>hey anon, put on some music
WHO DAT BOY
>>74173197
Ok
[Duran Duran]
*shits self*
LIKEEE A STOOONE
*puts on kpop*
>>74173197
I know just the track
GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OF MY DESERT
"what'd he say???"
*BOOOOOOM*
I would really like to freeze time, remove all of their panties, and take them away to stash at my home, and jerk off sniffing and wearing them.
>>74173197
okay
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMXO4kzIBKg
this'll get you laid
>>74173197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-7W9P45NiE
>>74173243
I want to sniff them after you wear them
>>74173197
getgetgetgetgotgotgotgot
>>74173197
all I can think of is the devil inside by INXS
>>74173197
CURSED TO CRAWL
U
R
S
E
D
T
O
C
R
A
W
L
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
>>74173226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZTKmzp7Ew
>>74173197
>MY SMILE IS STUCK
*plays Todd Terje*
>>74173197
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOUSE TONIGHT
>>74173197
k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-9rI58b1Vs
*plays generic party playlist*
>I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
>>74173197
FRANKIE TEARDROP
TWENTY YEAR OLD FRANKIE
DES
>>74173197
HEY LITTLE GIRL IS YOUR DADDY HOME
DID HE GO AND LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE
>>74173197
>putting on anything other than black music that everyone can dance to
It's like you actually don't want anyone to enjoy themselves
EVIL
IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN
EVIL
IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN
>>74173609
Oh look a nigger.
>>74173631
Play Billy Jean at any party and I'm sure people will dance
>>74173197
Sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZwr82vXSY
ok give me a sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnUZ5xpcKHw
Bruno Mars for these bitches.
>>74173631
>mentions not wanting people to have fun
>calls someone a nigger
How is the self-fulfilling prophecy of being a loser going? Have you already, "gone your own way" as well?
sure, enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHbCCfpUBh4
>>74173933
>if you don't like nigger music you're a loser
Nice mantra, nigger, keep repeating that and it might ease your ass-pains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzBqayDmJ8
>>74173197
Women are just men with long hair.
>>74173933
you already lost anon... it's okay
taylor swift - shake it off
lets get this pary started girls woooooooohoooooooooo
>puts on Policy of Truth by Depeche Mode
>everyone acts like I shat myself
>"turn that shit off!" in the distance
>within first minute the party hero disconnects my phone and puts Future back on
Every fucking time.
>>74173530
Good choice
>>74173764
patrician choice right here
>>74173197
*puts on New Order - True Faith while slowly stripping*
>>74173243
If you could freeze time why wouldn't you just fuck them?
n-no thanks haha *quickly leaves room*
>>74173626
my nigga
>>74174110
because womyn are groooss anon
how could you think that?????????????
>>74173197
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! TOO WHITE!!!
>>74173992
You pretty much are, yeah.
>>74173197
I'm banned from touching the music at parties. I have to ask friends to approve shit for me or I get kicked out. It's probably for the best but I guess I'd throw on some liquid d&b? It's probably the most normie stuff I consistently listen to and no one will question it if they're drunk right?
>>74174072
Depeche Mode are fucking terrible bruh, I'd do the same.
Fucking virgin /mu/tants have no idea how to read a room.
Better brace yourselves, some panties are about to hit the floor.
https://youtu.be/deKRFMjQ5sY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiTh8BQ4oVU
If a girl can't dance to p-funk they can get out of my face.
[Hail Odin intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_lwocmL9dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PVjcIO4MT4
Miles Davis - Blue In Green
GOTTA BLAST! from here to the stars
to buy candy bars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPZVxa3clT8
BRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
Sure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64
>>74175657
Watching Jimmi play is really something. Damn. How are those kids in the audience not getting the fuck down? He was slaying.
>>74173530
Preben Goes To Acapolco gets the party started and Delorean Dynamite will actually make people dance. Nice choice.
tayler schwifty
realistically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2_F-1esPk
I don't really compromise when playing music for people who don't give a shit about music, cause they don't give a shit about music. Hand me that dancy Top 40 for the past decade, I'm getting depressed tonight.
>>74173197
I'd probably put on some Clams Casino desu. It'd give them some insight into my tastes while still having a good vibe for a party and not freaking them out.
>>74173197
...Why are you all looking at me?
>>74173197
What would be the point
None of them will have tits or ass or even a genuine personality
I'll hang out with black girls thank you very much
>>74173197
Leave it to me, girls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>playing anything other than Death Grips - Beware
>>74177565
Hahaha welcome to /mu/, I presume you just started visiting a week ago?
