Give me your shittiest concert experiences, /mu/.
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>went to see purity ring dj set at a club
>expect to see the dude who does all the production djing
>was just the singer chick playing the worst music ever
>left after fifteen minutes
>>74239569
>Went to some free concert festival because why not
>crappy cover band plays "crazy bitch" by buckcherry and tries to censor the song but sometimes accidentally says bitch into the mix and has an embarrassed face
I still have no idea why that even happened
>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a similar thread to this and people say no one cares if you're alone
>I turn up a couple minutes late
>As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway
>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing
>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself
>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape
>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Security comes by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy
>Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!"
>Crowd finally disperses
>Panda Bear comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again"
>All I can do is whimper yes sir
>Go to free jazz show
>Last act of the night
>Four members on stage, three strings and a drummer
>They announce that it's a true improv session
>Start awkwardly playing quietly
>Nobody in the band is coming together on anything
>Everyone stops playing
>Violinist starts playing shriekingly-high note, sustains it
>Other violinist starts nodding, plays the same note, sustained
>Sax player joins in
>Drummer pulls a piece of sheet metal and a bow out of nowhere and starts playing a horrible sound
>Everyone in audience visibly cringing
>Drummer is locking eyes with me
>My date is asking to leave
>Get up and flee the cafe
That was my last free jazz experience
>>74240378
Audibly kek'd
>someone gave me free ticket to eagles concert
>dozed off for a second during steely dan
god damn some of these dadrock bands are low energy, the eagles didn't suck as bad as i expected tho, they actually have more good songs than just those two they play on the radio, too bad it all sounds like country music, but whatever
this was today
>>74240378
why would you bother copy/pasting this? like what's the point? it's not even slightly believable and like 1.5/10 in terms of humor
The guy next to me at a Scissor Sisters concert was flailing around so aggressively that he ended up smacking me in the face..
>>74240574
It's a fucking meme you dumb ass
>>74240574
shut up and let people have a giggle, faggot.
>>74240378
ywn submissively give into panda bears demands while crying, sticky and in the fetal position
why bother living
>go see some old metal band that got back together
>detroit about 2 months back, baseball game going on just before it
>singer is a bit sluggish but seems alright, harassed over seating by drunk guys
>hour after show grab some five guys and drive back home
>find out the lead singer hung himself after the show
welp
>>74239569
>take a bunch of drugs
>head into autechre show expecting anti EP and tri repetae shit
>opening act is a boring DJ, but i'm coming up so whatever
>autechre gets on stage as i'm peaking
>harsh incoherent noise starts
>sounds like random beeps and boops redlining a shitty mixer
>missingno the itunes playlist
>people nearby are nodding their heads
>implying
>run to bathroom to escape the torture
>bathroom occupied by assholes blowing coke and talking about the "textures"
>body is melting due to the sheer volume
>escape venue
>start dry heaving from the shock while next to line of people waiting to get inside
>club sluts gasp
>all_eyez_on_me.webm.mov.mp4
>scream at them
>bouncers heading my way
>run home dodging discarded needles from local destitutes
>realize that i am too old to be doing this anymore
you betrayed me, autechre.
>>74240378
Oh, whoever wrote this deserves some kind of internet award. Some funny shit right there.
>>74240574
This.
>>74240475
>Going to a free jazz show
That is pretty embarrassing anon
>>74239569
>leaves mac demarco concert
>stayed up all night the night before
>coudn't really enjoy the show to full extent
>first time seeing mac
>walk back to car to find it's been ransacked by local thugs
>door handles all busted up, still work tho
>friends bag is gone, which was out of sight
>friend had every season of the office brand new on dvd in that bag for some reason
>queue 4 hour long disgruntled drive back to home town on little sleep
>>74239569
mine is seeing Kreayshawn live. 2 hours late and played three songs lol
https://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4
>>74241536
lucky u, i loved night work
Heems was incredibly drunk, and forgot half his words, said he would do Das Racist songs, and then didn't.
Super awkward and bad...
>>74240475
>On a date and going to a free jazz show of all places
Had a chuckle.