Sell all your guitars and rock albums
Buy synths and drum machines
Get a DAW and start making beats
Learn to DJ
Make a soundcloud
Go clubbing in Europe
Browse /bleep/
Stop worshiping Aphex Twin, Autechre, and basic /mu/core "electronic" artists
Start listening to real club music
Learn about club culture and club music history
Stop spoonfeeding newcomers
Bookmark Resident Advisor, Discogs, /bleep/
And voila! You're no longer a /mu/ rockist.
>>74172378
that just makes you a dance music fan
>how not to be a rockist
stop thinking about everything from a rock POV ie: albums
How to be a patrician
>listen to Stockhausen
>Throw out any repetitious African dance music made digitally by nu males on a computer
Voila. You fucking nu male
>>74172520
>patrician
>nu male
jfc
>>74172378
Electronic music is pretty much the worst thing ever.
>>74172547
>jfc
Why do nu males love snark like "holy fucking shit dude"?
>>74172378
reminder you are a true patrician only if you like both dance and rock like me
>>74172561
>using nu-male unironically
has an original thought ever entered into your brain anon?
>>74172561
>coming from the retard who uses meme buzzwords unironically
>>74172558
just after rock
>>74172378
>How to be an ignorant fucking pleb: the post.
>>74172605
>>74172612
show me your testosterone levels of your argument is invalid
>>74172688
Do you realise you come across as 12 years old or is that intentional?
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>>74172711
STRUM STRUM VERSE CHORUS VERSE STRUM
>>74172378
>how to be a walking stereotype
>>74172378
>>74172378
He's sex c
great thread!
nah, just kidding, you are all fags and should check these dubs
>>74172378
oh no, a club fag on /mu/ thinks I'm a "rockist" I'm crushed I'll never recover
music is gay