Lavren vread

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MY BABY

here's a mega of thousands of yummy lavren pics https://mega.nz/#F!ddEGRDxA!JeUPV8-t7Yv55RsZr6IZng

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good thread

>>74262797
such a cute boy

what does lavren smell like, bros?

>>74262824
she sadly doesn't have a dicc

>>74262767
B R A N D O N
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>>74262859
literally who

>>74262863
Her would be bf but she got with justin long b man just didn't get his shit together look in to it on the archive

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name one single good song by CHVRCHES

>>74262916
Thier whole first album, the b sides and re mixes from it, parts if every open eye

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>>74262826
Just the thought of this made me kind of horny

Do I need help, /mu/tants?

>>74262951
Probably like girly flowery smell

>>74262951
Don't worry anon, it's natural to be turned on by the smell of a woman

>>74262893
this bitch said his name in her sleep and her ex heard it lol

>>74263000
Trips don't lie y'all

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*huff*

>>74263000
Wonder what she was dreaming about?

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hehe

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>>74262767
Why does a huge bitch have to be so cute x/

>>74263439
Nice lad is this new

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>>74263734
Who the fuck lied to you? She's a nice person.

>>74263734
We made her into a bitch

>>74263599
;D

>>74263754
Well she hates her fans espically her male fans

>>74263773
Source?

>>74263773
how is that a bad thing
i want lavren to abuse and to tell me how much of a piece of male shit i am

>>74263805
Brandon plz

>>74263000
Hahah what?

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>ywn tickle her feet
>ywn do lewd things while she's asleep

>>74263815
Yeah it was mentioned in a thread along with some other stuff

>>74263773
no

I love Brandon and want him to be my lovely karate kid bf

Do you think Lauren lurks in these threads?

>>74264039
yes when she drinks

>>74264043
Nice. I wonder if she's a heavy drinker. That would be cool.

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>>74264081
she is scottish, so figure

>>74264089
Oh right I forgot. Yes very nice indeed.

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i want to eat delicious food made by lavren

>>74264043
>>74264081
Her and Brandon drink like fish

>>74264021
Let him get the weight off first. I jus don't want to even imagine that Lauren

>>74264043
Probably just to keep tabs on Brandon She's infatuated with that dude

>>74264284
Kindred sprits they are

>>74264311
Well weve been waiting

always feeling like a pedo when looking at her pics.
But she is older than me.

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BB

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>>74262826
justin long's cologne

>>74265635
delete this

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>>74262826
Like Johnson's baby oil gel with aloe vera.

>>74265635
>that 5head
dropped

>>74265750
lavender and sandalwood bitch ass nigga

>>74265750
she looks particularly smug here

chvrches dont have a single good song

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>>74266041
fuck you bitch

I want to snuggle and kiss justin long

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how do you respond?

Lauren should quit churches and start a proper solo career. Drop the dead weight.

>>74266075
The Queen is among us... All hail our Queen!

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>>74266075
Seek help

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>>74264089
She seems to love exposing her stomach, not that I'm complaining. How come so few female musicians seem to resist bearing that area though? I mean its quite a lewd place when you think about it. Can you imagine just brushing your hand across her small frame and feeling her belly? She'd probably start giggling and quivering at the feel of it, I bet she'd squeal and cover her belly the second you get near her navel. Its as if her pasty arms are not enough to lull you in, I bet Lain habitually dreams of leading a trail of kisses from her elbow up to her neck though knows he'd probably receive the back-hand of the decade. What is with that triangle also? Is it a symbol of her musical ineptness (given the fact that she seldom seems to play any instruments). I digress, though I'd love to tower over her and accidentally squeeze the daylights out of her.