They'll love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvhX9l-bceE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk
>>74177726
NONCE SYMPATHISER
>>74177565
U wud scare the whole parti xDDDD
>>74174102
>HOW DOES IT FEEL
>TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO
that's the one New Order I'd play, it's different but they were a great "party music" band while still holding artistic integrity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
IVE SEEN FOOTAGE
I STAY NOIDED I STAY NOIDED
>>74178248
CRAZY SHI-I-IT
CRAZY SHI-I-IT
CRAZY SHI-I-IT
CRAZY SHI-I-IT
>>74177941
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
>>74173197
*puts on Sunn O)))*
"Is this music??"
HEY LADIES WHATS COOLER THAN BEING COOL
>>74178410
Ice cold?
hunnid on my wrist eighty on my wrist hunnid on my wrist eighty on my wrist hunnid on my wrist eighty on my wrist hunnid on my wrist eighty on my wrist
D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROOOOSE
>>74178477
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
>>74173933
I hope this isn't some sort of put-down to Fleetwood Mac, and that it's just a criticism of MGTOW
>>74178568
NOW FELLAS
>>74173943
is this postironic?
>>74178669
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
>>74173567
>YOU NEED A LIFT, YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACK SEAT AND MY DICK
Sure thing
>>74173197
IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T ME
>>74173197
FRANKIE FRANKIE
FRANKIE TEARDROP
*plays "Normie Playlist" on Spotify*
>>74174367
>womyn
I am unironically triggered
>>74179384
Is this you?
>>74173197
CONFUSION
WILL BE MY EPITAPH
O-Okay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=657rUVgyA98
>>74173197
*plays lo-fi hip hop / rnb*
I can't handle all this pussy
>>74173269
Anon, are there more of these images?
oh, also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ogmgEF2bYo
>AHHHHH FRANKIE SINATRA
>>74177226
Fucking faggot. If you're going to play modern dance music play something more obscure, but still acceptable.
>>74176481
>>74177380
Good choices but too much lounge for parties, unless it's a lounge type of party. Normies gets tired quickly if there's not something happening all the time in the song.
>>74174423
i'd probably throw on liquid dnb too
late but best choice is obvious
>>74173197
They're cheerleaders from Poland, so... Grimes or any "Global Viral" playlist would fit, imo.
ill probably some chainsmokers so i can get my dick sucked
>>74173197
BITCH U GEST IT
GRAGH
GRAGH
>>74173197
Harsh noise at max volume
>>74173197
woah fucking attack of the clones in that pic
>>74173197
I GOT THEM DIAMONDS, SCRAPING, SLIDING, WASTING MY LIFE IN ALTERED STATES YEA, BACKITUP
NOW THEY ALWAYS SAY CONGRATULATIONS
>>74173197
i'd sooner whip out my dick & block the door
>at work
>"so what music do you listen to anon?"
>I respond "I hate to having a boring response, but i really listen to pretty much everything"
>"Oh yeah same, I can go from disturbed to linkin park to ed sheeran, it all about the mood i'm in"
>"heh... same"
i thought the normie meme was a joke, i never knew normies were THIS bad
>>74182870
you were the one who gave him the meme answer. He obviously realized he was talking to a pleb and upped his meme game all the way into your submission.
>>74173243
Ladies and gentlemen, Ted Bundy.
>>74182870
>a month ago in the office
>colleague sends me a Despacito parody
>"Nice one, too bad I don't know the original"
>"Hahaha for sure"
>"No, I mean seriously"
>"Come on, you're the one wearing headphones all the time and going to festivals and stuff, and everyone knows that song, stop joking"
>she walks away
>I check youtube
>2.5 billion views
>the shittest song I've heard in a while
>faith in humanity lost again
>>74173197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t4PMcVs1rY
>>74183060
CITO!
>>74173197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUOOgNzOv4
>anon it's your turn for play music
>play the true patrician track
>some ppl go to smoke
>2 gurls go to toilet
>3ppl left
>Cringe.jpg and Thom Yorke is singing
>anon u have.. interesting music taste
>you have never your turn again
>>74174447
if you think that is going to drop panties you need to drop off a cliff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUC2b-OSZ00
>>74183036
>muh faith in humanity
Go back
>puts on sufjan stevens
>drives home to sleep with my gf
when you're not in highschool anymore you stop thinking about impressing whores
Just play this and you probably won't get weird looks
PASITO PASITO SUAVE SUAVECITO
>>74173530
girl asked for party music playlist, put that on there. And she was like: that's not really party music.
