What's your tinder anthem?

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>>74316760

>>74316760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

I deleted my tinder because it turned me into a full blown misogynist but it was mind mischief by tame impala

violent femmes

Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes

party rock anthem

>>74316802
iktfb. after a while every girl looks the same and they all say the exact same things and the hivemind becomes apparent

Rock N Rolls McDonalds

>>74316868
sexually desperate people revert to a primal version of humanity that's pretty unsettling.

Ananga-Ranga
>I only have an account to convince my friends I'm still looking and not actively planning to kms

>>74316802
>>74316868
if i see the phrase "down for an adventure" again i might kill someone

>>74316911
what did he mean by this

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Janelle Monae - Primetime feat. Miguel

No responses so far, but I'm sure some hipster qt out there will take the bait eventually

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>>74316942
>buy me pizza and ill love you forever
>let's watch the office
>420 friendly
>love tattoos and beards
>swiped right for your dog
>no hook ups!!

Ocean Man.

Really.

BITCH GOT A PENIS

I don't have a tinder because I am socially inept and alone

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Plebs, girls don't really care about got anthem or bio.

burial - archangel

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>>74317120
>no hook ups!!
>90% of the time the first date ends with a hand job

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>>74316802
>tame impala
>Spotify
>tinder

I don't think this place is for me anymore

>>74317168
Fuck I can't type, "got" should be your.

>>74317166
but that's why people have tinder

Everyday I'm Shufflin' by The Party Rockers

>>74317179
You don't need Spotify to have a tinder anthem

>>74317175
>not painal

step up son

>>74317208
but I don't want to not be alone because I'm socially inept and I do not trust myself to be in a relationship

AM I RIGHT!?

>>74317246
How do you fix that. All of my relationships were ruined by me and there's no way I'll be in a healthy relationship

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How do we fix women?

>>74317286
No one cares this is a music forum

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>>74317310
We don't
>>74317317
You cared enough to respond to my post

how do i set up a profile that makes thots want to swipe right /mu/

>>74317361
Noise

>>74317361
Be attractive anon, that's it

>>74317355
>girl

>>74317361

1. get arms like this: >>74317355

2. prominently nike branded workout tank

>>74317361
just bee yourself :^)

also Mac Demarco

>>74317361
if you're not super attractive, you have to be funny. put like 2 or three pics of you and some sort of funny picture involving an animal and then some quirky gay bio

>>74316760
lil yachty - one night

>>74317175
>you know anon, i dont typically do this
>proceeds to fuck me 3 times in one week after fucking me after smoking a blunt

lol women

>>74317355
I dont think thats a girl

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if you have a memeiest anthem I'm up for suggestions

lol i set it as a tangerine dream track

>>74317361
Be attractive

(Most important part by the way)

Lift

Keep your description to absolute minimum, be straightforward and concise

Don't do gay shit like include songs, excess jewellery, or try to be quirky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNtFF07Nj8

>>74316760
>tinder
Sorry I don't use app for normalfags and sluts

>>74319581
>normalfags
He says, while browsing 4chan in 2017

>>74316868
This applies to people in general. Don't get too worked up over it.

>>74319468
i pray to god this isn't you anon

>>74319654
nah, it's a normalfag friend trying to make the worst tinder account possible
he put "look at me" as the anthem, but it wasn't nearly memey enough

It's strangers by CSH

my biggest mistake was going to tinder looking for a long lasting relationship

>>74319694
"body like a back road" is by far the most used anthem by basic thots worldwide so i'd recommend that

Be Forwarned - Pentagram, I also have a photo of me with a stag I shot. Still get matches like crazy, women are dumb.

>>74317179
>not knowing Tame Impala was /mu/core 4 years ago

Get the FUCK out

>>74316802
so you outright blind yourself to the evidence sof your senses and firsthand experience ("women suck") in order to follow ideology ("women are cool")?

>>74319550
That's only if you want to attract bad thots
Gonorrhea thots

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>over 120 matches
>they're all >100 km

>>74319888
Sounds like just the right amount of mortal danger to attract goth chicks.

>>74319929
You mean good looking girls? You can pretend its not true all you want if you want to keep deluding yourself but that's what it takes

>>74316881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arcgpdi9TNY
Guaranteed punani.

>>74319987
Nah, you get more luck as an ottermode cardiofag

The only girls who care about your music taste are the ones who listen to Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, etc. So just use something like that.

No one cares about your obscure music, they don't know it and they won't listen to it.

>>74319987
I just imagined fake hood strippers with gonorrhea would be attracted to that sort of thing.
You might consider them good looking I guess.
Sexual conquest is a fruitless endeavor.

>>74320097
So are relationships you retard

See You Again off of Flower Boy because i want thots

>>74320104
This is often the case, and there's no problem with fruitless endeavors as long as it's not the center of your life.
Don't interpret everything as an attack.

La Villa Strangiato by Rush. Gets me all the chicks, I promise.

>>74319550
>he fell for the lifting meme

>>74320806
t. Skinnyfat noodle arms numale

>>74319927
women are shit but their holes are not

>>74320936
alright bud show us your tinder matches :)