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>you will never pinch lavren's cheeks
>you will never go see a movie with lavren
>you will never fall asleep on lavren's lap

>>74266121
thanks for the 16 (you)s

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>>74266014
she's even smuggier here

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501524594060.webm

>>74266418
What smug pepe face thats

>>74266418
hnnnngggg i need more smug lavrens

>>74265167
Isn't that from Brandon's phone

>>74266489
how about these lavrens? she has very versatile facial expressions http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501525215921.webm

>>74266607
lel lavren is clearly the alpha in that band

>>74266549
That Times gone dude he had his chances for two years he and no one else will ever get that chance again ya know because she's fucking justin

>>74266710
Damn son

>>74264254
That would be nice espically in that polkadot dress

>>74266710
Yeah we get it Brandon fucked up

>>74267183
How do we know any of that's real its been a rumor for years

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>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and full of ennui; "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting on the rainy streets; taking a moment to look at your watch, it's 6:07 pm, so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to your corner chip shop, the Ocean Fish Bars. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru, you go out, you keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home and you'll unlock the door and your qt Lavren gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her, she's noticing you got some takeaway she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that. she's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her class. you have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes and doing shit jokes about #bants and cheeky nandos. after that you dim the lights, put on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by a and old hippie, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at eachother, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself.

>>74267214
And still no ones has anything to say about it

>>74267361
We don't know, there's apparently some things that are real and not. The only confirmed thing was her outburst

>>74263000
still makes me laugh i would have shoved her out of the bed

>>74265750
>wearing make up in the shower

>>74267531
Has to look good for b man but he'd appreciate her for her natural beauty and all that

Shipping Brandon and Lauren this shits worse that Tumblr

>>74267705
Problem

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>>74262916
>We post Chvrches threads for the music...

>>74263754
Cleave...can't say I've seen that before

>>74267878
We ran discussion about their music into the ground. Theres bit much to talk about with two albums of material. That whys wed just rather meme and be silly in these threads and talk about Brandon.

HE FUCKED UP LADS

>>74267971
The thing about her crying backstage over Brandon and 7kt is weird and the thing about her asking people in the Brooklyn moped scene about him too

>>74268219
What's a goid word to describe Brandon?

>>74268358
>Brandon
Broken

>>74268358
fat

>>74268422
>>74268358
Someone who wasted the best years of his life leaning on his problems, gave up on his goals and dreams and did little to better himself due to his serious issues with anxiety and depression .Probably going to work shotty 9-5s for the rest of his life wondering why he let himself and time pass by always wondering what could have been and who he could have been

>>74268736
Oh and blew his chance with the girl of his dreams that was loosely watching him, never to ever get that chance again

>>74268814
there was no chance even Brandon said that

>>74268902
Theres some truth to it

>>74268736
yall can be so brutal

>>74269098
Is the anon wrong

>come home from work
>aww yeah Lavren thread
Oh.
>>74268736
Fuck

>>74268736
damn

>>74268902
>>74268902
Yeah I did say that.
>>74269098
It's not brutal when everything he said was fact.

>>74270442
get your shit together

>>74271064
I'm legitimately trying now.
I hope it works out.

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LAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNn

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>>74271686
It'll work out if you make it work out ily bubba love

Brandon please penetrate my dojo with your meaty blade

Brandon how much money for you to lie naked on top of me?

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>>74272407
Calm down Lauren.

>>74271686
go to tae kwan do again
lose your beer gut

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>>74270442
I know nothing about Chvrches or this Brandon trip dude, can I get a quick rundown?

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>>74266607
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501525215921.webm

She's almost animalistic here. Like all those qt furries from old Disney. I wonder if that's where she picked her art of charming.

>>74272557
Brandon is a goober

>>74272658
Ok not that quick. What exactly did he do?

>>74272444
I did taekwondo as a kid and was a yellow belt, I was doing Muay Thai, kali, and some grappling before I left that school I was going to. I want to get back into it but right now I'm focusing on work and might be getting an apartment soon. Mopeds, bikes, and martial arts comes after that.

>>74272557
lurk more faggit

>>74272674
he's a goofy goober.

>>74272716
How though, people allude to this event in vague terms but everyone already knows about it so no one feels the need to spell it out
I know Brandon is some fat guy who loves the lead singer of Chvrches and did something bad to her, that's it

>>74272693
Forgot to put weight loss in there to

>>74272744
I didn't do anything to her. All I did was send three tweets telling her that she didn't need to read this forum, not to take anything seriously here, and to focus on her career. That was it, no harm was done to her at all.

>>74272744
Brandon tried to molest Lauren, and harassed her over twitter. She placed a restraining order against him, but Brandon still harasses her through other ways.

