. Not groundbreaking but worth a quick listen. Just try 0:15-0:45 to hear the chorus and understand all of the "randrop, drop top" shit. Also, you can jump to 3:45 if you want to hear one of the memeiest rap verses in history
https://youtu.be/S-sJp1FfG7Q

>Mask Off
The production makes the whole song so you can skip this one if the sound doesn't immediately grab you, although there is one moment from 3:10-3:20 that sounds wonderful in its context
https://youtu.be/xvZqHgFz51I

This song is so generic that I keep mistaking it for Bailando

>>74348582
that new Tyler song already had that many views?

>>74357062
Kek

>>74348825
Lemme guess? You work at some shit place where guys like marshmello come?

>>74351288

I swear to Christ, all my black/Latin friends have the same fucking taste in music.

[spoiler]SUAVEMENTE

>>74348621
>>74348635
literally how?

I've never put it on a listened to it myself, but I have heard the complete song simply from shopping.

I swear if I go out I hear this song playing in at least 5 establishments.

>>74351605
>expecting to hear any song just randomly playing in Serbian wilderness

I think I found the problem anon

>>74348582
I hate Hispanics.

Wow I can't believe how fast these music videos get views.

>>74348744
>t. popular hip-hop is the same as top 40 pop music
>>74349006
>>74353175

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A challenger appears

Maybe it's just because I'm spending my summer travelling through South America but I've been hearing this song more and more.

>tfw danced to this song with a qt Colombian girl in a club in Medellin

>>74349964
>Bohemian Rhapsody
>either good or complicated
That statement just shows how much of a pleb you are

>>74350012
It's literally played all over the world

t. European who actually goes outside

>>74357548
All reggaeton "songs" sound exactly (or almost exactly) the same, for that reason, being obliged to listen to it for years is what nightmares are made of. Not to mention the "lyrics", they range from dumb shit some reggaetonero prick came up with in 5 minutes, to apologies for rape, violence, drugs and adultery.

>>74359230
That shit is an insult to the intellect, no wonder why it's popularity hasn't diminished in Latin America in over a decade.

>>74351605
Dovla dosta je bilo sa rasizmom.

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I unironically legitimately don't get it

this is the first time I've ever felt drastically out of touch. it just sounds like incredibly generic latino pop

>>74348744
>being this contrarian

>>74351605
>I live in Serbia
since when are turks allowed on /mu/?

>>74348686
>>74354632
>>74355747
>>74356010
the fuck happened to this board

>>74349571
>listening to Justin Beiber makes you "cultured"
No thanks.

>>74359735
>lack of moderation/quality control
>"ironic" shitposting
>underage kids
>black people
>memes
Most of /mu/ are normie high school kids who only listen to rap and pop, and think normie shit like Radiohead is avant-garde.

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>>74350563
>mfw highschool in spain

>>74351605
>I live in Serbia
im sorry

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>>74357936
>look up Billboard's current Top 40 songs
>Kendrick Lamar
>Future
>Post-Malone
>Lil Uzi Vert
>21 Savage
>Childish Gambino
>Quavo
Congrats. You listen to Top 40 music. I bet you think you're an individual. Your taste is so unique. You're totally not like everybody else in the country :^)

>>74348744
most euphoric post ITT

>>74357936
How can you argue with facts? Both of the songs that guy mentioned ("Bad & Boujee" and "Mask Off") both LITERALLY reached the Top 40 songs on the country. Hip-Hop is pop music.

>>74348802
>LUSTIG COMICS
>OFFIZIELL

god have mercy on our souls

you have 2 and a half seconds to reply to this post or else you will wake up tomorrow as a puerto rican

>>74360043
please god no

>>74360043
thankfully i live slowly so my second is like, uhh, 10 seconds

what is this bodyslamming in the video
who the fuck dances like that

>>74356423
MASK ON FUCK IT MASK OFF

/mu/ i've studied music my whole life because my dad did and his dad did, played piano, guitar, clarinet since 6 avoided this music all my life because it was "trash" but since ive gone to college and invited to parties I love this shit

Fucking normies listening to normie shit. Color me surprised.

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>>74351605
>I live in serbia
Niko, chill the fuck out and go remove kebab

>>74358717
I think it was said derisively.

>>74348621
>>74348635

Same

>>74350333

At least Gasolina was a fun track. Despacito is just lame sappy latin pop.

>>74355747
I hope this is ironic

>>74359834
>european here
Spain is not the same as Mexico, nothing to do with that shit

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I honestly hate the whole wave of trap and hip hop that got popular over the last couple years, and am completely fine if this becomes the latest pop trend

>>74359639
I dont think its anything special I think it just got lucky and somehow caught on.

>>74361299
Funny, here in the third world this crap has been the trend over the last several years, and trap is just now starting to become popular

>>74361141
you've clearly never been to Mallorca

>>74348582
Sometimes I wonder if music labels just pay for views just so they can use the stats as promotion

I was fucking sure Justin said "got some kino, lets turn it on" or something along those lines until i looked up the lyrics

>>74361684
Maybe but I can't imagine they would pay to even have a quarter of those views. More money is pumped into advertising so they can get organic viewership.

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>>74348836
>>74349264
>>74356048
>>74359938

> YES, goy! If you don't listen to our contrived, manufactured (((top 40))), then you're a neckbeard basement-dwelling virgin autist that almost undoubtedly also lurks /pol/!
> Remember to buy tickets to go see Beyonce too! Otherwise, people will think you're WEIRD and we can't have that, now can we?

>>74363500
kys

>>74363500
Off you go back to your quarantined board.

I feel bad for psy to be honest, this sounds like generic latin pop and im terrible at dancing to reggeaton at clubs, which is all they play now adays (whilst I was on vacation in greece in a club full of italians) in my home country the netherlands theyll probably play some more harsher music