Parties are for top 40, not your hipster music
>>74183703
>when you're not in highschool anymore you stop thinking about impressing whores
When you're ugly***
ftfy
>>74173509
kek
>>74183848
>when you'e ugly
feels bad to still have to care about that doesn't it anon
im bald, but i don't actually care about that because why would i have to?
>>74183868
jeeze i'm just joking don't need to regurgitate what you've learned in self confidence books.
>>74174397
oy vey!
>>74177941
keeeeeeeeeeeek
>>74173197
Just play some inoffensive indie pop.
>>74183924
either this is b8 or sincere
either way to set the record straight, i have bigger problems than being ugly.that's why it doesn' matter to me, also i already have a partner so there's that
Either Love Shack or 911/Mr. Lonely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMb3k-Wwvg
COOL VIBRATIONS
I WANNA DANCE
I WANNA DANCE
I WANNA DANCE
it's a normie party so i don't want to be there
so im going to play something that makes them kick me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZpI8sNshQ
>>74173197
*zing cha was a dong*
>>74173433
word
Would They Might Be Giants be acceptable? If not that, probably Massive Attack.
BEAMS OF FIRE SWING THROUGH MY HEAD
>>74173197
*selects EDM playlist and gets out the cocaine*
Okay. You girls think that sailors are sexy, right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzPw9BW5U0
MR WORLDWIDE
The actual solution is to play those weekly popular playlists on spotify or apple music. They will always coincide with radio top 40. Don't play a smartass with your 'eclectic' taste
>>74184617
>Don't play a smartass with your 'eclectic' taste
But I am special :(
>plays A Crow Looked At Me
>>74173197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBW1YewRgS8
Hell yeah, motherfuckers.
>>74184666
satan trips checked
>I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD
>OF WHEN I HELD YOU RIGHT THERE
>AND WATCHED YOU DIE
>>74177287
I'm with you
>>74173352
song?
>>74173197
Only if those are all traps
>>74173197
say no more
https://youtu.be/NUaKeWv83T8
>>74184308
ASS
ASS
GG Allin
Leave it to me.
>Elephant Talk.mp3
>>74184421
No, also no
>>74184802
nine inch nails - crawling in my skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZJppcbdm_c
>>74183364
is it really possible to climax that much in that time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjJ8EDMI6Bk
mehopes that isn't alcohol m'سَيِّدة
Normie'st music I probably have might be Aphex Twin or Sonic Youth. Haven't really got any 'party' music so I'd still probably be fucked.
>>74184802
you know that you can google song lyrics cec?
it's a good one pls listen to the album
>>74173202
WHO HIM IS
I'd just plug my phone in, install spotify and just look for some normie playlist, I guess. I don't think there'd be much I actually have on my SD card that would go down well. I guess Gorillaz would do OK, but that's about it.
>>74173197
*puts on Frank Ocean*
All the preppy bitches love Frank B))))))))))))))
I think we need to create a normie party essentials list just in case any of you virgins accidentally leave the house.
>MGMT - Electric Feel
>M83 - Midnight City
>Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
>R Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
>Outkast - Ms Jackson
Now go get yourselves laid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkKN2w5vBY
>>74173197
>put on The Love Below
>trimmed all the skits out beforehand
the album's a solid 7/10 and the normies will love it just for roses and ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
>>74185736
normies can barely listen to a full song at a party, let alone an album
everyones a dj these days
>>74185741
I'm not the only one pissed off to no end how normies can never, ever seem to get through a single fucking song without switching to some thing else then?
>>74185741
normies love playlists but fuck making those
>>74185753
Of course not, every sperg on this board is.
>Smash Mouth - All Star
This will get you laid 100% of the time All the time.
This song also works https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
>y-you too
>>74179919
lol, i can imagine the faces
>>74173542
its not 2010 anon
>>74173243
>he dreams of lining them all up against a wall and taking lewd pictures from every angle, then groping them in sensitive areas without them knowing before sitting them back down and unfreezing time.
>>74183770
>Driving around with coworkers late at night
>put on Digital Love
>one my my female coworkers asks if it's Owl City
Really wanted to kick her out
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZr-9I9VtLU
Ok
https://youtu.be/lhLd18Xg6x0
>>74174021
A party classic
>>74186483
a close friend played this to me recently
good stuff anon
>>74184324
goodshit
FUCK WHO'S WATCHING
FUCK WHO'S WATCHING
FUCK WHO'S WATCHING
FUCK WHO'S WATCHING
FUCK WHO'S WATCHING
DE
SPA
CITO
>>74186625
The same has happened to me.
