How do I approach a girl that likes The Beatles?

Treat her like a small child.

You don't

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>>74213985
With a bat

>>74213985
tell her John Lennon beat his wife

>>74213985
Assert that Paul was the best Beatle and if she disagrees, separate entirely.

>>74214028
This, but with George Harrison

>>74214149
Lol, that's the opposite of what I mean. I personally think George was 2nd best behind Paul, but ANYONE who thinks George was the best is an ignorant hipster.

Paul > George > John > Ringo

Ringo fans > Paul fans > John fans >>>>>>>>> George fans

>>74214008
This one's good

>>74213985
"If you like the Beatles, you might like the Beach Boys too."

>>74214429
Maybe. If you're a Beatles fan with good taste you're more inclined to like Badfinger, Big Star, and Cheap Trick.

>>74214466
>Beatles fan with good taste
Isn't that an oxymoron?

>>74214486
Only if youre a George fan

With a gun.

>>74213985
>'ello govnah!

>>74213985
>If I catch you with another MAAAAAAAN that's the end-hu, little girl.

>>74215292
this is the only way to actually achieve anything

>>74213985
You walk up to her confidently, smile, and say "Hey [her name], the fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved."

You tell her:; The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>>74215321
>>74215327
Why am I not surprised?

>hipster chick in the elevator told me she loves the smiths
what do?

>>74214347

i can get with this assertion

>>74215416
Ask her if it'd be so strange to go out on a date together.

>>74214347
this is eerily accurate

Talk to her about The Beatles at first, if she's wearing a shirt about them or is singing along to their music, and then form a friendship and then introduce her to better music.

"You should check out Pet Sounds, it influenced Sgt Peppers"

Get her around 60s rock and some Beatles solo shit, then start slowly through other decades, introducing new genres along the way.

tell her Woman Is The Nigger Of The World

>>74215416
tell her to get good taste

unless your huge and muscley try not to be that artist

Tell her to listen to something better like Pet Sounds or Song Cycle.

>>74213985
Walk up to her like john is walking in that pic

Congratulate her on having good taste and avoiding the meme traps that non-musical pseuds tend to fall for - Pet Sounds, Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, etc etc.

Tell her that you too are disenchanted with the blandly predicatble contrarianism orthodoxy of online chat spaces which all conform to the most blindingly obvious polar opposite to the accepted mainstream position, like so many conspiracy theorists shouting about chemtrails simply because "NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE CHEMTRAILS DO THEY?!?!"

Tell her that you too are a free thinker and enjoy the wit and playfulness of their more sophisticated later works, but how the innocent dance music of their early records remain the closest to your heart.

By that point she'll want you to finger bang her. Job done.

hit her

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>>74216245
holy fucking shit dude
please be bait

>>74216245
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.