>>74272744
Brandon waited outside Laurens hotel one time with chocolate and flowers, professing his love for her. Then Justin Long came along and out-karatied him in a kung fu fight.

you still need to beat the fuck out of montie, brandon

>>74272800
Nope, No restraining order, and I don't harass her, and haven't.

>>74272780
>All I did was send three tweets telling her that she didn't need to read this forum
Kek that's even worse than I assumed. Why the fuck would you mention /mu/ to some singer?

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>brandon, my love, why have you forgotten about me?

>>74272838
For some stupid fucking reason I thought she was going to go after me because 7kt said she went after him.
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>>74272855
I had a stupid delusion, and I pulled myself out of it and back into reality. It never was going to happen, and never will.

>>74272905
So if I understand correctly, some other trip said that a pop singer browses /mu/, and you felt the need to preemptively defend yourself in case she started browsing lavren threads? Huh

>>74272966
No, it was that he had said that Lauren went after him and her management too. I had this stupid Idea that I was next. I can't believe I'm still talking about this years later

>>74273047
did you ever think he was fucking with people as you were with others?

>>74273099
Actually yeah I did, I was actually following her on twitter and I ended up blocked right after I sent her the tweets, she ended up unblocking me for a while then doing it again. So I have no idea what was going on.

>>74273162
so you embarrassed yourself to a girl you like via-internet? dude it sounds like you have some serious problems with heavy internet use. you could have got the weight off, got your shit together and slid in to her DM's. almost 3 years now dude let it fucking go.you got caught, you personally pissed her off

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>>74273310
Stop with the "you could have got the weight off bullshit" even at that time they were known. It was NEVER going to happen and I got caught up in some stupid meme that should have ended after the "leave a trace" trolling thing had died down.

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>>74265635
nice

>>74273391
>>74273391
I don't know why I crushed on her so hard, maybe it was because I was seeing her everyday, seeing videos things like that. I just got hung up for longer than I wanted and expected to. I got caught up in the attention. I'm a fucked up person.

>>74273571
And you're fat

>>74273591
And I'm fat, and probably always will be.
>>74268736
got it right.

>>74273610
you seem like you have a personality disorder maybe the internet has made it worse. get some help, get around real people, and experiance real things. this isn't real life Brandon.

>GETTING BLOCKED BY CELEBRITY ON TWITTER

What is wrong with you autists?

>>74273794
It was my dumbass fault, i shouldn't have even sent her anything in the first place.

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>>74273856

>>74273610
>you seem like you have a personality disorder maybe the internet has made it worse. get some help, get around real people, and experiance real things. this isn't real life Brandon.

>>74273918
this, Brandon, you did some damage to this girl 7kt too.

>>74273973
I doubt any of the claims that I did damage to her are real.

>>74274046
that's fine but you under estimate what this has done to you socially. a LOT of people know about this Brandon.

>>74273918
>>74273918
I will say this, I started using the internet heavily when I was getting bullied and socially outcasted and isolated. I just used it for a stand in for the social interaction I wasn't getting. Which led to my weight and alcohol problems. This has basically been a cry for help.

>>74274285
4chan and Lauren Mayberry aren't going to help you. You're a trainwreck dude.

>>74274285
yeah but you're a grown man now and should be past that, there's underlying issues here

>>74274285
Honestly m80 this could be a lot worse, most people end up humiliating themselves in front of friends and family, you humiliated yourself in front of 4chan and a mediocre pop musician. Youll be fine

>>74274815
but his friends and family found out about this
he even said it

>>74274285
you are /mu/'s boogie

>>74274285
if you need help you need to get it we can't and won't help you. sorry you have demons but you need to do something about them

Hinkie did nothing wrong

these threads always start out goofy and funny into really depressing

>>74272905
Well 7kt disappeared one day and literally no one can get in contact with him, so i guess your fear is understandable

>>74262790
wait what

>>74275037
Just ignore him, he's a whiny little bitch who just wants attention and to be pitied for being too lazy to do anything with his life. He's the type of person who's going to continue to destroy his future while simultaneously blaming his environment and those around him for his shitty life. He's a lost cause.