Just put on some generic mumble rap and watch them all start twerking.
Today they shall learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg
>>74173197
GILES
COREY
BLOODY AND
GORY
"The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel..."
>>74183630
wow rude
Slippery - Migos
HUMBLE. - Kendrick
Yamborghini High - A$AP mob
Swang - Rae Sremmurd
Congratulations - Post Malone
Not that hard desu
Mayer Hawthorne - Henny & Gingerale
seems to work every time
>>74187059
Why do you type everything backwards? It's <artist> - <song> you dolt
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb2xYZSHwp4
>>74187077
actually it's <ar> - <song> - <tist>
>>74187077
No it doesn't make sense to write it like that. When you say it out loud it's more natural to say <song> by <artist> not <artist> performing <song>
>>74173197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXqlbELwpuQ&vl=en
>>74178669
Yeah?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0IE_LJA0qI
>>74173197
What she may be into?
Tame impala
>>74187211
>>74173197
Why is it that men have to kiss the women's asses :<
>>74188302
Because how else are we supposed to sell ourselves? They're the commodity
Sure
>CROWS!
>WIPE THE BLOOD FROM THE END OF YOUR CLAWS
>SAID THE VULTURE "LET'S GATHER LIKE STORMS"
>"FOR THE WARRRR, FOR THE WARRRR"
>AHHHHHHH
>>74173197
look at me - xxxtentacion
As one of the few normies on this board:
>Calvin Harris
>2 Chainz
>Migos
>Kendrick
>Kanye
>Flume
>Asap Rocky
>Young Thug
>KAYTRANADA
>Daft Punk
>Childish Gambino
>Schoolboy Q
>Drake
>Chance the Rapper
>Goldlink
>Future
>Mac Miller
>>74189084
>implying this board isnt 75% normals
>>74187829
saw the thumbnail and thought you were trying to say you'd play aqours...
>put's on Happy Party Train
O-O
L
__
This is a song about peace
>>74185596
First three suggestions are shit unless you're dating a teenager in 2010. Outkast are timeless and Ignition is fresh out the kitchen.
Choices by E -40
>YUP
>NOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>74173197
>hey anon, put on some music
>whatever /mu/ is listening to right now comes to mind
>pothole, watch out for the pothole
ok
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJJM8hluE
>>74184257
Don't beat yourself up online because of some rando, you seem fine anon
>>74173197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6366dxFf-Os
if you wanna get laid just play this shit
>>74186982
listening to this for the first time ever
>>74173197
Y'all some pussy betas if you don't understand what bitches like
If you have 0 taste in basic bitch music, put on Drake and you'll be fine. If you understand the basic bitch, you know what to do.
The car's on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel...
>>74190905
>If you understand the basic bitch, you know what to do.
21 savage?
>>74184802
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like a Hole
"Let's give the aux to anon, I wanna know what he listens to"
>why is it so long and sad lol
>where is the drop XD
>so when is he gonna start singing haha
>how many views on youtube this has?
>this is too old lol haha i dont listen to old shit
>>74175657
if youre gonna go normie with amazing solos, i'd replace "foxy lady" with "stone free (live at filmore east")
i would play ocean man and they would all think i was rlly funny lol thats would be so sick...
Lil yachty 1 night, watch bitches jump on my dick.
>>74173197
I don't think a pack of Stacies will ever entrust me to put some music during a party. Not gonna happen
>>74186185
it sounds like owl city lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52_HF06wzKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2rB1Lovn0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WyZ2GcdmCM
d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgM4QswpYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMBtm8mcUWw
>>74189557
A better
https://youtu.be/gV1Fih1Yfu0
Drake - Know Yourself
Ween - Introview
>>74173197
sure, what should I put on?
Why? I don't know these people.
>>74193600
winrar
>>74184308
I NEED YOUR LOVE CAUSE I'M ON FIRE
>>74193170
what kind of sailor moon is this shit
>>74173530
he literally lives in the same city block as me, wasn't aware he was famous here on /m/
t. norwegian
>>74194338
/mu/*
fuck
>>74194338
It's Album Time was pretty well-received, but he doesn't get a ton of discussion
>hoeish ass BITCH