>heard friends' voices outside my college door
>got really scared that they were going to drag me out to the event tonight
>close runescape, hide confectionary, turn off light
>they're talking to one of the cool guys on my floor
>realise they were never even going to knock on my door
>realise I'm a narcissistic loser with no friends
music for this feel?
ween
:(
>>74300936
All the things to do in college and you're playing runescape.
YouTube alpha m.
Watch his videos
Get your shit together
>>74301216
dont do what this man says, that man will turn into into a raging homo
>>74301227
Taking advice =/= emulate the person who gives advice's personality
OP if you find alpha m.'s salesman charisma annoying than YouTube stephen erdman.
Good luck buddy
>>74301216
>>74301263
thanks man
watching them now
fuck it I'm going to become a PUA