OFFICAL MUSIC REVIEWER RANKING

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>>74150676
>GOOD TIER
>-Pierro Scaruffi

Christgau is good fuck you

>>74150676
I'd put Todd up a tier. Sure he's a cuck with questionable taste but he knows his shit and actually plays.

>>74150693
he has created the greatest canon of popular music, regardless of his poor writing style

>>74150676
>Scaruffi
>Anywhere good

Ok buddy.

>>74150676
Stop shilling yourself Sam

>>74150676
>great tier
>tutorial YouTube for classical plebs
Lmao

>posting fantano so low
>posting Todd in the shadows so low
>posting pitchfork so low
>posting rap critic so low

>>74151229
there is nothing wrong with this

>>74150676
>horbgorbler as anything but trash tier
well color me baited cuz this list is fucking bad

Scaruffi is garbage and thinks his shit doesn't stink

>>74151229
this has to be bait

>>74150676
What about my boy OP?

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>>74152375
oops

>>74150676
This list needs some serious work.

1) I'm not standing up for Pitchfork, but they're undoubtedly better than Rolling Stone because basically everything is better than Rolling Stone.

2) Christgau doesn't belong belong next to Rolling Stone either. He has a bad tendency to underrate good if not great albums, e.g. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but he's got a very deep understanding and love of music.

3) Scaruffi doesn't belong in anything above the okay tier, and that's on a good day. He doesn't provide good criticism because he rarely cares about anything beyond how experimental an album is, and in the rare cases that he does adventure outside of that realm he ranks Korn's debut as one of the best metal albums ever made.

4) No mention of the Quietus, TinyMixTapes, Slant, Drowned in Sound, etc., for better or worse.

>>74150719
"No"

why do you put all the good ones on meh and shit?

artv, rap critic, toddintheshadows, and buckley are all great.

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>getting someone else to review music for you
>caring about other people's opinions

W E W
E
W

>People liking Toddintheshadows
Isn't he a dad rocker?

>>74150693
>scaruffi is bad meme again

scaruffi is unironically great tier

>>74152736
This. Todd is actually a funny reviewer with a good knowledge of music.