Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 11
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Cap'n Jazz is amazing live
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
p4k shill I would kill you if I had the opportunity
this never gets mentioned here: of the 30 bnm's p4k has given this year, none have gone to white men. think about that for a second.
>>74335781
love you, too
>>74335904
Alex G is white trash af
Fleet Foxes are the epitome of white hipsters
Arca n Perfume Genius are gay but still white
GAS is an old white man
Mount Eerie is a sad white man
the list could go on
>>74335904
>no bnm to muh white man :(:(
>brian eno reissues named bnm today
>crack up named bnm in june
get out of this thread troll
could will look like an even bigger faggot? he looks like my azn college gf.
>>74335904
forced meme
>>74336256
forced diversity
>>74336244
id still fuck him.
>>74336265
homosexuality is a meme. grow up.
Booty tape 10.0
>>74336265
Go to bed Trevor
>>74336244
he just growing out his hair eally being himself and hey god less the kid for it happy to see im being himself :0
>>74335959
shill, given the opportunity I would unequivocally bash your skull in till its contents were splayed across the pavement
>>74336485
you need to stop drinking.
broken social scene
fleet foxes
slowdive
mt eerie
that it's. that's the list of actually white straight white men who have gotten bnm's. if you're not unsetttled by this you are part of the problem.
>>74336558
wow...
So are they just never going to review the new Manchester Orchestra or what
>>74336582
too beta too white too fat too pleb to review. they included him in the albums-you-need-to-listen-to-for-the-week list
>>74336558
did you just assume their gender AND sexuality?
>>74336606
It's a damn good album.
>>74336611
why did you get all your posts deleted two nights ago, dumb frog poster?
>>74336558
Voigt's gay?
>>74336625
>le detective strikes again
your shtick is getting old, anon
>>74336651
music that a computer makes for you doesn't count as music.
>>74336654
i didn't report you btw. just noticed all your posts had been deleted. i'm on your side friendo
>>74336024
Arca is from Venezuela
I wasn't here the other night so I don't know if this was discussed but who in the fuck actually writes and talks like this:
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/brian-eno-here-come-the-warm-jets-taking-tiger-mountain-by-strategy-before-and-after-science/
>God, what a mind. What a songwriter, what a singer, what a producer, what a musician Brian Eno was in the days when he was habitually calling himself a “non-musician.”
>Eno is one of the smartest artists who’s ever made a pop recording. His is the kind of smartness that can trip itself up through overthinking, or make for art whose interest is mainly formal. But he dodged that bullet thanks to his other great obsession, which is giving up his conscious mind’s control.
>>74337179
lol, is that actually from that? that doesn't sound anything like what they normally post. it's such an improper way of writing.
liam gallagher lmao