Does /mu/ like ABBA?
I do now.
yeah good music and sexy women yum
>>74179661
Women are so fucking gross
Yes i like ABBA
No, but Tesco Vee from The Meatmen does.
i really like sos
>>74179661
Their body of work is fantASStic.
>>74179689
Men are more grosser tho
What percentage of ABBA's success is due to agnetha's ass?
>>74179679
H*ck no sanpai. I love Abba but for most of my life I never knew what they looked like and was very disappointed when I found out. OP does look pretty good though.
>>74181572
>was very disappointed when I found out
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>>74179661
>literal momcore
[spoiler]Ye[/spoiler]
Most consistent disco act of all time
The beginning of Gimme Gimme Gimme is GOAT
>>74181933
I've only seen their faces really and it is not great. Post more body.
>>74181948
is your mom European perchance?
cause Abba is quintessential Euromomcore afaik
>>74182019
I mean not my mom, she's latino so it's either Christian """rock""" or one of the 10 or so acceptable songs for Dominicans to listen to inexplicably stretched out into entire fucking genres.
>turning down $1,000,000,000 to tour because you don't like each other
Fuck ABBA. Everybody has their price.
>>74182081
>Fuck ABBA. Everybody has their price.
maybe their price is 10 billion
pic related is great to trip to IMO
Abba is pretty great in general
Gimme Gimme Gimme is 10/10
I hate dancing queen so much
Money Money Money is 1000/10
more like ASSA
>>74183095
I was under the impression everyone loved that song.
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>>74183095
Literally one of the most impeccably composed pieces of pop music ever made
>>74183417
delete this
>>74181998
Are you fucking blind? Agnetha was literally a 10. In all categories. 10 face, 10 hips. Fucking 70's goddess.
>>74179661
No, it fucking sucks
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/journalists/neil-mccormick/3557871/Abba-no-thank-you-for-the-music.html
article may be almost a decade old but I agree with the guy 100%
>>74183647
>10
>generic ass northern europe blonde
>>74180481
Since 90% of their fans are gay men, probably little to none.
Greatest Hits [Atlantic, 1976]
Although four of these songs have gone top twenty here, the title commemorates the band's conquest of such places as West Germany and Costa Rica, where Abba's Europop is the biggest thing since the Beazosmonds. Americans with an attraction to vacuums, late capitalism, and satellite TV adduce Phil Spector and the Brill Building Book of Hooks in Abba's defense, but the band's real tradition is the advertising jingle, and I'm sure their disinclination to sing like Negroes reassures the Europopuli. Pervasive airplay might transform what is now a nagging annoyance into an aural totem. It might also transform it into an ashtray. God bless America, we're not likely to find out which. C+
Arrival [Atlantic, 1977]
Since this is already the best-selling group in the universe, I finally have an answer when people ask me to name the Next Big Thing. What I wonder is how we can head them off at the airport. Plan A: Offer Bjorn and Benny the leads in Beatlemania (how could they resist the honor?) and replace them with John Phillips and Denny Doherty. Plan B: Appoint Bjorn head of the U.N. and Benny his pilot (or vice versa) and replace them with John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Plan C: Overexpose them in singing commercials. Plan D: Institute democratic socialism in their native land, so that their money lust will meet with the scorn of their fellow citizens. C
Greatest Hits Vol. 2 [Atlantic, 1979]
Fourteen cuts, close to an hour of polyvinyl chloride, and only two of 'em made U.S. top ten. We have met the enemy and they are them. C
>>74179661
TTUBBUTT
Recent pics of her will deflate your boner in a hurry.
>>74183823
Why is this hack still alive?
>>74183568
Nah I've heard better.
>>74183649
>Pop music has always been about style as much as content - and Abba had no style at all. The girls were not without their obvious charms, but behind them lurked Tweedledum and Tweedledee, two plump, beardy guys in dungarees. Even as a hormonal teenage boy, I figured any woman attracted to a buffoon in a romper suit deserved pity, not admiration.
lyl
>>74183647
>>74183865
:^) (^:
>>74179661
not as much as i like park choa
>>74183986
>>74183970
why u do dis
>>74184011
>>74183970
Oh well, I guess they're smart not to reunite and perform anymore. Nobody wants to see a bunch of 60 year olds wearing foil wrap.
>>74184011
Anni has actually aged better considering she's 5 years older and was the less attractive of the two to begin with.
>>74184011
Did she have plastic surgery that went horribly wrong? Kind of looks like it.
does /mu/ like ABBA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0gryiltJo0
Every time an old lady artist gets posted to /mu/ it's like the end of Logan's Run
PROTIP: that's what being old looks like
>>74184239
Yo.
>>74183993
Neck yourself
>>74184139
It is.
>>74184285
That's just too many bars of Dairy Milk
She still sounds great anyway
>>74184286
hey we're all friends here, relax
>>74183993
she dead boi
>>74184408
retired, not dead
>>74179661
Sure, they're the band to listen to when you don't want to take things seriously for a while.
>>74183823
Miserable sod.
>tfw the 70s were the last decade with a lot of MILF pop singers
I blame Cyndi Lauper and Madonna.
>>74179661
Damn I like ABBA now
>>74183970
I said BACK THEN, you fucking absolute retard.