All right /mu/ the time has come. Let’s write a musical.
>I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
I want to fucc
I want to fucc
anne frank
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
FAST
AND
BULBOUS
OP IS GAY
Bloop blled
CRUSHED
DE
FORNICATE
PROSTATE
Rawr x3nuzzleshow are youpounces on youyou're so warm o3onotices you have a bulgeo: someone's happy ;)nuzzles your necky wecky~murr~ heheherubbies your bulgy wolgyyou're so big :oooorubbies more on your bulgy wolgyit doesn't stop growing ·///·kisses you and lickies your neckydaddy likies (;nuzzles wuzzlesI hope daddy really likes $:wiggles butt and squirmsI want to see your big daddy meat~wiggles buttI have a little itch o3owags tailcan you please get my itch~puts paws on your chestnyea~ its a seven inch itchrubs your chestcan you help me pweasesquirmspwetty pweasesad faceI need to be punishedruns paws down your chest and bites liplike I need to be punished really good~paws on your bulge as I lick my lipsI'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milkunbuttons your pants as my eyes glowyou smell so musky :vlicks shaftmmmm~ so muskydrools all over your cockyour daddy meat I likefondlesMr. Fuzzy Balls heheputs snout on balls and inhales deeplyoh god im so hard~licks ballspunish me daddy~ nyea~squirms more and wiggles buttI love your musky goodnessbites lipplease punish melicks lipsnyea~suckles on your tipso goodlicks pre of your cocksalty goodness~eyes role back and goes balls deepmmmm~moans and suckles
Domo arigato, Mr. Gaymeru [どうもありがとうミスターロボット],
Mata au hi made [また会う日まで]
Domo arigato, Mr. Shitpostu [どうもありがとうミスターロボット],
Himitsu wo shiri tai [秘密を知りたい]
You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret)
/v/irgin or /pol/tard (secret secret I've got a secret)
With figurines made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret)
I am the modern woman (man)
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is greasy, my blood is diabetic, my brain is intel
So if you see me posting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a woman (man) who needed someone, and somewhere to post
To keep me alive, just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive
I'm not a retard without emotions. I'm not what you see
I've come to shitpost about your problems, so i can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not the saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a neckbard whose shitposts went beyond his control
Beyond my control. We all need control
I need control. We all need control
I am the modern woman (man) (secret secret I've got a secret)
Who hides behind a post (secret secret I've got a secret)
So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret)
My true faggotry
Domo arigato, Mr. Gaymu, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Gaymu, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Gaymu
Thank you very much, Mr. Gaymu
For posting the porn that nobody wants to see
And thank you very much, Mr. Gaymu
For helping me laugh just when I needed to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem's plain to see:
Too much /v/irgins
Mods to "save" our lives
Gaymers dehumanize.
The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret)
To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret)
Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret)
My true identity...
I'm a /v/irgin! /v/irgin! /v/irgin! /v/irgin!
Im 100% nigga
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