>>74275524
It's no ones fault but my own, I made the choices that put me where I am, and no ones responsible for it. I did have problems when I was younger but those things are irrelevant now. The one post saying I leaned on my issues etc hit the nail on the head. I need to stop posting here, and stop making these threads about me.

>>74275600
and get over a girl you can't have, it's fucking pathetic.

>>74275600
you're never leaving lol

>>74275600
youre a mess

>>74275711
I don't know why I keep coming back here.

>>74276216
we get it your a marketer
fuck off

>>74275600
You have the power to change your life.

>>74262767
STOP POSTING ABOUT MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and full of ennui; "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting on the rainy streets; taking a moment to look at your watch, it's 6:07 pm, so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to your corner chip shop, the Ocean Fish Bars. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru, you go out, saying cheers to Jermaine, he's a good lad even though he's missing two teeth from back in Nigeria. you keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home and you'll unlock the door and your qt Lavren gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her, she's noticing you got some takeaway she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that. she's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her class. you have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes and doing shit jokes about #bants and cheeky nandos. after that you dim the lights, put on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by a and old hippie, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at eachother, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself. suddenly she breaks the 20 minutes long silence, saying the same thing. you feel deeply in love with her, being thankful that you approached that new, 1st year, shy girl at lunch.

>>74276448
I threw my twenties away and there's no way I can get my youth back.

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>>74276693
your a fuck up
here some ass of the girl you cnt have nice leaving your trip off

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>>74276693
>brandon opens his eyes to a beeping alarm clock.
>lauren whines softly as she wraps her arm around him pulling him close.
>"Morning" lauren says tiredly, looking into his eyes with a soft smile.
>brandon kisses her and trys to get out of bed with a gentle, playful pull back from lauren.
>brandon snickers as he gets up and heads for the shower to get ready for work.
>Lauren lays in bed listening to the running water and the scent she loves so much from the soap. A tear comes from her eye because in just a couple of hours she has to leave to tour with chvrches. It'll be months before they can see each other again.
>She cuddles up to brandons shirt and falls back asleep. Waking up later to an empty hotel room, wondering if she can keep doing this as lain frantically knocks on the door telling her that they're late and might miss their flight.
>She picks up the shirt brandon left, holds it close, smells it, smiles and heads out the door.

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>>74277117
have a rare Brandon too

never heard of her. just looked this band up. not great. i actually kinda liked the music style at first, but she sounds like a totally fake voice and then the video killed my boner. just not my jam, but for real. appreciate you guys educating me on stuff i don't know.

>>74277136
he'd be cute if he'd just get the fucking weight off
wasted youth, wasted life, wasted potential.

>>74277136
Gotta admit, he looks a ton better now that the weight is off. We are all going to make it

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I hope she lives to 100

>>74279175
why?

>>74279175
wow
>>74279462
so her pussy juices get be extracted in powder form and snorted

you fucked up brandon. you can still make it but it's going to be so hard

>>74280483
I do it he'll make anything

>>74279129
That pic is like 4 years old

>>74277325
Brutal

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>>74279175
BLACKED when?

>>74281271
already, i guess

>>74280670
I thought that was new, wow

>>74281467
Gave up on his goals and dreams what the fuck why

>>74281581
He'll be fine he just stresses about stupid shit all the time

>>74282361
Being overweight adds to anxiety and depression issues due to the higher amount of estrogen look it up

>>74280483
Why would it be so hard? Yeahvhes missed out on a lot of life but how would it be hard?

>>74262790
thats disturbing

>>74284389
what is it

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What did she mean by this

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i appreciate you removing the queen monomer because you realized it rightfully belongs to our choa here

>>74284480
'no'

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>>74285839
notice it's just lavren now and not queen lavren
you already lost in your mind, accept the choa

>>74285912
choa is a nonwhite plastic doll

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>>74285940
she is east asian which means she isn't a whore and she's natural so no plastic and she does look like a cute doll

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>>74286015
>k-pop slut

>not a whore
>natural
>no plastic

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>74286064
choa isn't a slut you moron and she's one of the few idols that are completely natural

she's also got a great personality and an amazing voice and that's why i love her so much